Tomas Hoffman
@grixisordietrying.bsky.social
Magic the Gathering enjoyer until I cant no more.
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It’s important to realize that the subtext of Trump freaking out at Kaitlan Collins when she asks him what he’d say to the Epstein survivors is that she may in practice be asking what he’d say to the *Trump* survivors, and they both know that. A well worded question
This isn’t some anonymous tip. This is sworn testimony, under penalty of perjury, from someone who said Trump threatened to kill her if she exposed Epstein’s sexual abuse.
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
It’s important to realize that the subtext of Trump freaking out at Kaitlan Collins when she asks him what he’d say to the Epstein survivors is that she may in practice be asking what he’d say to the *Trump* survivors, and they both know that. A well worded question
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
I'm so tired of satirical cartoons becoming our daily lives.
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I'm so tired of satirical cartoons becoming our daily lives.
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The United States is behaving like a rogue state. The President has carried out an illegal act of war, kidnapped a foreign head of state, and is now threatening military action against NATO allies. This is a constitutional crisis.
Impeachment must be on the table.
Impeachment must be on the table.
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The United States is behaving like a rogue state. The President has carried out an illegal act of war, kidnapped a foreign head of state, and is now threatening military action against NATO allies. This is a constitutional crisis.
Impeachment must be on the table.
Impeachment must be on the table.
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WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
Driving home from North Carolina today, got to pull the "We've got to hit the road if we want to get home sometime this year".
a group of men are standing on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a hawaiian shirt and shorts .
ALT: a group of men are standing on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a hawaiian shirt and shorts .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Driving home from North Carolina today, got to pull the "We've got to hit the road if we want to get home sometime this year".
Christmas dinner with my lovely wife, they comped her steak because they let it carryover past temp and then rushed out an undercooked one... BUT everything else was stellar. Best sea bass I've ever had.
Charthouse Prime in Annapolis Maryland if you have a special occasion to celebrate.
Charthouse Prime in Annapolis Maryland if you have a special occasion to celebrate.
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Christmas dinner with my lovely wife, they comped her steak because they let it carryover past temp and then rushed out an undercooked one... BUT everything else was stellar. Best sea bass I've ever had.
Charthouse Prime in Annapolis Maryland if you have a special occasion to celebrate.
Charthouse Prime in Annapolis Maryland if you have a special occasion to celebrate.
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Pork loin leftover egg and cheese. That is all.
December 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Pork loin leftover egg and cheese. That is all.
Mega misplayed and cost myself my 3-1...
Lots of leonas up here at the top though so yay.
Lots of leonas up here at the top though so yay.
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Mega misplayed and cost myself my 3-1...
Lots of leonas up here at the top though so yay.
Lots of leonas up here at the top though so yay.
2-1 in Houston with LEONA, beating up on annie players except the first one.
Fingers crossed Frodan's wheels fall off so I can get the metal card. 🤣
Fingers crossed Frodan's wheels fall off so I can get the metal card. 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
2-1 in Houston with LEONA, beating up on annie players except the first one.
Fingers crossed Frodan's wheels fall off so I can get the metal card. 🤣
Fingers crossed Frodan's wheels fall off so I can get the metal card. 🤣
Gonna be shooting for best in class on Leona in Houston, anyone who is looking to do play testing I'll be in on demand sides all day today!
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Gonna be shooting for best in class on Leona in Houston, anyone who is looking to do play testing I'll be in on demand sides all day today!
Prepping for the @riftbound.riotgames.com regional this coming weekend starts with Hook Darius and Hook Victor because I dont want to win badly enough to play 1000 kaisa mirrors.
Leona is still in my back pocket for the fun bracket. Might want to go for my girls metal card for best performer.
Leona is still in my back pocket for the fun bracket. Might want to go for my girls metal card for best performer.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Prepping for the @riftbound.riotgames.com regional this coming weekend starts with Hook Darius and Hook Victor because I dont want to win badly enough to play 1000 kaisa mirrors.
Leona is still in my back pocket for the fun bracket. Might want to go for my girls metal card for best performer.
Leona is still in my back pocket for the fun bracket. Might want to go for my girls metal card for best performer.
After needing to battle the densest 2x4s known to god we managed to get our new space heater installed. Way cozier than the heated blanket weve had. 🥳
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
After needing to battle the densest 2x4s known to god we managed to get our new space heater installed. Way cozier than the heated blanket weve had. 🥳
Finally pax day, more riftbound maybe, might drop for boardgames though!
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Finally pax day, more riftbound maybe, might drop for boardgames though!
My beautiful child died on the operating table. Soggy and full of flavor. Ive received advice to par bake the crust to avoid this in the future, but I will mourn this pizza.
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My beautiful child died on the operating table. Soggy and full of flavor. Ive received advice to par bake the crust to avoid this in the future, but I will mourn this pizza.
Glad I know enough about my idiot leadership to know they wouldn't hire me to be manager of the team ive been on for 6 years now.
Very excited to find out what new bootlicker is going to take over the shift. Truly thrilled to know im not good enough but they sure do rely on me to do their jobs.
Very excited to find out what new bootlicker is going to take over the shift. Truly thrilled to know im not good enough but they sure do rely on me to do their jobs.
a black cat is holding a nail clipper in its paws .
ALT: a black cat is holding a nail clipper in its paws .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Glad I know enough about my idiot leadership to know they wouldn't hire me to be manager of the team ive been on for 6 years now.
Very excited to find out what new bootlicker is going to take over the shift. Truly thrilled to know im not good enough but they sure do rely on me to do their jobs.
Very excited to find out what new bootlicker is going to take over the shift. Truly thrilled to know im not good enough but they sure do rely on me to do their jobs.
I got married to the love of my life two weeks ago and we're in Illinois doing a party for the half of the family that couldn't come.
First time having Caribou Coffee as a husband, first ponyshoe (garbage plate), the well wishes and cards, I haven't cried this much in years. Fellas it gets better🥰
First time having Caribou Coffee as a husband, first ponyshoe (garbage plate), the well wishes and cards, I haven't cried this much in years. Fellas it gets better🥰
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I got married to the love of my life two weeks ago and we're in Illinois doing a party for the half of the family that couldn't come.
First time having Caribou Coffee as a husband, first ponyshoe (garbage plate), the well wishes and cards, I haven't cried this much in years. Fellas it gets better🥰
First time having Caribou Coffee as a husband, first ponyshoe (garbage plate), the well wishes and cards, I haven't cried this much in years. Fellas it gets better🥰
Found a Walmart in Lincoln IL, got the pack 1 heat!
October 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Found a Walmart in Lincoln IL, got the pack 1 heat!
Riftbound release day, I mean Halloween. I can't Crack my boxes until I get back from Illinois visiting the new in laws and that's fine. Definitely fine.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Riftbound release day, I mean Halloween. I can't Crack my boxes until I get back from Illinois visiting the new in laws and that's fine. Definitely fine.
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What profits not the swarm, profits not the bee.
Marcus Aurelius
Marcus Aurelius
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
What profits not the swarm, profits not the bee.
Marcus Aurelius
Marcus Aurelius
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"In the two years since the state started charging a 4% surtax on incomes over $1 million, the effort has created a $5.7 billion windfall, with the surplus being used to fund bridge repairs, bolster literacy programs and address the transportation system’s budget deficit."
Taxing the rich works!
Taxing the rich works!
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"In the two years since the state started charging a 4% surtax on incomes over $1 million, the effort has created a $5.7 billion windfall, with the surplus being used to fund bridge repairs, bolster literacy programs and address the transportation system’s budget deficit."
Taxing the rich works!
Taxing the rich works!
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The LGS that had 128 players for the Tarkir prerelease had 4 people show up for the Standard RCQ today, if you're wondering how things are going. #mtg
October 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The LGS that had 128 players for the Tarkir prerelease had 4 people show up for the Standard RCQ today, if you're wondering how things are going. #mtg
Writing vows is way harder than I thought it would be, I am struggling to put into words the depths of the love I feel for this woman while keeping it under 50 words.
October 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Writing vows is way harder than I thought it would be, I am struggling to put into words the depths of the love I feel for this woman while keeping it under 50 words.