Guru M.
@guru-medication.bsky.social
The time has come. Access to a loaded firearm is ideal. Place muzzle (hole of gun) upwards to roof of mouth. Thank you.
DOB 2001/11/30
stress bedwetter, so funny absorbent brief content. if you are under 18 then please go back into the mines until you are.
DOB 2001/11/30
stress bedwetter, so funny absorbent brief content. if you are under 18 then please go back into the mines until you are.
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Guru M.
@guru-medication.bsky.social
· Feb 22
My wholesome art Hall of Fame:
Any art piece that makes me feel particularly warm and fuzzy inside will earn a post in this thread.
Any art piece that makes me feel particularly warm and fuzzy inside will earn a post in this thread.
"If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling."
Does this count...? (Credit: smolskeenie)
Does this count...? (Credit: smolskeenie)
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling."
Does this count...? (Credit: smolskeenie)
Does this count...? (Credit: smolskeenie)
Reposted by Guru M.
Back to the Future, Part II (1989)
January 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Back to the Future, Part II (1989)
I don't understand what even promoted this... Is someone using him in a bad way?
Maybe I've been living under a rock, but then again, maybe it's one worth living under. The last thing I'd want to see is nsfw of such a beloved mascot.
Maybe I've been living under a rock, but then again, maybe it's one worth living under. The last thing I'd want to see is nsfw of such a beloved mascot.
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don't understand what even promoted this... Is someone using him in a bad way?
Maybe I've been living under a rock, but then again, maybe it's one worth living under. The last thing I'd want to see is nsfw of such a beloved mascot.
Maybe I've been living under a rock, but then again, maybe it's one worth living under. The last thing I'd want to see is nsfw of such a beloved mascot.
Reposted by Guru M.
Reposted by Guru M.
PSA:
One of our friends just got arrested for ABDL art on her computer after dropping off her device at a repair shop.
Please please please be careful, it's getting scary out here.
One of our friends just got arrested for ABDL art on her computer after dropping off her device at a repair shop.
Please please please be careful, it's getting scary out here.
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
PSA:
One of our friends just got arrested for ABDL art on her computer after dropping off her device at a repair shop.
Please please please be careful, it's getting scary out here.
One of our friends just got arrested for ABDL art on her computer after dropping off her device at a repair shop.
Please please please be careful, it's getting scary out here.
Reposted by Guru M.
pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
Unfortunately not everyone gets the hint and keeps using Twitter, even as their only source of contact
DELETE YOUR TWITTER ALREADY. THERE ARE NO MORE EXCUSES. YOUR FOLLOWER COUNT IS MOSTLY BOTS ANYWAY
it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Unfortunately not everyone gets the hint and keeps using Twitter, even as their only source of contact
Reposted by Guru M.
DELETE YOUR TWITTER ALREADY. THERE ARE NO MORE EXCUSES. YOUR FOLLOWER COUNT IS MOSTLY BOTS ANYWAY
it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
DELETE YOUR TWITTER ALREADY. THERE ARE NO MORE EXCUSES. YOUR FOLLOWER COUNT IS MOSTLY BOTS ANYWAY
O… kay? Bluesky seems to have forgotten about the age verification thing and let me see my DMs again... Hopefully this wasn't a fluke.
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
O… kay? Bluesky seems to have forgotten about the age verification thing and let me see my DMs again... Hopefully this wasn't a fluke.
I have mixed feelings about this...
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I have mixed feelings about this...
Please block ©rainydayszart,bsky,social right now. He recently posted "cub artwork" depicting his character with inappropriate body parts.
It's also in his telegram channel for everyone to see, which isn't exactly good...
It's also in his telegram channel for everyone to see, which isn't exactly good...
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Please block ©rainydayszart,bsky,social right now. He recently posted "cub artwork" depicting his character with inappropriate body parts.
It's also in his telegram channel for everyone to see, which isn't exactly good...
It's also in his telegram channel for everyone to see, which isn't exactly good...
Reposted by Guru M.
The CEO of Google admits that Google search provides more accurate information that the company’s AI.
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The CEO of Google admits that Google search provides more accurate information that the company’s AI.
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
I'm not afraid to speak my goddamn mind. And my mind says that this entire situation is BULLSHIT. NONE OF THESE FUCKING BOLLOCKS WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU PARENTS ACTUALLY DID YOUR GODDAMN JOBS!!! BUT NO, YOU'RE TOO BUSY HUFFING JUUL PODS AND BUYING DUMB SHIT LIKE "LABUBUS". MEANWHILE, YOUR CHILD (⅓)
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'm not afraid to speak my goddamn mind. And my mind says that this entire situation is BULLSHIT. NONE OF THESE FUCKING BOLLOCKS WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU PARENTS ACTUALLY DID YOUR GODDAMN JOBS!!! BUT NO, YOU'RE TOO BUSY HUFFING JUUL PODS AND BUYING DUMB SHIT LIKE "LABUBUS". MEANWHILE, YOUR CHILD (⅓)
HEY! If any of you people sent me a DM, I won't be able to read it. These fucking CUNTS have the audacity to ask for my goddamn ID. I'm not giving some random-ass company my ID, especially not one founded in 2025. No chance.
Awaiting replies from
@fetsuneo.bsky.social and @fairyfudge.bsky.social
Awaiting replies from
@fetsuneo.bsky.social and @fairyfudge.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
HEY! If any of you people sent me a DM, I won't be able to read it. These fucking CUNTS have the audacity to ask for my goddamn ID. I'm not giving some random-ass company my ID, especially not one founded in 2025. No chance.
Awaiting replies from
@fetsuneo.bsky.social and @fairyfudge.bsky.social
Awaiting replies from
@fetsuneo.bsky.social and @fairyfudge.bsky.social
I'm back, but not active. I'm really just here because some people can't communicate outside of blue sky
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I'm back, but not active. I'm really just here because some people can't communicate outside of blue sky
8 hours until I delete my account. Hurry and save the things you want from here, because they will be gone after that.
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
8 hours until I delete my account. Hurry and save the things you want from here, because they will be gone after that.
What the fuck is this?
You cunts aren't getting my goddamn personal information. Especially not after what happened to Discord. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead talons.
I guess this is the end of my stay. So much for being a "better Twitter". Here's my Telegram: t.me/gurumedication
You cunts aren't getting my goddamn personal information. Especially not after what happened to Discord. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead talons.
I guess this is the end of my stay. So much for being a "better Twitter". Here's my Telegram: t.me/gurumedication
October 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
What the fuck is this?
You cunts aren't getting my goddamn personal information. Especially not after what happened to Discord. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead talons.
I guess this is the end of my stay. So much for being a "better Twitter". Here's my Telegram: t.me/gurumedication
You cunts aren't getting my goddamn personal information. Especially not after what happened to Discord. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead talons.
I guess this is the end of my stay. So much for being a "better Twitter". Here's my Telegram: t.me/gurumedication
Reposted by Guru M.
Keeping things in perspective
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Keeping things in perspective
Reposted by Guru M.
second home
October 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
second home
If I have to see these motherfuckers shove Al into every bit of technology possible one more time, I'm going straight to one of the goddamn launch silos and taking aim at every last one of these companies' headquarters. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.
And I agree with the people saying to switch to Iinux.
And I agree with the people saying to switch to Iinux.
BY THE WAY
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
October 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
If I have to see these motherfuckers shove Al into every bit of technology possible one more time, I'm going straight to one of the goddamn launch silos and taking aim at every last one of these companies' headquarters. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.
And I agree with the people saying to switch to Iinux.
And I agree with the people saying to switch to Iinux.
HOW THE FUCK!?
Since we can’t rely on the HHS, CDC, or FDA to say it, I will:
MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.
Measles cases have reached their HIGHEST point since the disease WAS ELIMINATED from the United States in 2000. We are at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.
MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.
Measles cases have reached their HIGHEST point since the disease WAS ELIMINATED from the United States in 2000. We are at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.
October 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
HOW THE FUCK!?
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO BLOODY SERIOUS IN MY LIFE. YOU DO NOT BENEFIT SOCIETY IN ANY WAY. YOU DO NOT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. YOU ARE OF LESS USE THAN A DRIED UP USED PIECE OF CHEWING GUM SOMEONE STUCK INTO A RANDOM CREVICE.
AND I HOPE YOU LIVE THE REST OF YOUR SAD, PATHETIC LIVES IN CONSTANT FUCKING MISERY.
AND I HOPE YOU LIVE THE REST OF YOUR SAD, PATHETIC LIVES IN CONSTANT FUCKING MISERY.
I'm so sick and tired of these fucking lCE cunts!! MY BEST FRIEND WAS A PERSON OF COLOUR. I HATE YOU ALL!!
If you're a member of lCE (is), please do society a favour, and BLOW YOUR GODDAMN BRAlN OUT.
If you're a member of lCE (is), please do society a favour, and BLOW YOUR GODDAMN BRAlN OUT.
Spotify responded that the ads do not violate its policies.
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO BLOODY SERIOUS IN MY LIFE. YOU DO NOT BENEFIT SOCIETY IN ANY WAY. YOU DO NOT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. YOU ARE OF LESS USE THAN A DRIED UP USED PIECE OF CHEWING GUM SOMEONE STUCK INTO A RANDOM CREVICE.
AND I HOPE YOU LIVE THE REST OF YOUR SAD, PATHETIC LIVES IN CONSTANT FUCKING MISERY.
AND I HOPE YOU LIVE THE REST OF YOUR SAD, PATHETIC LIVES IN CONSTANT FUCKING MISERY.
I'm so sick and tired of these fucking lCE cunts!! MY BEST FRIEND WAS A PERSON OF COLOUR. I HATE YOU ALL!!
If you're a member of lCE (is), please do society a favour, and BLOW YOUR GODDAMN BRAlN OUT.
If you're a member of lCE (is), please do society a favour, and BLOW YOUR GODDAMN BRAlN OUT.
Spotify responded that the ads do not violate its policies.
Spotify is running ICE hiring ads boasting wild signing bonuses
Spotify responded that the ads do not violate its policies.
bit.ly
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm so sick and tired of these fucking lCE cunts!! MY BEST FRIEND WAS A PERSON OF COLOUR. I HATE YOU ALL!!
If you're a member of lCE (is), please do society a favour, and BLOW YOUR GODDAMN BRAlN OUT.
If you're a member of lCE (is), please do society a favour, and BLOW YOUR GODDAMN BRAlN OUT.
Are we talking about Vullaby or Toxel here?
October 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Are we talking about Vullaby or Toxel here?
Plot twist: they regress into a fetus.
Sorry
Sorry
"Did... Did you just drink that entire Youthfulness Potion?"
"Yeah... so? I can't wait to be 20 again! I was in great shape!"
"Um... Yeah... You should have read the directions more closely. You're about to get hit with a lot more youth than you were expecting."
"Ha! I feh... wha? ah buh?"
"Yeah... so? I can't wait to be 20 again! I was in great shape!"
"Um... Yeah... You should have read the directions more closely. You're about to get hit with a lot more youth than you were expecting."
"Ha! I feh... wha? ah buh?"
October 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Plot twist: they regress into a fetus.
Sorry
Sorry