Grumpy Devon
@grumpydevon.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Devon
34yo, he/him, 🖤🩶🤍💜
34yo, he/him, 🖤🩶🤍💜
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
Plex got the free episodes of Barney… which means I’ve got myself a fun toddler show at my fingertips :3
Goo goo.
Goo goo.
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Plex got the free episodes of Barney… which means I’ve got myself a fun toddler show at my fingertips :3
Goo goo.
Goo goo.
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
Dark ageplay: She reaches over and activates the parental controls on the in-flight entertainment screen, then tells the flight attendant not to let you have any wine
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dark ageplay: She reaches over and activates the parental controls on the in-flight entertainment screen, then tells the flight attendant not to let you have any wine
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
I WAS RUSHING TO THE BATHROOM AS FAST AS I COULD OKAY!?😭✨️
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I WAS RUSHING TO THE BATHROOM AS FAST AS I COULD OKAY!?😭✨️
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
Barney is a friend!!!! He just wants to keep babies in diapers :c
December 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Barney is a friend!!!! He just wants to keep babies in diapers :c
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
Baby threats be like
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Baby threats be like
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
This applies to all of you.
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
This applies to all of you.
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
"Aw jeez, dis betta not unlock sometin in me..."
October 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"Aw jeez, dis betta not unlock sometin in me..."
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
Never really understood depictions of vampires where they have blood like dripping down their face. Like, biting people is one thing, but getting your food all over your face? Really?
And the capes, too.
You know what running around wearing a towel with food on your face makes you?
A Toddler.
And the capes, too.
You know what running around wearing a towel with food on your face makes you?
A Toddler.
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Never really understood depictions of vampires where they have blood like dripping down their face. Like, biting people is one thing, but getting your food all over your face? Really?
And the capes, too.
You know what running around wearing a towel with food on your face makes you?
A Toddler.
And the capes, too.
You know what running around wearing a towel with food on your face makes you?
A Toddler.
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
Stop empowering Puritanism.
September 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Stop empowering Puritanism.
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
I think one of the most important lessons to learn in life is that you don’t get to choose what turns you on or fucks you up
September 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I think one of the most important lessons to learn in life is that you don’t get to choose what turns you on or fucks you up
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
Dark ageplay: you turn off the lights because it bedtime and now its dark :(((((((
September 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Dark ageplay: you turn off the lights because it bedtime and now its dark :(((((((
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
hypnosis app fantasy 😳
April 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
hypnosis app fantasy 😳
26 years ago today, ‘Sonic Underground’ premiered in the US.
August 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
I have never seen an image that better describes my reaction to encouragement these days
August 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I have never seen an image that better describes my reaction to encouragement these days
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
Robot Anthro dating app - 1994
This was back in the cartridge days, where there was no swiping or algorithmic sorting, and the few applicants all had funky playgrounds and music tracks.
A very different kind of Bots.
This was back in the cartridge days, where there was no swiping or algorithmic sorting, and the few applicants all had funky playgrounds and music tracks.
A very different kind of Bots.
August 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Robot Anthro dating app - 1994
This was back in the cartridge days, where there was no swiping or algorithmic sorting, and the few applicants all had funky playgrounds and music tracks.
A very different kind of Bots.
This was back in the cartridge days, where there was no swiping or algorithmic sorting, and the few applicants all had funky playgrounds and music tracks.
A very different kind of Bots.
It me! Am bigger than all you babies.
little/middle who is unreasonably smug about being in pullups and brags about being "practically a grown-up" even if their chart is full of rainclouds, because they SOMETIMES manage to make it in time.
August 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It me! Am bigger than all you babies.
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
☑️ Yes! I want to be rewarded, too.
August 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
☑️ Yes! I want to be rewarded, too.
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
Goth girls in diapers
Repost to spread the word
Repost to spread the word
August 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Goth girls in diapers
Repost to spread the word
Repost to spread the word
Reposted by Grumpy Devon
YOU are eternally 14 years old because you love getting into arguments online. *I* am eternally 12 years old because everything in the world pales in comparison to toys and playing video games. we are not the same.
a cartoon girl is sitting in front of a computer screen
ALT: a cartoon girl is sitting in front of a computer screen
media.tenor.com
March 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
YOU are eternally 14 years old because you love getting into arguments online. *I* am eternally 12 years old because everything in the world pales in comparison to toys and playing video games. we are not the same.
And, update, the account has been deleted.
Just a heads up everyone, @columnargem.bsky.social appears to be in the hands of a scammer at the moment. I've definitely seen this sort of message going around lately.
#ABDL #Ageplay
#ABDL #Ageplay
July 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
And, update, the account has been deleted.
The "likely preferences" are a mixed bag, but otherwise, correct.
spankpls.com/bdsm-test
spankpls.com/bdsm-test
July 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
The "likely preferences" are a mixed bag, but otherwise, correct.
spankpls.com/bdsm-test
spankpls.com/bdsm-test