Hail Sagan 🦃🥔🥧
@hailsagan42069.bsky.social
Dad type human married to Lady Hail. Malört. Guitar. Bass. Beer. Casual blasphemy. No bigots or phobes allowed, seriously fuck off. He/him
Tune low, play slow, die whenever.
https://bandcamp.com/666adam666/wishlist
Tune low, play slow, die whenever.
https://bandcamp.com/666adam666/wishlist
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MONOLORD Announces First U.S. Shows Since 2022, New Album Complete metalinjection.net/tour-dates/m...
MONOLORD Announces First U.S. Shows Since 2022, New Album Complete - Metal Injection
All hail the riff.
metalinjection.net
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
MONOLORD Announces First U.S. Shows Since 2022, New Album Complete metalinjection.net/tour-dates/m...
StarLicks Master Sessions with Joe Walsh [VHS]
YouTube video by MachoCityRadio
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
These stranger things promos with the 765 area code crack me up. 765 wasn't an area code in Indiana until like 1997
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
These stranger things promos with the 765 area code crack me up. 765 wasn't an area code in Indiana until like 1997
I want a bass guitar. You probably read that as "bass guitar" but you really don't know if I meant "bass guitar" or "bass guitar".
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I want a bass guitar. You probably read that as "bass guitar" but you really don't know if I meant "bass guitar" or "bass guitar".
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Cold, blustery and snowy days call for homemade soup.
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Cold, blustery and snowy days call for homemade soup.
Lady Hail has Christmas music on and every time the Bruce Springsteen "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town", I yell "CLARENCE FUCKING CLEMMONS" right before the saxophone solo.
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Lady Hail has Christmas music on and every time the Bruce Springsteen "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town", I yell "CLARENCE FUCKING CLEMMONS" right before the saxophone solo.
Let me tell you a story about Shitlocalypse 2011.
“This place is covered head to toe in shit”
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Let me tell you a story about Shitlocalypse 2011.
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
heard your mom has a big game today
I want to open a bar where in the bathrooms "jump" plays on a loop but instead of "jump" it says "dump" every time
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I want to open a bar where in the bathrooms "jump" plays on a loop but instead of "jump" it says "dump" every time
I'm fucking hungry but I'm not in the mood to make something.
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I'm fucking hungry but I'm not in the mood to make something.
@profanity.accountant tell me how the fuck I'm fucking doing.
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
@profanity.accountant tell me how the fuck I'm fucking doing.
The greatest invention Gibson gave us was the detachable headstock.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The greatest invention Gibson gave us was the detachable headstock.
How the fuck does someone remember the model of their Ibanez?
"I got a RG420M43R2A with a floyd rose."
"I got a RG420M43R2A with a floyd rose."
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
How the fuck does someone remember the model of their Ibanez?
"I got a RG420M43R2A with a floyd rose."
"I got a RG420M43R2A with a floyd rose."
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The Bears ran 85 plays today, their most in a non-overtime game since 1999. Their 47 carries were the most in a non-overtime game since 1995.
(h/t @stathead.com)
(h/t @stathead.com)
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Bears ran 85 plays today, their most in a non-overtime game since 1999. Their 47 carries were the most in a non-overtime game since 1995.
(h/t @stathead.com)
(h/t @stathead.com)
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That's 5 in a row. Bring on green bay
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
That's 5 in a row. Bring on green bay
That's a lot of Eagles fans leaving.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That's a lot of Eagles fans leaving.
I'm finding myself drawn to the hideously awesome V2.
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm finding myself drawn to the hideously awesome V2.
It'd be sweet if this game ends in a tie
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It'd be sweet if this game ends in a tie
If you're frying a turkey, consider displacement.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you're frying a turkey, consider displacement.
Experimenting with a focaccia that had a 4 hour proof, overnight rest in fridge, and a second 2 hour proofing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Experimenting with a focaccia that had a 4 hour proof, overnight rest in fridge, and a second 2 hour proofing.