Big Andy
@habsburg1992.bsky.social
I'm a bit of a nerd... okay a huge nerd. (pronouns: he/him/his) (32 years old)
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Big Andy
@habsburg1992.bsky.social
· May 1
A humble meme I made years ago about The Elder Scrolls lore.
In any other country, impeachment alone would be the moderate position within the opposition.
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
In any other country, impeachment alone would be the moderate position within the opposition.
I actively choose to believe that "Santa Baby" is satirical purely to maintain my respect for Eartha Kitt.
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I actively choose to believe that "Santa Baby" is satirical purely to maintain my respect for Eartha Kitt.
Yes, the woman in "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is just being coy, but that doesn't change how poorly the lyric "Say, what's in this drink?" has aged (albeit for reasons that aren't the fault of the song itself).
December 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Yes, the woman in "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is just being coy, but that doesn't change how poorly the lyric "Say, what's in this drink?" has aged (albeit for reasons that aren't the fault of the song itself).
How Rudolph should've answered Santa in that movie:
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
How Rudolph should've answered Santa in that movie:
Reposted by Big Andy
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We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
The PLA is preparing for this vision of future combat. Why aren't we?
By the Editorial Board
By the Editorial Board
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The PLA is preparing for this vision of future combat. Why aren't we?
By the Editorial Board
By the Editorial Board
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What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Ghost tours are either scams or in very poor taste.
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ghost tours are either scams or in very poor taste.
As much as I love Del Toro's horror, I would like him to make at least one more action movie. I enjoyed every second of Pacific Rim.
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
As much as I love Del Toro's horror, I would like him to make at least one more action movie. I enjoyed every second of Pacific Rim.
When a celebrity I like gets arrested for what turns out to be tax evasion:
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants standing next to patrick star .
Alt: spongebob being visibly relieved
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
When a celebrity I like gets arrested for what turns out to be tax evasion:
Reposted by Big Andy
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
What people probably think of my family tree...
October 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What people probably think of my family tree...
I'm sorry, Josef Stalin.
Ooh!
We are for real.
Never meant to make your daughter cry.
We snatched up her boyfriend, then he died.
Ooh!
We are for real.
Never meant to make your daughter cry.
We snatched up her boyfriend, then he died.
October 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm sorry, Josef Stalin.
Ooh!
We are for real.
Never meant to make your daughter cry.
We snatched up her boyfriend, then he died.
Ooh!
We are for real.
Never meant to make your daughter cry.
We snatched up her boyfriend, then he died.
Taylor Swift may not make my type of music, but I genuinely respect that she wrote a song so obviously about Travis's penis.
a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
Alt: "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards."
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Taylor Swift may not make my type of music, but I genuinely respect that she wrote a song so obviously about Travis's penis.
I love watching the vice president slowly realize that the Catholic Church cares about far more than embryos and fetuses.
October 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I love watching the vice president slowly realize that the Catholic Church cares about far more than embryos and fetuses.
If a machine could ever be a person, it would be deeply immoral to claim ownership of such a machine.
October 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If a machine could ever be a person, it would be deeply immoral to claim ownership of such a machine.
Either the IRS knows that Bruce Wayne is Batman, or he could get into some serious trouble with them.
October 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Either the IRS knows that Bruce Wayne is Batman, or he could get into some serious trouble with them.
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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
September 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
"Twink death" is a needlessly dramatic phrase for something so normal and natural as aging.
September 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Twink death" is a needlessly dramatic phrase for something so normal and natural as aging.
The reason women love a man in uniform is knowing he has a job.
September 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The reason women love a man in uniform is knowing he has a job.
"Famous for being famous" seems to just be what we tell kids who are too young to know what a sex tape is.
August 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"Famous for being famous" seems to just be what we tell kids who are too young to know what a sex tape is.
One thing they don't tell you about growing up Mormon is casually thinking "I hope the world doesn't end before I get to see these cool-looking PG-13 movies on home video."
August 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
One thing they don't tell you about growing up Mormon is casually thinking "I hope the world doesn't end before I get to see these cool-looking PG-13 movies on home video."
Every autistic man is confronted with the choice between being a wholesome dork or a reactionary dork.
August 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every autistic man is confronted with the choice between being a wholesome dork or a reactionary dork.