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brendelbored.bsky.social
“I got soul but I’m not a soldier” is objectively maybe the worst lyric in any song in history and simultaneously the single best thing anyone has ever written including Shakespeare
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
from the australian teen who brought you "ant", we have "bee" en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...
January 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below: IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD? What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean: brb = bell rang bro rofl = rang out for lost (crew) bff = big freakin' freigher lol = Load of Ore on the Lake smh = shift minutes to hours glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter tbh = taconite be haulin' stfu = steer the freighter upwind tfw = that freakin' witch (of November) asl = a ship lost gg = Gitche Gumee idc = immoderate deadweight capacity btw = beneath the waves afk = a freighter kaput hbd = hauler's beacon down ily = iron load yonder jk = just [24] kilometers lmao = lost my abyssal ore nbd = north bound draft glhf = good lord, hold flooding omg = obliteratingly massive gales tmi = too much iron wtf = White Fish (Bay)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
Perfect web design and also shaq mention (thejohn,org 1997) web.archive.org/web/19970429...
October 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM