Greg Byrne 🦦
@gtbyrne.bsky.social
♿️ retired. Careers in newspaper, adult education and hospice. Can’t believe at age 72 I have to endure another Trump regime. NYT crossword and spelling bee. Strongly favor no tariffs on 🐧
Just heard a host at a local NPR station talk about what’s coming up at the Trump Kennedy Center. No no no! There is only the Kennedy Center just as there is only national airport with no fucking Reagan added to it. And NPR of all places!?!
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Just heard a host at a local NPR station talk about what’s coming up at the Trump Kennedy Center. No no no! There is only the Kennedy Center just as there is only national airport with no fucking Reagan added to it. And NPR of all places!?!
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January 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Honestly headlines in the onion are way better that the stories themselves
January 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Honestly headlines in the onion are way better that the stories themselves
I think that what Donald really meant to say is ruin Venezuela, not run it
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I think that what Donald really meant to say is ruin Venezuela, not run it
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Donald is slapping his name on everything!
December 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Donald is slapping his name on everything!
Saw Jay Kelly. Clooney’s suntan scared the shit out of me.
December 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Saw Jay Kelly. Clooney’s suntan scared the shit out of me.
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As we glide effortlessly into a new year of please-god-not-too-many-horrors, I think it’s important to gird our collective loins, so I would like to remind everyone about how important they are:
December 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
As we glide effortlessly into a new year of please-god-not-too-many-horrors, I think it’s important to gird our collective loins, so I would like to remind everyone about how important they are:
And what all that hard marble would do to the acoustics in the KenCen!
You know what every great opera house, concert hall, theater, and show venue in the world has in common?
They don't have marble armrests.
They don't have marble armrests.
December 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
And what all that hard marble would do to the acoustics in the KenCen!
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The Redaction This Country Yearns For Most:
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The Redaction This Country Yearns For Most:
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this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
Just can’t hardly wait to get my tickets to the Trump Kennedy Center to see Kid Rock starring in Oklahoma!
graphic design is my passion
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just can’t hardly wait to get my tickets to the Trump Kennedy Center to see Kid Rock starring in Oklahoma!
You’re damn straight! I absolutely refuse to call it Reagan
It shall always be “National.”
honestly "The Donald J. Trump Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport" slaps because it expands the universe of people who would get mad if you call it "DCA" or "National."
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
You’re damn straight! I absolutely refuse to call it Reagan
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It’s always the ones you just assumed
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It’s always the ones you just assumed
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In a spirited address to the nation, President Trump announced his plans to increase the moon by 800% and called for the execution of the California Raisins.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
In a spirited address to the nation, President Trump announced his plans to increase the moon by 800% and called for the execution of the California Raisins.
Mike Johnson is a weenie
December 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Mike Johnson is a weenie
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There is so much for which to remember Rob Reiner. In my family, we have long treasured this one bit he did with Carroll O'Connor on "All in the Family." It has always made me laugh, no matter how many times I've watched it. And we all could use a good laugh these days
All in the Family - Sock and a Sock, Shoe and a Shoe
YouTube video by Scarlett OHara
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December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
There is so much for which to remember Rob Reiner. In my family, we have long treasured this one bit he did with Carroll O'Connor on "All in the Family." It has always made me laugh, no matter how many times I've watched it. And we all could use a good laugh these days
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Usually, when I need an appointment at the VA, I can get one within 2 weeks. Today, I called for an appointment and the next available is in May, 2026. Firing 35K people will do that. The Trump administration hates veterans.
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Usually, when I need an appointment at the VA, I can get one within 2 weeks. Today, I called for an appointment and the next available is in May, 2026. Firing 35K people will do that. The Trump administration hates veterans.
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LEFT: Heartfelt condolences on Rob Reiner's death from a kind, stable person who should have been president.
RIGHT: Obscene gloating over Rob Reiner's death from a delusional sociopath who never should have been president.
RIGHT: Obscene gloating over Rob Reiner's death from a delusional sociopath who never should have been president.
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
LEFT: Heartfelt condolences on Rob Reiner's death from a kind, stable person who should have been president.
RIGHT: Obscene gloating over Rob Reiner's death from a delusional sociopath who never should have been president.
RIGHT: Obscene gloating over Rob Reiner's death from a delusional sociopath who never should have been president.
Josh O’Connor: this year’s Adam Driver
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Josh O’Connor: this year’s Adam Driver
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"Forgive me, Father, for I have si—"
WHACK
WHACK
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Forgive me, Father, for I have si—"
WHACK
WHACK
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Remember that the real Macy’s Parade action doesn’t begin until the sun goes down
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Remember that the real Macy’s Parade action doesn’t begin until the sun goes down
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Obama was too black.
Hillary was too woman.
Biden was too old.
Harris was too woman.
America is too racist, misogynistic and stupid, verified by electing Trump twice.
Hillary was too woman.
Biden was too old.
Harris was too woman.
America is too racist, misogynistic and stupid, verified by electing Trump twice.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Obama was too black.
Hillary was too woman.
Biden was too old.
Harris was too woman.
America is too racist, misogynistic and stupid, verified by electing Trump twice.
Hillary was too woman.
Biden was too old.
Harris was too woman.
America is too racist, misogynistic and stupid, verified by electing Trump twice.
Just call him Bubba
Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Just call him Bubba