horses are one of the largest and most handsome types of dog

(Lil John voice:) STATES’ RIGHTS FOR WHAT?!

Carl Sagan said, "if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe," but if Neil deGrasse Tyson said that we'd tell him to shut the fuck up

Fuck me - I thought my brain pills weren’t doing much for me until I went two days without them because I haven’t gotten to the pharmacy. I’m basically paralyzed by psychology rn

Being new to this app is almost exactly like being invited to a group chat where everyone else knows each other, and you’re invited because someone thinks you seem okay

JOI - TRANS WOMAN CONFIDES IN YOU IN HER MOMENTS OF TURMOIL. YOU EXPERIENCE CATHARSIS WITH HER AND A SENSE OF TOGETHERNESS THAT UNTIL THAT POINT YOU THOUGHT WAS RESERVED FOR FICTION. YOU FALL ASLEEP IN HER ARMS AND YOU KNOW THAT THIS MOMENT WILL INFLUENCE EVERY MOMENT GOING FORWARD (cum countdown)

Eight years ago we were helping my mum set up her TV. It asked the sort of question that stays with you.

Rocky is a movie I can really relate to, because I would also go to extreme lengths of public self-harm to impress a quirked-up brunette

Get a load of the photo someone put on the Wikipedia article for "bodyguard"

Netflix’s sudden fascination with samurai stories is really weird. I loved Blue Eye Samurai, and thought it was weird that it released on the same day as Onimusha - then I went to watch the latter and found that there’s a new show called Onmyoji. WEIRD.

I’m feeling out the vibes here: I still think Joe Lieberman is a cunt.