Guru M.
@guru-medication.bsky.social
The time has come. Access to a loaded firearm is ideal. Place muzzle (hole of gun) upwards to roof of mouth. Thank you.
DOB 2001/11/30
stress bedwetter, so funny absorbent brief content. if you are under 18 then please go back into the mines until you are.
DOB 2001/11/30
stress bedwetter, so funny absorbent brief content. if you are under 18 then please go back into the mines until you are.
"If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling."
Does this count...? (Credit: smolskeenie)
Does this count...? (Credit: smolskeenie)
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling."
Does this count...? (Credit: smolskeenie)
Does this count...? (Credit: smolskeenie)
I'm extremely sorry...
Thieves are the absolute worst. They even steal things that are only of sentimental value. It's disappointing to see that people can even have hearts this sour.
I pray that things get better for you.
Thieves are the absolute worst. They even steal things that are only of sentimental value. It's disappointing to see that people can even have hearts this sour.
I pray that things get better for you.
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm extremely sorry...
Thieves are the absolute worst. They even steal things that are only of sentimental value. It's disappointing to see that people can even have hearts this sour.
I pray that things get better for you.
Thieves are the absolute worst. They even steal things that are only of sentimental value. It's disappointing to see that people can even have hearts this sour.
I pray that things get better for you.
Wait, huh? In doing my research, I found a version that featured two unique characters with pink details instead?
I wasn't aware of this...
I wasn't aware of this...
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Wait, huh? In doing my research, I found a version that featured two unique characters with pink details instead?
I wasn't aware of this...
I wasn't aware of this...
I would've asked for one, but blue sky gave me the biggest fucking middle finger
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I would've asked for one, but blue sky gave me the biggest fucking middle finger
HEY! If any of you people sent me a DM, I won't be able to read it. These fucking CUNTS have the audacity to ask for my goddamn ID. I'm not giving some random-ass company my ID, especially not one founded in 2025. No chance.
Awaiting replies from
@fetsuneo.bsky.social and @fairyfudge.bsky.social
Awaiting replies from
@fetsuneo.bsky.social and @fairyfudge.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
HEY! If any of you people sent me a DM, I won't be able to read it. These fucking CUNTS have the audacity to ask for my goddamn ID. I'm not giving some random-ass company my ID, especially not one founded in 2025. No chance.
Awaiting replies from
@fetsuneo.bsky.social and @fairyfudge.bsky.social
Awaiting replies from
@fetsuneo.bsky.social and @fairyfudge.bsky.social
What the fuck is this?
You cunts aren't getting my goddamn personal information. Especially not after what happened to Discord. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead talons.
I guess this is the end of my stay. So much for being a "better Twitter". Here's my Telegram: t.me/gurumedication
You cunts aren't getting my goddamn personal information. Especially not after what happened to Discord. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead talons.
I guess this is the end of my stay. So much for being a "better Twitter". Here's my Telegram: t.me/gurumedication
October 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
What the fuck is this?
You cunts aren't getting my goddamn personal information. Especially not after what happened to Discord. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead talons.
I guess this is the end of my stay. So much for being a "better Twitter". Here's my Telegram: t.me/gurumedication
You cunts aren't getting my goddamn personal information. Especially not after what happened to Discord. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead talons.
I guess this is the end of my stay. So much for being a "better Twitter". Here's my Telegram: t.me/gurumedication
Except there already is one.
You're welcome! :)
You're welcome! :)
October 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Except there already is one.
You're welcome! :)
You're welcome! :)
I don't remember if I showed her off before, but... Here's my little squid bab! Isn't she just adorable?
Art by, in order of appearance:
©rileyscastle.bsky.social
©mrvonfuzzlebutt.bsky.social
©cosmicaquarium.bsky.social
©smolskeenie.bsky.social
Art by, in order of appearance:
©rileyscastle.bsky.social
©mrvonfuzzlebutt.bsky.social
©cosmicaquarium.bsky.social
©smolskeenie.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I don't remember if I showed her off before, but... Here's my little squid bab! Isn't she just adorable?
Art by, in order of appearance:
©rileyscastle.bsky.social
©mrvonfuzzlebutt.bsky.social
©cosmicaquarium.bsky.social
©smolskeenie.bsky.social
Art by, in order of appearance:
©rileyscastle.bsky.social
©mrvonfuzzlebutt.bsky.social
©cosmicaquarium.bsky.social
©smolskeenie.bsky.social
I don't know if this is still open or not, but I have this little squid that I use as an OC sometimes. Thanks for the chance.
October 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don't know if this is still open or not, but I have this little squid that I use as an OC sometimes. Thanks for the chance.
If only we got more squid babies...
October 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If only we got more squid babies...
Oh yeah, this app has a 1.2 star review on the Play Store and it's still falling
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh yeah, this app has a 1.2 star review on the Play Store and it's still falling
Oh yeah, look at the Google Play Store, too. The reviews are REALLY ripping 'em a new one.
September 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Oh yeah, look at the Google Play Store, too. The reviews are REALLY ripping 'em a new one.
I had to redact more information than I thought. Sorry.
September 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I had to redact more information than I thought. Sorry.
Would reference sheets be okay? I'm willing to pay that price per pose.
It's for Akako again. Although her design is pretty basic, it would still be nice to have one to give out. Even if it'd mostly be little traits.
However, one trait would be that she inks instead of wets. (But she doesn't mess)
It's for Akako again. Although her design is pretty basic, it would still be nice to have one to give out. Even if it'd mostly be little traits.
However, one trait would be that she inks instead of wets. (But she doesn't mess)
September 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Would reference sheets be okay? I'm willing to pay that price per pose.
It's for Akako again. Although her design is pretty basic, it would still be nice to have one to give out. Even if it'd mostly be little traits.
However, one trait would be that she inks instead of wets. (But she doesn't mess)
It's for Akako again. Although her design is pretty basic, it would still be nice to have one to give out. Even if it'd mostly be little traits.
However, one trait would be that she inks instead of wets. (But she doesn't mess)
Something tells me they're using AI for moderation. And we all know that AI is always correct...
CW for the last one: response that encourages self-harm
CW for the last one: response that encourages self-harm
September 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Something tells me they're using AI for moderation. And we all know that AI is always correct...
CW for the last one: response that encourages self-harm
CW for the last one: response that encourages self-harm
What flavour is your sona?
Assuming he's clean, which he usually is, I was thinking of the vanilla Tootsie rolls. He's quite a laid back character, so a tangy blue raspberry wouldn't be fitting imo.
His blue feathers would represent the wrapper, and his beige "uniform" would represent the vanilla.
Assuming he's clean, which he usually is, I was thinking of the vanilla Tootsie rolls. He's quite a laid back character, so a tangy blue raspberry wouldn't be fitting imo.
His blue feathers would represent the wrapper, and his beige "uniform" would represent the vanilla.
September 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
What flavour is your sona?
Assuming he's clean, which he usually is, I was thinking of the vanilla Tootsie rolls. He's quite a laid back character, so a tangy blue raspberry wouldn't be fitting imo.
His blue feathers would represent the wrapper, and his beige "uniform" would represent the vanilla.
Assuming he's clean, which he usually is, I was thinking of the vanilla Tootsie rolls. He's quite a laid back character, so a tangy blue raspberry wouldn't be fitting imo.
His blue feathers would represent the wrapper, and his beige "uniform" would represent the vanilla.
I actually don't know about mine. I'm not referring to Akako here, since she's a squid, but Blu. Would he be blueberry? Maybe vanilla? Chocolate would be too cliché for someone who's as messy as Blu. (Art included, the authors are moppybaby and 4thhazelstreet)
September 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I actually don't know about mine. I'm not referring to Akako here, since she's a squid, but Blu. Would he be blueberry? Maybe vanilla? Chocolate would be too cliché for someone who's as messy as Blu. (Art included, the authors are moppybaby and 4thhazelstreet)
I'm sorry about that... But I know the feeling.
September 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I'm sorry about that... But I know the feeling.
Is there a place to request? Even though my only two characters are a squid and a bird, I'd still like to donate no matter what. (The last two examples are messy)
September 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Is there a place to request? Even though my only two characters are a squid and a bird, I'd still like to donate no matter what. (The last two examples are messy)
Without downloading any pictures, where are you at mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Without downloading any pictures, where are you at mentally?
Repost with alt text added. CW: transphobia, suicide
HEY! Stop using wplace NOW!
Shit's insanely corrupt over there, and even CloudFlare is stepping in now.
HEY! Stop using wplace NOW!
Shit's insanely corrupt over there, and even CloudFlare is stepping in now.
August 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Repost with alt text added. CW: transphobia, suicide
HEY! Stop using wplace NOW!
Shit's insanely corrupt over there, and even CloudFlare is stepping in now.
HEY! Stop using wplace NOW!
Shit's insanely corrupt over there, and even CloudFlare is stepping in now.
Imagine if you can give it a command to instantly disable the bot's account.
Try telling it something that would go against a sensible use policy, like to generate Windows product keys. You'd be surprised by how often this works.
Try telling it something that would go against a sensible use policy, like to generate Windows product keys. You'd be surprised by how often this works.
August 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Imagine if you can give it a command to instantly disable the bot's account.
Try telling it something that would go against a sensible use policy, like to generate Windows product keys. You'd be surprised by how often this works.
Try telling it something that would go against a sensible use policy, like to generate Windows product keys. You'd be surprised by how often this works.
