Jerry
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Jerry
@gwhilts.bsky.social
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
Oh no!
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You've got to be the dumbest of all cockwombles to think that "I didn't really lose because I bet against myself and threw the fight," is something to lie and brag about. Nobody gave you odds of winning, nor took a $10 million bet from you.

And Andy, NOBODY cried over you getting your ass kicked.
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is breaking my brain with contradictory emotions. On the one hand the fact that some asshat bigot is using his official government authority to harass trans folks makes me incredibly pissed off. On the other, the fact that he did it to Nancy Mace amuses me to the point of giggling. 🤯
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hey, cut them some slack. After all, it's gotta be taking a lot of folks a lot of time to redact all the mentions and pictures of [we-all-know-who] from those files.
Breaking: The Trump administration announces that they will not be complying with today’s deadline to release the full Epstein Files.

They insist the files will be released in the next “couple weeks.”
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This made me chuckle:

“He's making a database.
He's sorting it twice.
SELECT * from contacts
WHERE behavior = 'nice'
SQL Clause is coming to town.”
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
"You can't fire me. I quit!"
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“I decided to not cite Bell because she was remorseful and apologetic for hitting the cyclist.”

Different day, same bullshit. This is the same crap the cops pulled with the driver that took me out a few block up the road.

bikeportland.org/2025/12/05/s...
Selective enforcement by Portland Police adds to crash victim's pain
"I’m not trying to ruin this person’s life - just to reinforce some accountability."
bikeportland.org
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ! How the hell does this guy have *anyone* who pays attention to the dumb shit that comes out of his mouth?
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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The only Black Friday we recognize here
Steely Dan | Black Friday Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductions
YouTube video by Top Load Tele
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November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one. A moment. In childhood. When it first occured to you that you don't go on forever. Must have been shattering."

Farewell, Mr. Stoppard. Thanks for all your silly, eloquent, funny, thinky words.
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, SAY NO MORE!"
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Twitter implemented a new feature last night that displayed the country an account is in. So many of the ‘America First’ accounts were from foreign countries that they had to disable the feature within hours. 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Gosh, I didn't think FIFA could be a bigger collection of corrupt asshats, but then they go and prove me wrong.
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I hope it's respectful today to recommend Adam McKay's movie "VICE," a bio-pic of Dick Cheney with one more amazing transformation by Christian Bale, a brilliant choice for narrator, and some truly daring/nuts fourth-wall breaking.
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Has anyone seen this woman near Paris recently?
October 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Perfect.
On-street cyclehangars (secure, covered bike parking), but the cover is in the shape of a Range Rover. More of this please!!
movepeople.substack.com/p/bread-bin-...
October 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Yesterday I ...
* Had great coffee and chocolate pie
* Had a good walk with my dog
* Went on a bike ride with a great friend
* Went on a solo bike ride and cleared my head
* Caught some excellent live music (Nation of Language) with my girl
a man with a beard is smiling and saying today was a good day
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and saying today was a good day
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
* Buddies up to dictators
* Threatens to annex allies Canada and Greenland against their will
* Changes Dept. of Defense to Dept. of War
* Deploys troops against his own people
* Whines that they won't give him a Nobel Peace Prize
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying bruh , you serious .
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying bruh , you serious .
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM