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haillemmy.bsky.social
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@haillemmy.bsky.social
Feral but functional.

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My (sorta) annual pilgrimage to see The Lawrence Arms!
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I am a simple creature.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Pre-birthday libations.

Here’s to 45 trips around the sun.
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m such a slut for cherry flavored things.

I hate how much I like this.
November 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
A Maryland flag in the shape of a rat?

I thought you went home @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social ???
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“What do you mean I can’t have any bacon?”
October 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My uncle was a gangster. Not the “vaguely connected” kind.

The “actively ruining Thanksgivings with FBI surveillance vans” kind.

He also happened to be present at the first mob initiation ceremony ever caught on tape by the FBI.

Legend.
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
So long, all over, the end.
October 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It doesn’t matter where I am, I’ll find phở.
October 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This counts as breakfast.

I don’t make the rules.
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Who robbed the Louvre, right answers only.

(FWIW, they'd never catch me if I did...)
October 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Not exactly what you're looking for but eh, close enough.

Also, you're welcome.
October 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
October 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
October 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It’s like someone left four jars of jizz in the sun and then gave them social media accounts.
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Does this look like the face of a hardened criminal??

(The man, not the baby…)
October 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Solid choice!

I suppose I should have said this guy, but that may just be familial bias speaking.

Saying "my favorite gangster was my funny uncle" seems just a bit too on the nose. 😂
October 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The man, the myth, the legend.

I try to get over there every time I’m in town but something always comes up.

Definitely my favorite gangster!
October 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Proof of life and proof that I need a fuckin’ cocktail.

#isitfridayet
October 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This says it all. 😂😂😂
October 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
We’re clearly living in the End Times™️

Madness all around us.
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Let’s see if all of those lessons my dad gave me are still rattling around in my brain.

#workouting
October 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM