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Bee™️
@haillemmy.bsky.social
Feral but functional.

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https://b-e-jacobssen.medium.com/
I think his inclusive hiring practices might balance that out.
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
There's a gravy joke in here somewhere.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I hate that I laughed. I hate it so much.
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I love that the sizing is consistent year after year.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Are we great again??
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I had a few clients who, I can say with total confidence, will spend money on this kind of dumb shit.

Mainly because I already got them to spend money on other dumb shit. Successfully. Repeatedly.

There’s a very specific high-net-worth demo whose primary kink is being politely fleeced.

😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Seconded.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I'll take my ancient Ergo 5s that fit like a glove please.

I'll have $1700 left over too.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"Why didn't you make me cum?!?"

It's all so fucking stupid and pointless and they're all assholes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Absolutely.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Same.

It comes and goes though - definitely not consistent.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I don't know how she'll retaliate but I'm here for it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Oh, there will be crime.

Much crime!
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
No.

You two are going to share an office.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Pshhh.

Where do you think the capital of my glorious regime will be?

Hub of the Universe™️ for realzies.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
None of my friends are getting sacrificed.

Pressed into government service possibly, but not sacrificed.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
A stopgap measure until yours truly, Supreme Commander Bee, takes over and turns this turd farm around.
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Because he's the most special boy who needs us all to fawn over him in hopes that adoration and adulation will finally fill the deep dark hole in his psyche. 🫤

I keep hoping he'll stroke out on TV from all the boos.

Might make the game more interesting.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sorry! 😂
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You just know it's been a long time since a solid chunk of airline captains have had to deal with Johnny TikTok buzzing past in a rented Cirrus, shirtless, livestreaming, and waxing his carrot like he’s flying OnlyFans Airlines.
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It's always a fun time!
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My (sorta) annual pilgrimage to see The Lawrence Arms!
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM