Haifisch
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Haifisch
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January 11, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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remember to watch some version of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians to celebrate the holiday.

It's public domain so you can just watch it on wikipedia if you want, but I recommend the MST3K version or one of the other riffed versions:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_C...
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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from the "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" article
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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When I worked at a bookstore, I quickly learned that people cannot tell the difference between Xmas music and any Baroque or Elizabethan music album that doesn't get too organ-ish. I used this to my advantage.

One customer caught on... AND THANKED ME
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?

And rightfully so.

So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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from the wikimedia commons category "damaged computer hardware"
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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lol
October 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Perfect web design and also shaq mention (thejohn,org 1997) web.archive.org/web/19970429...
October 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Pre social media people used to make websites for Dougs to hang out with Dougs! Same for Shirlenes, Geoffreys, Susan Parkers... I dug up a bunch of them on the wayback machine (thread!!!)
October 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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another great file on wikimedia commons
September 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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September 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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somethingawful dot com posters have now won a hugo
August 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Today is the birthday of cartoonist Jackie Ormes (Aug. 1, 1911-Dec. 26, 1985), the first Black woman to create a newspaper comic strip that was read nationally in the US. She created Torchy Brown in Dixie to Harlem, Torchy in Heartbeats & Patty-Jo ‘n’ Ginger. Patty Jo became a toy doll.
August 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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cat study🐱
July 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...
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June 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Lincoln Square Road Closure and Accompanying Comments From The Local Facebook Page (April 2025)
April 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM