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Isaac
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Occasionally find myself psychotically fixated on the knowledge that a "Laura Palmer in Plastic Wrap" Funko Pop figurine exists.
February 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
when you're going to get to be part of the dog and pony show
February 6, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Being a bird fucking sucks
Bird Basics : 1227s
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 AM
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 AM
A Boz classic
February 2, 2026 at 8:04 AM
"Abolishing ICE could create an American ISIS like what happened with de-Baathification in Iraq!"

No it wouldn't, stop being silly. As soon as there isn't someone bigger backing these losers up they'll go back to working at cabella's and making facebook posts about how unfair family court is.
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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125 years ago a guy could drape a handkerchief over a revolver and the newspapers would print like "NOBODY COULD SEE THROUGH HIS DEVIOUS RUSE!!!"
April 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Weird ending.
April 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Michael "5000" Watts, the producer who founded Swishahouse and helped propel Houston’s "chopped and screwed" sound to international heights, has died at 52
Michael ‘5000’ Watts, Swishahouse founder and Houston hip-hop pioneer, dies at 52
Houston hip-hop icon Michael "5000" Watts, the founder of Swishahouse Records and a pioneer of the "chopped and screwed" sound, has passed away following a recent hospitalization.
www.fox26houston.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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I'm sorry, this all sucks but don't beg Jeff Bezos for shit, he doesn't care and it probably helps him cum. Save your dignity, give him the finger and go do something else.
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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COMPART/OPTIC.GIF
January 29, 2026 at 11:20 PM
the intensity of ,,ROAD HOUSE''
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 AM
It's such a funny bit to be the outraged Palantir worker. What the fuck did you fellers think you were doing?
SCOOP: Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti

WIRED obtained Slack conversations + an updated internal Palantir wiki defending the company's work for ICE to outraged workers.

More here:
www.wired.com/story/palant...
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
What I keep thinking about is how if you get pepper sprayed in the eyes and then thrown to the ground and beaten you're losing and overwhelming so many senses at once and then you're being torn apart and then you're dead. Being maimed and blinded by "non-lethals" it's torture followed by execution.
January 25, 2026 at 10:03 AM
nice ice crystals forming outside my window
January 23, 2026 at 11:12 PM
If you tell me the solution to this is more training I'll put my fucking thumb in your eye.
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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When gangstalking goes too far.
September 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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When you're out for Cyber Vengeance but get disqualified for using the drunken monkey move even though the other guy is allowed to do it.
August 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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when the sleep paralysis demon shows up with a ton of blow
July 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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When there's no dope for the pope
July 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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when someone says something rude about your really cool sunglasses
July 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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When your floor drain isn't installed flush with the floor and liquids just kind of pool around the drain instead of being naturally pulled into it.
July 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM