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The Most Wonderful Brooke of the Year
@gymbrat.bsky.social
A 37 year-old transsexual demisexual socialist who outlifts your shitty conservative uncle. I just want to lift weights, read transbian romance, and exist within cuddling range of the people who care about me. 2 dogs. Fitness coach. Aspiring writer?
also I did a lot of couch coop on freedom unite 👩‍🦳
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I'm beginning to form a very immodest hypothesis as to why I've never been dumped and am close friends with my exes
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
weirdly specific memory unlocked but I did make a clocky trans girl in 4U who used the plesioth sns
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If I had an Arra's affections and company, I would be, too
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
SOFT BNNUY IN A HAT
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
<hype meter go up>
December 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Yes!
Give me two kinda bratty women pushing each others' buttons andlmoving around to goad one another in a kitchen? Very yes
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
welp
time to throw this into the spice containment channel like a flashbang on the server with the girlies
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Getting dangerously close to the Rippetoe take, lol.
"Yew ken have an uhpinyin on rows when yew kun deadleeyuft fahve hunnerd pounds"

((but seriously people with zero experience or investment might benefit from fewer takes))
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I went from a dark brown to almost a dark orange
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Surely it's on pubmed somewhere!

All I can find is some sort of publication platform called... ao3?
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Yup. Always gotta go in an fix whatever the hell it thought the gif was
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Burning it down isn't sufficient. We need to raze the soil this sort of thing grows in. Salt the very concept. Destroy this sort of monstrous behavior at a narrative level.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
🫠🥹🧡
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A word that contains both "a rack" and "booty"
almost as powerful as this photo 😳

Good morning 🧡
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm sorry 😭
I was drafted into the tamale making and distribution event my work is doing
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Suddenly very amused that there's potential for a deathless trolley problem
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yup. Whole plot glossed over.
That and Ian Malcolm's morphine addiction
And obsession with the word paradigm
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
and if it isn't, it takes agency out of the problem altogether because obviously the only lever that really matters is the e-brake on the trolley
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
it's always shown as empty, so I assume zero
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
hadn't seen this in a long time, but now aware it was a trolley the whole time
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I assume if the mid-cart switch works one set of wheels would lock up and potentially nobody dies

If the trolley is moving at a speed where the lever person would have the reaction time needed to affect the course, that is
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM