Guru M.
@guru-medication.bsky.social
The time has come. Access to a loaded firearm is ideal. Place muzzle (hole of gun) upwards to roof of mouth. Thank you.
DOB 2001/11/30
stress bedwetter, so funny absorbent brief content. if you are under 18 then please go back into the mines until you are.
DOB 2001/11/30
stress bedwetter, so funny absorbent brief content. if you are under 18 then please go back into the mines until you are.
I don't blame you. I once released a game under a unique alias, but someone still found out who I really was... and then joined a discord community I was in, just to blackmail me. It ruined a part of my life.
Before then, I was a well-respected member of that unnamed community, with many friends...
Before then, I was a well-respected member of that unnamed community, with many friends...
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I don't blame you. I once released a game under a unique alias, but someone still found out who I really was... and then joined a discord community I was in, just to blackmail me. It ruined a part of my life.
Before then, I was a well-respected member of that unnamed community, with many friends...
Before then, I was a well-respected member of that unnamed community, with many friends...
(By the way, I really hope Laurie (or the model depicting her) is doing alright... Especially now more than ever.)
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
(By the way, I really hope Laurie (or the model depicting her) is doing alright... Especially now more than ever.)
The sad part? That tagline could still be used in today's day and age, and everyone would agree.
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The sad part? That tagline could still be used in today's day and age, and everyone would agree.
I found something recently from a popular artist that was... rather disgusting. They shall not be named, but with how normal other people were about it, it makes me wonder how the community let it get this bad.
December 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I found something recently from a popular artist that was... rather disgusting. They shall not be named, but with how normal other people were about it, it makes me wonder how the community let it get this bad.
Criss, cross... crash?
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Criss, cross... crash?
"All I want for Christmas, is you" ❌
"All I want is silence, from you" ⭕
"All I want is silence, from you" ⭕
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
"All I want for Christmas, is you" ❌
"All I want is silence, from you" ⭕
"All I want is silence, from you" ⭕
Reposted by Guru M.
Back to the Future, Part II (1989)
January 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Back to the Future, Part II (1989)
I'm extremely sorry...
Thieves are the absolute worst. They even steal things that are only of sentimental value. It's disappointing to see that people can even have hearts this sour.
I pray that things get better for you.
Thieves are the absolute worst. They even steal things that are only of sentimental value. It's disappointing to see that people can even have hearts this sour.
I pray that things get better for you.
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm extremely sorry...
Thieves are the absolute worst. They even steal things that are only of sentimental value. It's disappointing to see that people can even have hearts this sour.
I pray that things get better for you.
Thieves are the absolute worst. They even steal things that are only of sentimental value. It's disappointing to see that people can even have hearts this sour.
I pray that things get better for you.
I'm curious, was that an answer that the game accepted?
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm curious, was that an answer that the game accepted?
Even adults can connect the dots! And there are books tailored for the connect-the-dots lovers within us.
And that reminds me: I have a book that you really have to see to believe. You'd probably love it.
www.vat19.com/item/greates...
And that reminds me: I have a book that you really have to see to believe. You'd probably love it.
www.vat19.com/item/greates...
The Greatest Dot-to-Dot Adventure Book Series
Connect-the-dots taken to the most extreme level possible.
www.vat19.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Even adults can connect the dots! And there are books tailored for the connect-the-dots lovers within us.
And that reminds me: I have a book that you really have to see to believe. You'd probably love it.
www.vat19.com/item/greates...
And that reminds me: I have a book that you really have to see to believe. You'd probably love it.
www.vat19.com/item/greates...
This one is interesting... I feel like I'm lucky to have it, but only because I actually need them.
Let's just say that I now have to take a weekly injection with a rather... unfortunate side effect.
Let's just say that I now have to take a weekly injection with a rather... unfortunate side effect.
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This one is interesting... I feel like I'm lucky to have it, but only because I actually need them.
Let's just say that I now have to take a weekly injection with a rather... unfortunate side effect.
Let's just say that I now have to take a weekly injection with a rather... unfortunate side effect.
We don't know if she actually left them behind on purpose or not, though...
December 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
We don't know if she actually left them behind on purpose or not, though...
I have this bootleg NES console that I would've totally given them had I known about this event.
This is coming from someone who pranked a secondhand electronic store by pretending to trade in one of those old flip phones.
(By the way, I left another reply on my Pac-Man thread if you haven't seen)
This is coming from someone who pranked a secondhand electronic store by pretending to trade in one of those old flip phones.
(By the way, I left another reply on my Pac-Man thread if you haven't seen)
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I have this bootleg NES console that I would've totally given them had I known about this event.
This is coming from someone who pranked a secondhand electronic store by pretending to trade in one of those old flip phones.
(By the way, I left another reply on my Pac-Man thread if you haven't seen)
This is coming from someone who pranked a secondhand electronic store by pretending to trade in one of those old flip phones.
(By the way, I left another reply on my Pac-Man thread if you haven't seen)
Wait, is this a real event???
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wait, is this a real event???
What platforms is it available on?
(Yes I know it's not real)
(Yes I know it's not real)
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
What platforms is it available on?
(Yes I know it's not real)
(Yes I know it's not real)