Grump-chan
grumpchan.bsky.social
Grump-chan
@grumpchan.bsky.social
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Evoking the spirit of 2008-2013 social media
Pope Benedict the Arnold
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Monoculture is dead"

You've heard of 6 7 and labubus and skibidi toilet, are you sure monoculture is dead
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Theme parks are great because they allow me to enter a world I could only view on a screen. Sometimes I prefer it to watching the show or movie. Like, I don't want to watch Jimmy Fallon, I want to be inside Jimmy Fallon.
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Jack Black in a Stone Temple Pilots movie:

"I... am smelling like the rose that somebody gave me cause I... am dead and bloated."
October 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I lost my guitar strings but it's nothing to fret over
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
If you want to counter someone's counterargument, don't just repeat the first argument again. That will just make it seem like you aren't paying attention.
October 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You don't understand. It's not that they are wrong, it's that no one else is noting this specific way in which they are wrong. If I don't point this out, then no one will.
October 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me: *talks in hyperbole a lot*

That one person: "Obviously that's not true"

Me: "...No shit?"
October 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Your heart is now beating manually
August 31, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The Tyrannosaurus Rex is the coolest dino!
August 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Reposted by Grump-chan
#Sciart #Paleoart #Dinosaur Tyrannosaurus, commissioned by @grumpchan.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What do you mean there's a message to this movie? This isn't a preschool show. There's no morals to learn.
July 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
*ask a nuanced question*
*get a long reply explaining that nuance*
"I ain't reading all that"

The internet is funny sometimes
July 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I do not like your AI spam
I do not like it Sam Alt-Man
June 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Trying to make an apple pie from scratch. Anyone know a simple way of inventing the universe?
June 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
One of the more frustrating aspects of being online for a long time is learning how few people actually understand analogies and their purpose
June 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Reposted by Grump-chan
Happy trans day of visibility!
March 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just got back from a tribute to Linkin Park. They played the first two albums in their entirety. I'm sore and sweaty and tired. It was a blast!
March 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Reposted by Grump-chan
You're telling me we finally get a Madoka Magica game, and instead of a choice-based narrative-centric adventure game or RPG where you are constantly tempted by Kyubey's offers of power it's a FUCKING GACHA GAME
March 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Grocery store sushi and Lunchables pizza. Is there a better definition of #finedining than that?
March 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My wars? Guilded.
My Frames? Fatal.
My 'Nauts? Psycho.
March 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If sticks and stones can break your bones, you need to drink more milk
March 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
You ever poop so hard it knocks the wind out of you?

#shittylife
March 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Posting a meme I made
March 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM