'Gory the A'ight
@gregoryaight.bsky.social
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P: Gen X, AuDHD+ white guy, dressed like Dracula, red collar, black cape, white face, etc. Count Dorkula is what the kids called me lol. B: A reddish-brown moth on a dirty window. www.inclusionnow.space (blog) On Becoming... (pod) ↓See pinned Skeet↓
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Along with several young people I serve, I've begun using a framework of three existential perspectives to create a mindset and setting for existing in 2025.
Three-Points Perspective Framework
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gregoryaight.bsky.social
Trump can be compelling entertainment. He's fast and brazen. Confident.

Johnson?

...is a whitehead pimple on Trump's unwashed ass.

...rabble rousers??!!!
gregoryaight.bsky.social
Listening to any of these jagoffs is torture, and NONE of them has the social fluency and improvisational skills Trump does.
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Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
gregoryaight.bsky.social
Only person close to him is Vanilla Swift.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
Not many humans have songs with over a billion streams.

Benito has a handful!
gregoryaight.bsky.social
*AHHHH...

SORRY... most of Bad Bunny songs have over a half BILLION streams.

Not million.

The hit with the fewest streams was at 399,000,000. Almost 400 million.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
May the winds of the universe be at your sails in this endeavor. It's harrowing.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
Taylor Swift doesn't even come close to Benito with ANY of her most popularly streamed songs. HOLY SHIT.

Bad Bunny is FAR AND AWAY the most popular and streamed musical artist.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
Even Benito's weakest performing songs do better than all three recordings of Greenwood's rah rah murr'ca anthem.

lol

lmao, even

rotflmmfao, actually
gregoryaight.bsky.social
LMAO.

On Spotify? A handful of Bad Bunny's songs have billions of streams and most are well over a half-million streams, lmao.

The three separate recordings of God Bless the U.S.A., combined, have about 68 million streams.
mearns.bsky.social
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!”   says the idiot
gregoryaight.bsky.social
*white people
zombiscribe.bsky.social
Hey remember when Taylor Swift said voters should “do their own research” and a bunch of people pretended she strongly endorsed Harris? Good times
gregoryaight.bsky.social
Hey Elvis? We gotta win this race!

"We gotta win, this, rrRACE"

He Elvis? Want some lemonade?

"Lemonayyyyde... that cool refreshing drink."
gregoryaight.bsky.social
TFW the ND young adult with whom you are working is clearly getting nothing but invalidation and criticism from their caregivers. It could all be so much easier, simpler, and devoid of trauma and anxiety. And yet.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
Fulfillingness' First Finale is low-key the good one, lol. I agree with Eddie's drunk Father on that.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
When a white person tells you they are colorblind, they are lying to themselves, likely... but certainly lying to you.

It's always assimilationist and only certain "others" make the cut.
smokestacks07036.bsky.social
Please know, please, there are some of us colorblind people out here. Free your mind ❤️ 🫂
gregoryaight.bsky.social
I got moosick uh mah mind.

I got fofiddly fuh...

...Fo fiddle fuh...

...Fuck it you know the good one.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
I KNOW YOU WANNA LEAVE ME... but I uhfooze... tah let you go, Lillian. If I have to BEHHG... AND PLEAD... funnuhsymphony.
lizzslockeroom.bsky.social
"Diana Ross says “It’s my house & I live here.” She sings in Spanish too, Lillian.. “It’s my casa & yo viva aqui.” 😂

Eddie Murphy has ruined multiple songs for me. When I hear them, I sing them his way 🤣
gregoryaight.bsky.social
And if you are not 100% compliant through the ever-shifting goalposts of authoritarianism?

You actually already are on the wrong side... they just haven't gotten to you. Yet.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
Police lie.

That's a fact of life.

Again.

Thin blue line.
Blue wall of silence.
Protect the badge.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
Louder.
chadstanton.blacksky.app
Since I’m on the subject, the police told the press, Congress, and everyone watching that they didn’t intervene on January 6 because of the lessons they learned from the Floyd protests, and people bought it.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
It was always going to come down to Tfump having all of the police, all of DHS/ICE, and all of the military.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
Please do not act surprised when you are deemed non-compliant and unassimilated enough, and end up on the wrong side of that thin blue line.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
Of thin blue lines, protected badges, and blue walls of silence.
gregoryaight.bsky.social
I hate it when the disc horse bot says something that applies too much to me because semi-randomized non-sequitur is not supposed to approach accuracy.
horsedisc.bsky.social
Pansexuals would rather do sex work than go to therapy