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Drunk Grunkle
@tiamarie.bsky.social
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Irreverent GenX Hermit Married to a Hobbit Discord: t.ia [He/Him]🏳️‍⚧️ http://Tia.WTF About me: https://bsky.app/profile/tiamarie.bsky.social/post/3l336ezrmxp23 Not Officially Endorsed By: @why.bsky.team
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I never paid for pay phones, I used radioshack parts to trick phones into thinking they were paid

My county had one pay phone to try it out on lol
Red box (phreaking) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
Meet @mattdinniman.bsky.social on his book tour!

I wish he were coming closer than Sacramento.
Calling enemies collect felt like such a power move when I was younger
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Introducing a special friend in need of a loving home: Cupcake (149137), located in Baton Rouge, LA.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cupcake-149137-74965733/la/baton-rouge/companion-animal-alliance-la65/
I'm still feuding with my SIL after 24yrs.

It's aged like a fine chianti
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hold your grudge close as a lover. age it gently for years in a cool dry place. sip it on special occasions.
I wish hot tubs weren't so hard to maintain, I'd get one of those inflatable ones.

I'd get flesh eating bacteria if I had to care for my own soup water >,>
Also, reality is hard to cope with when every news headline reads like an Onion headline.

It's getting harder and harder to disbelieve in The Simulation.
I'm just glad to have a place to go that isn't the public pool, where I was the ONLY adult without a child -- I felt really weird trying to go to the public pool.
I'm just gonna show up in a thick dry suit for diving one day xD
I'm waiting for the temp to get better and people who made new year's resolutions to drop off, so I can actually swim

I'm a fish
The steam room is my retreat there.

It makes me so happy
I need to make a browser extension that makes every news site have the same design as @theonion.com
If it has a screen, someone will make it DOOM
DOOM DONG SOLVES BOTH PROBLEMS
They could definitely power another device to run DOOM
It's my new favourite shirt.

definitely wearing it on my date tomorrow
I think I need to do more than 30mins of rowing to burn off what I eat
I'm greatly disappointed that the results for "adult bath toys" does not include a hydroelectric powered device that runs DOOM.

It's dildos all the way down.

You'd be surprised how often I fall in this trap.
I've also gained 10lbs since joining a gym, because somebody forgets to eat before going and ends up binging on fast food immediately after.

Pro Tip: Don't do this.
I went to a bat mitzvah last weekend where they had an airbrush booth.

So I made some unlicensed @katie.bzky.team merch, I like the official stuff better.
Power outages have been terrible this storm season.

I've spent more time without power this year than any other year.

Expect me to vanish regularly until winter storm season is over
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this times a million. the hate those with disabilities get is off the charts. work to destroy the eugenicist mindset that is unfortunately hiding behind a lot of our notions about the world.
Disabled people shouldn't have to prove their disability to you for you to not act like an asshole online.
I always clicked through on ads for other blogs and even bought my own ads back then.

It made the place feel like a co-op