Hank
@gthank.bsky.social
Computers, music, chess, and grumpiness at the world. Most likely not in that order.
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Status: Just finished reading an ARC of Platform Decay
Emotion check: I still fucking love Murderbot
Emotion check: I still fucking love Murderbot
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Status: Just finished reading an ARC of Platform Decay
Emotion check: I still fucking love Murderbot
Emotion check: I still fucking love Murderbot
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
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Dunk and Egg? Love it
There are no dragons, no maps and no internecine family trees in this Game of Thrones prequel about an underdog knight and his would-be squire. n.pr/4qTZ681
'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' is 'Game of Thrones' for the haters
There are no dragons, no maps and no internecine family trees in this Game of Thrones prequel about an underdog knight and his would-be squire.
n.pr
January 16, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Dunk and Egg? Love it
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“Yes! Yes! That’s it! Just a little higher. … Ahhhhhhhhh …”
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
“Yes! Yes! That’s it! Just a little higher. … Ahhhhhhhhh …”
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“Oh, boy, was that an ugly day. … Roy instantly took the bird in to be debeaked, all the way yelling, ‘Tit for tat! Tit for tat!’”
January 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“Oh, boy, was that an ugly day. … Roy instantly took the bird in to be debeaked, all the way yelling, ‘Tit for tat! Tit for tat!’”
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“Crack the whip!”
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Crack the whip!”
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“Wonderful! Just wonderful! … So much for instilling them with a sense of awe.”
January 16, 2026 at 12:08 PM
“Wonderful! Just wonderful! … So much for instilling them with a sense of awe.”
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Centipede parking lots
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Centipede parking lots
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“Take a good, long look at this. … We don’t know what it is, but it’s the only part of the buffalo we don’t use.”
January 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Take a good, long look at this. … We don’t know what it is, but it’s the only part of the buffalo we don’t use.”
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“I knew it! I just knew it. ... ‘Shave and a Haircut’ was a lousy secret knock.”
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 PM
“I knew it! I just knew it. ... ‘Shave and a Haircut’ was a lousy secret knock.”
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Beverly Hills of the North Pole
January 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Beverly Hills of the North Pole
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“That does it, Sid! … You yell ‘tarantula’ one more time and you’re gonna be wearin’ this thing!”
January 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
“That does it, Sid! … You yell ‘tarantula’ one more time and you’re gonna be wearin’ this thing!”
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“Excuse me, but the others sent me up here to ask you to please not roll around so much.”
January 14, 2026 at 8:04 PM
“Excuse me, but the others sent me up here to ask you to please not roll around so much.”
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The Trinquetaille Bridge - 1888
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14480
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14480
January 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The Trinquetaille Bridge - 1888
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14480
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14480
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As President, Matt Ryan has immediately signed an executive order imposing a 300% tariff on all 28-3 jokes.
NEWS: The Falcons hired Matt Ryan on Saturday to be their president of football, a newly created position at the top of the organization.
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
As President, Matt Ryan has immediately signed an executive order imposing a 300% tariff on all 28-3 jokes.
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“Well, this isn’t very promising.”
January 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Well, this isn’t very promising.”
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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Freight Car at Truro - 1931
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/39895
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/39895
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Freight Car at Truro - 1931
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/39895
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/39895
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Young Breton Woman
https://botfrens.com/collections/44/contents/12596
https://botfrens.com/collections/44/contents/12596
January 9, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Young Breton Woman
https://botfrens.com/collections/44/contents/12596
https://botfrens.com/collections/44/contents/12596