@half-duck.bsky.social
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
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I like to imagine that castle town took form right as Titan Spawn Ralsei accepted his role as the prince in the prophecy
October 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I like to imagine that castle town took form right as Titan Spawn Ralsei accepted his role as the prince in the prophecy
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“I asked ChatGPT—”
Yeah? I consulted the ancient, previously lost and nearly forgotten prophecy and it says here, in shockingly crisp clarity for such an aged document, that you’re a twit.
Yeah? I consulted the ancient, previously lost and nearly forgotten prophecy and it says here, in shockingly crisp clarity for such an aged document, that you’re a twit.
July 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“I asked ChatGPT—”
Yeah? I consulted the ancient, previously lost and nearly forgotten prophecy and it says here, in shockingly crisp clarity for such an aged document, that you’re a twit.
Yeah? I consulted the ancient, previously lost and nearly forgotten prophecy and it says here, in shockingly crisp clarity for such an aged document, that you’re a twit.
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Ralsei after you spend 3 turns in a row not attacking the defenseless Titan
“I asked ChatGPT—”
Yeah? I consulted the ancient, previously lost and nearly forgotten prophecy and it says here, in shockingly crisp clarity for such an aged document, that you’re a twit.
Yeah? I consulted the ancient, previously lost and nearly forgotten prophecy and it says here, in shockingly crisp clarity for such an aged document, that you’re a twit.
July 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Ralsei after you spend 3 turns in a row not attacking the defenseless Titan
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January 1, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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learning how to stand up for yourself to your parents is a bitch of a lesson but god once you learn it you are truly untouchable
December 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
learning how to stand up for yourself to your parents is a bitch of a lesson but god once you learn it you are truly untouchable
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Unfortunately, my New Year's Resolution is 240p
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Unfortunately, my New Year's Resolution is 240p
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Oh good
A New Statue Suddenly Appeared on Easter Island. That Doesn't Make Sense.
Scientists thought they found them all.
www.popularmechanics.com
August 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Oh good
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Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night, thinking about an embarrassing thing you did once? Don't worry, everyone does that (thinks about that embarrassing thing you did, they think and talk about it all the time).
July 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night, thinking about an embarrassing thing you did once? Don't worry, everyone does that (thinks about that embarrassing thing you did, they think and talk about it all the time).
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Well, I'm not sure if EVERY city should be a 15 minute city, but yes I like those cities that appear shimmering on the desert horizon for 15 minutes before evaporating into the cruel hot sky.
August 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Well, I'm not sure if EVERY city should be a 15 minute city, but yes I like those cities that appear shimmering on the desert horizon for 15 minutes before evaporating into the cruel hot sky.
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One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!
August 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!
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Running is a healthy activity! Especially when there is something dangerous chasing you, then it is incredibly healthy!
August 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Running is a healthy activity! Especially when there is something dangerous chasing you, then it is incredibly healthy!
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Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Never bring a large bag of feathers to a fistfight. Don't bring anything to a MindFight, you're supposed to just do those ones with your mind.
August 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Never bring a large bag of feathers to a fistfight. Don't bring anything to a MindFight, you're supposed to just do those ones with your mind.
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Spill the tea. Splatter the juice. I'm thirsty for gossip, absolutely spray the Coca Cola everywhere.
August 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Spill the tea. Splatter the juice. I'm thirsty for gossip, absolutely spray the Coca Cola everywhere.
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We let them have that one
January 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We let them have that one
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Through the teachings of God and the Bible I have learned Lightning. I have learned lightning fucking bolt.
February 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Through the teachings of God and the Bible I have learned Lightning. I have learned lightning fucking bolt.
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Evil thoughts and Evil prayers to you
February 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Evil thoughts and Evil prayers to you
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I want to hunt elon through a forest
February 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I want to hunt elon through a forest
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Who could have assumed the innocuous hollowed-out wooden horse would have a bunch of fucking Achaeans in it?? Fuck off with this shit. Troy forever.
March 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Who could have assumed the innocuous hollowed-out wooden horse would have a bunch of fucking Achaeans in it?? Fuck off with this shit. Troy forever.
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Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
March 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
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I kill feral beasts at Walmart for money
May 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I kill feral beasts at Walmart for money
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Uhmm 1984 called, they want their FREE SPEECH back
August 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Uhmm 1984 called, they want their FREE SPEECH back
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If you use ChatGPT for anything at all just know, I have bested you. You have been bested by my superior mind.
August 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If you use ChatGPT for anything at all just know, I have bested you. You have been bested by my superior mind.