His Dad left for milk after playing catch with him for the first time, believes that gifs will somehow convince others it’s “soft” to not want your QB to get a concussion from a needlessly dirty hit

Cut from the 6th grade basketball team & shit his pants trying to run the mile in gym class but here to tell you why concussions in pro athletes are cool

5’5, 140, has a bowl cut & 1 functioning eye & wants the league to allow concussive hits

Is Detroit racist?!

Easily the funniest part about a Lions fans saying the Pack “cry more than any team in the league” is that one can easily find a bunch of photos of Dan Campbell literally crying like a baby. Here some of them are…

This might help refresh your memory, Brent

Where I live/am from, Milwaukee, is basically the only American city with real precedent of consistent social democratic mayors similar in politics to Zohran and they were freaking awesome and built MKE into a top-tier city in the front half of the 20th century.

You really cooked with this part

First, I did unfollow you — thanks for the wise rec, you really offer no unique insight. Second, despite your protestations, I think it’s pretty clear I’m barking up the right tree here give you written 2 separate Giannis trade bait pieces for 2 different publications in recent weeks.

MAGA — home to pedophiles like Trump & Gaetz as well as the dipshits they prey on like Alexi & yourself

Alexi sure is! Celebrate the creepy, corrupt orange man in clear cognitive decline with your chest out, Lex!

Come out & play again, Alexi! If you wanna celebrate the creepy orange man in clear cognitive decline, we’re gonna let you have it. Got it, bud?