I am the bart
@gregtheegg333.bsky.social
I am 88 scrambled eggs tall.
I am Bart Simpson.
I hurl coin rolls at poor people, call that bitch a donation.
I am from Familiar Dude.
I am Bart Simpson.
I hurl coin rolls at poor people, call that bitch a donation.
I am from Familiar Dude.
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I am the bart
@gregtheegg333.bsky.social
· Oct 28
Elelelelelleleel 👅👅👅
-sincerely, Bart Simpson
-sincerely, Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson endorses dancing in the moonlight.
November 23, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Bart Simpson endorses dancing in the moonlight.
Yo what’s good. It’s yo boy, Hart Himpon.
November 22, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Yo what’s good. It’s yo boy, Hart Himpon.
Bart Simpson is proud of you.
November 12, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Bart Simpson is proud of you.
I’m Bramble Simpleton.
November 7, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I’m Bramble Simpleton.
Hey guys. Bart Simpson here. Day 2 of November. Regular November. Average November. I love November. It’s very quiet and peaceful and normal. Not Normal November. Just kidding. It is actually Very Normal November. Novel Normal November. Read a novel every day.
November 2, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Hey guys. Bart Simpson here. Day 2 of November. Regular November. Average November. I love November. It’s very quiet and peaceful and normal. Not Normal November. Just kidding. It is actually Very Normal November. Novel Normal November. Read a novel every day.
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November 1, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Good morning everybart. Happy Bartoween!
-Brom Bart Brimson
-Brom Bart Brimson
October 31, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Good morning everybart. Happy Bartoween!
-Brom Bart Brimson
-Brom Bart Brimson
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Once at 12 a bass string broke and slapped me in the face so hard it drew blood and needed stitches.
Ever since then, I've been the BIGGEST baby about tuning and restringing instruments.
I feel like an EOD dude diffusing a bomb
Ever since then, I've been the BIGGEST baby about tuning and restringing instruments.
I feel like an EOD dude diffusing a bomb
October 29, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Once at 12 a bass string broke and slapped me in the face so hard it drew blood and needed stitches.
Ever since then, I've been the BIGGEST baby about tuning and restringing instruments.
I feel like an EOD dude diffusing a bomb
Ever since then, I've been the BIGGEST baby about tuning and restringing instruments.
I feel like an EOD dude diffusing a bomb
Bar(t) (Simp)Son
People think country music is bad, and it's usually because they're listening to the wrong kind. You know you're listening to the good kind if you are hearing one of three types of song:
1) Here is the story of a guy who got shot
2) This is why I'm in jail
3) You would not believe how hungover I am
1) Here is the story of a guy who got shot
2) This is why I'm in jail
3) You would not believe how hungover I am
October 29, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Bar(t) (Simp)Son
Good morning. It’s me. Bart Simpson.
October 29, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Good morning. It’s me. Bart Simpson.
Just so you guys know, I am Bart brimbstone.
October 29, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Just so you guys know, I am Bart brimbstone.
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might start actually using this site sometimes so i may as well put my ref here
art by @thewhiteflareon.bsky.social
art by @thewhiteflareon.bsky.social
October 28, 2024 at 12:26 PM
might start actually using this site sometimes so i may as well put my ref here
art by @thewhiteflareon.bsky.social
art by @thewhiteflareon.bsky.social
Elelelelelleleel 👅👅👅
-sincerely, Bart Simpson
-sincerely, Bart Simpson
October 28, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Elelelelelleleel 👅👅👅
-sincerely, Bart Simpson
-sincerely, Bart Simpson
Hey guys it’s me, Bart Simpson. I like to get freaky, because I am Bart Simpson.
October 28, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Hey guys it’s me, Bart Simpson. I like to get freaky, because I am Bart Simpson.