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Fu€k this whole administration...
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“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington

“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump

“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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A América é actualmente um regime fascista.
July 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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“Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat now, because those little wiener dogs in the cans are coming back on the menu in a big way,” said Donald Trump
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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
WASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald Trump informed the nation Thursday that they better start liking those little canned wieners. “Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat now, because those little wiener dogs in the cans are coming back […]
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April 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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“The President’s desires cannot be ignored”
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
April 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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“Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency, snapping his fingers to get the attention […]
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March 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Anyone know of a decent apartment in Yonkers for rent. Looking for a studio or 1BR for $1600 or less
March 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The SNL 50th Anniversary Show (the 3 hour one) is amazing.
February 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Political Profile: Eric Adams
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February 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Wow
January 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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“I had a feeling that there were people watching what was happening and wondering, Was anyone going to say anything?” Bishop Mariann Budde explained. “Was anyone going to say anything about the turn the country’s taking?”

So, she took a breath, and spoke. nyti.ms/3WtmNY2
January 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Mark Zuckerberg—
2012: $44 billion
2025: $217 billion

Jeff Bezos—
2012: $18 billion
2025: $245 billion

Elon Musk—
2012: $2 billion
2025: $449 billion

Federal Minimum Wage—
2009: $7.25/hr
2025: $7.25/hr

Welcome to the United States of Oligarchy, folks.
January 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Air Max 180 OG & Jokers
November 20, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Air Max 180 vs Air Max 2090 EOI
September 25, 2024 at 12:43 AM