Griff
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Griff
@griffcam.bsky.social
don’t look at me
If I could change careers with anyone it would be with Flo from Progressive
March 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
When a grown man chews with his mouth open you know he’s doing it on purpose and so I’m justified in pissing in his food
March 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Pillory Clinton. Is that anything?
March 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Diet Coke is only good when it hurts a little
March 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Tbh a major source of suicide prevention for me is that I refuse to let Elon musk outlive me
March 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Alternate universe where oxiclean is made from corn:

Hi, Billy Maize here
February 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When I’m president no one will even WANT veneers
February 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The reason we know time travel doesn’t exist is that Matthew Fox didn’t go to prison for tearing my 30 year old body in two in 2007
February 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Pedro pascal homoerotic corona commercial my beloved
February 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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came across this tweet in the wild, everyone loves the wine-dark sea
January 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to forget my password
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Never forget
January 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
by now there HAS to be at least one other country with a national dog
August 19, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Getting dumped while you’re coming up on a cute little hypomania period is an experience I highly recommend tbh
August 7, 2023 at 5:18 PM
season 6 episode 7 of seinfeld is called "the soup."
season 7 episode 6 of seinfeld is called "the soup nazi."

not sure what to do with this information but i'm recording it for posterity's sake
July 23, 2023 at 6:38 PM
i need to have a conversation with the Griffin Campbell who is a music professor because i've been getting a lottttt of emails meant for him that seem important
July 14, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Got Rita ora mixed up with Roma Downey today
July 13, 2023 at 2:12 AM
I’m straight up gonna make a tiktok account that replies to people and says “that’s not what an intrusive thought is”
July 11, 2023 at 4:10 AM
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They should replace the moan of Lisa with this
July 10, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Imagine a judge saying “I can’t support this policy because I’m a Virgo”
July 9, 2023 at 8:08 PM
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reskeet if you love how queer people took this app over and made it a horny commie utopia or if you piss in the bathroom sink
July 8, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Bars should sell tums
July 8, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Wait am I dumb for not knowing what sorghum is
July 8, 2023 at 1:31 AM