Bee™️
@haillemmy.bsky.social
I think his inclusive hiring practices might balance that out.
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I think his inclusive hiring practices might balance that out.
There's a gravy joke in here somewhere.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There's a gravy joke in here somewhere.
I hate that I laughed. I hate it so much.
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I hate that I laughed. I hate it so much.
I love that the sizing is consistent year after year.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I love that the sizing is consistent year after year.
I had a few clients who, I can say with total confidence, will spend money on this kind of dumb shit.
Mainly because I already got them to spend money on other dumb shit. Successfully. Repeatedly.
There’s a very specific high-net-worth demo whose primary kink is being politely fleeced.
😂😂
Mainly because I already got them to spend money on other dumb shit. Successfully. Repeatedly.
There’s a very specific high-net-worth demo whose primary kink is being politely fleeced.
😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I had a few clients who, I can say with total confidence, will spend money on this kind of dumb shit.
Mainly because I already got them to spend money on other dumb shit. Successfully. Repeatedly.
There’s a very specific high-net-worth demo whose primary kink is being politely fleeced.
😂😂
Mainly because I already got them to spend money on other dumb shit. Successfully. Repeatedly.
There’s a very specific high-net-worth demo whose primary kink is being politely fleeced.
😂😂
I'll take my ancient Ergo 5s that fit like a glove please.
I'll have $1700 left over too.
I'll have $1700 left over too.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'll take my ancient Ergo 5s that fit like a glove please.
I'll have $1700 left over too.
I'll have $1700 left over too.
"Why didn't you make me cum?!?"
It's all so fucking stupid and pointless and they're all assholes.
It's all so fucking stupid and pointless and they're all assholes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"Why didn't you make me cum?!?"
It's all so fucking stupid and pointless and they're all assholes.
It's all so fucking stupid and pointless and they're all assholes.
Same.
It comes and goes though - definitely not consistent.
It comes and goes though - definitely not consistent.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Same.
It comes and goes though - definitely not consistent.
It comes and goes though - definitely not consistent.
I don't know how she'll retaliate but I'm here for it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I don't know how she'll retaliate but I'm here for it.
Oh, there will be crime.
Much crime!
Much crime!
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh, there will be crime.
Much crime!
Much crime!
No.
You two are going to share an office.
You two are going to share an office.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
No.
You two are going to share an office.
You two are going to share an office.
Pshhh.
Where do you think the capital of my glorious regime will be?
Hub of the Universe™️ for realzies.
Where do you think the capital of my glorious regime will be?
Hub of the Universe™️ for realzies.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Pshhh.
Where do you think the capital of my glorious regime will be?
Hub of the Universe™️ for realzies.
Where do you think the capital of my glorious regime will be?
Hub of the Universe™️ for realzies.
None of my friends are getting sacrificed.
Pressed into government service possibly, but not sacrificed.
Pressed into government service possibly, but not sacrificed.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
None of my friends are getting sacrificed.
Pressed into government service possibly, but not sacrificed.
Pressed into government service possibly, but not sacrificed.
A stopgap measure until yours truly, Supreme Commander Bee, takes over and turns this turd farm around.
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A stopgap measure until yours truly, Supreme Commander Bee, takes over and turns this turd farm around.
Because he's the most special boy who needs us all to fawn over him in hopes that adoration and adulation will finally fill the deep dark hole in his psyche. 🫤
I keep hoping he'll stroke out on TV from all the boos.
Might make the game more interesting.
I keep hoping he'll stroke out on TV from all the boos.
Might make the game more interesting.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Because he's the most special boy who needs us all to fawn over him in hopes that adoration and adulation will finally fill the deep dark hole in his psyche. 🫤
I keep hoping he'll stroke out on TV from all the boos.
Might make the game more interesting.
I keep hoping he'll stroke out on TV from all the boos.
Might make the game more interesting.
You just know it's been a long time since a solid chunk of airline captains have had to deal with Johnny TikTok buzzing past in a rented Cirrus, shirtless, livestreaming, and waxing his carrot like he’s flying OnlyFans Airlines.
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You just know it's been a long time since a solid chunk of airline captains have had to deal with Johnny TikTok buzzing past in a rented Cirrus, shirtless, livestreaming, and waxing his carrot like he’s flying OnlyFans Airlines.
It's always a fun time!
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's always a fun time!
My (sorta) annual pilgrimage to see The Lawrence Arms!
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My (sorta) annual pilgrimage to see The Lawrence Arms!