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The Most Wonderful Brooke of the Year
@gymbrat.bsky.social
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A 37 year-old transsexual demisexual socialist who outlifts your shitty conservative uncle. I just want to lift weights, read transbian romance, and exist within cuddling range of the people who care about me. 2 dogs. Fitness coach. Aspiring writer?
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The first of my ordered tanks from @moxiest.art has arrived and fits rather nicely
a somewhat muscular woman with a little curvature is taking a mirror selfie to show off her new black tank top with a molotov cocktail design on it. She has straight brown hair, bold eyebrows, and a grin on her face. The tank top has the outline of a whistle beer bottle that has "find out" on the label, and flames trailing from the top in the pink, blue, and white of the trans pride flag
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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yes I spent a lot of my fun fund every paycheck acquiring different cosmetics as I experimented and learned my craft

and maybe my makeup battle station is yet another chaos pile
a nightmarish and chaotic makeup station, with an actual PILE of assorted eyeshadow palettes off to the left, along with several setting powders, eyeliner tubes, a makeup mirror somewhat caked in loose setting powder in the middle, and then off to the right is discarded cotton swap sticks, cups of dirty makeup brushes, blush sticks, contour sticks, tubes of lipstick, waterline pencils that ran out but are still there, and much much more. Real "damn girl, you live like this?" energy on display
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I'm cursed, you could eat—
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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In which Brooke is an antagonistic little brat
Also me wanting to show off the comfy merch I got from @demongrrl.gay
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I use this one
a box of topical progesterone cream that can be purchased without any prescription at most supplement stores and also Sprouts it comes in a magenta box, with a gold font for the name 'internal harmony' and lists the dosing of 25mg progesterone per pump, as well as some less relevant vitamins and herbal supplemens
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Endless SOVTE drills and still slips, but thank you 🫠🥹
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Rustled my my jimmies Jon...
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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a screaming skeleton doing absurdly heavy barbell squats plastered on the image in front of the skeleton is "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS PROGESTERONE INTO BOOF'D PROGESTERONE"
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I am beginning to suspect I might look a little gay.
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I should say women more, and shit less. Women. Women. Women...
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December 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I know I talk about being a muscle mother, and taking care of my muscle children, but today one of them made me something cute that I wanna put up on the fridge with a gold star:

(the product of talking to her about my shitty brother-in-law that hates that I got hotter and stayed stronger than him)
A mirror selfie of a very muscular woman flexing her ample bicep and smirking, with the words "HOES MAD! Brooke, 2023" in bold font with the lesbian pride flag colors. Brooke is wearing a brown crop tee-shirt underneath a black overalls dress. She has brown glossy lipstick accentuating the smirk land her eye crinkles are only somewhat obfuscating her black winged eyeliner.
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Yeah that's the biggest bummer in all of this
I ordered the red one
It's a lovely maxi length dress in multiple shades of rust red and orange plaid, made of flannel. She has her sleeves cuffed at the elbows, and a pair of cowboy boots in brown. She's standing against a gray splotchy wall.
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I ordered a dress off etsy three weeks ago... it should have arrived by today
hasn't even shipped
I went to go see what's up: the shop closed
A week ago a new shop appeared selling the exact same items as the shop that closed.

This shop assures me everything is legit and good and safe. 😮‍💨
a screenshot asking for a review of a green flannel dress that never shipped when I got scammed. It's a lovely maxi length dress in multiple shades of green plaid, made of flannel. She has her sleeves cuffed at the elbows, and a pair of cowboy boots in brown. She's standing against a gray splotchy wall. a listing for the exact same dress with the same model and photos from a new store that just opened up It's the top half of a lovely maxi length dress in multiple shades of green plaid, made of flannel. She has her sleeves cuffed at the elbows, and a pair of cowboy boots in brown. She's standing against a gray splotchy wall. the bottom half of the same photo of the same dress from the new store on Easy It's the bottom half of a lovely maxi length dress in multiple shades of green plaid, made of flannel. She has her sleeves cuffed at the elbows, and a pair of cowboy boots in brown. She's standing against a gray splotchy wall.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Something something queer propaganda?

But also I cannot be trusted with this power. 😳
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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It's okay, you have hygiene autonomy
As long as it's clean when I—
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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And now a proper video edit, although I think the transitions are slower than intended

Anyways, some goofing around this week, plus extra stuff to address new movement issues(whee)

Please enjoy an Ella Red song that starts off talking about crushing a man's skull with her thighs 😈
He Asked For It
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I didn't grab the $9999.99 shirt, but I did cop some really cute tanks and stickers
a screenshot of a shopping list from mox's shop, featuring two black racerback tanks (one with a guillotine design and the other a molotov cocktail with pride flag flames), two orange racerback tanks (one with a crow that says "caw" and the other a large :3 expression), and two stickers that have the sailor moon scepter wand with the moon at the head of it with text that reads "this machine kills fascists"
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Brooke-coded characters
Sue Perkins on the set of Taskmaster. She's an adorable butch lesbian with a dark pixie cut, black glasses, a white tee shirt with a black smoking jacket over it. She's attempting to draw two different pictures at the same time on walls to her left and right. Millie from Trigun A very tall woman with long brown hair, rocking a dress shirt, tie, and leather duster. She's wielding what appears to be a portable gatling guns which she has no difficulty lugging around because she is absurdly strong. Striga from Castlevanla A very jacked muscle mommy vampire with kind of ashy skin, voluminous black hair, black intense eyebrows, and a stern demeanor that comes across when she makes very keen observations about the situations she finds herself in. She loves her wife Morana. Kaname Yako, from She Loves to Cook, She Loves to Eat A black-haired lesbian with a variety of earrings and strong beliefs in regards to how the current state of politics is oppressive and awful for the living conditions of queer people. She is ranting furiously while the word "kill" appears over her eyes
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Any monetary transactions after point of sale.
Also added alt text so more people can participate
Bold black text on a white background, which reads, "DELETE ONE THING FROM VIDEO GAMES"
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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They're cute and stripy and normally live closer to the redwoods, but have an occasional visit from one
an alligator lizard from northern California. It has scales from a pale gold near its face to a cork brown by its tail, and possesses a stripe pattern on it's back in black, brown, and white that somewhat resembles the pattern of some rattlesnakes. It's chilling only partially rotted bit of log with grey wood
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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trying out a different hair clip bun thing for workouts
I think I like it, but will definitely need a different plan for bench press days
a muscular woman with dark hair pulled up into a clip bun. She has winged eyeliner, fairly built arms and shoulders, and a magenta open-backed flowy workout top with a built in sports bra, and black leggings
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I may be biased, but I think I have the best bubble 🥹👉👈
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November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Damned checkpoints always coming up. Lemme fish for the toll fare with a fresh selfie from the car...

(STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed...)
a woman in the driver's seat of her car, dressed in a fluffy pale yellow winnie the pooh hoodie, with little bear ears on the good. Her dark and wavy hair is peeking out around her face from under the hood. Her winged eyeliner is very present with her dopey wide-eyed expression.
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Okay, maybe I can see what all the "omg ur arms tho" was about 🥺👉👈
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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So my punches are still remarkably bad
but my character design is slowly coming together, so... we call it a draw?
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM