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Halibut
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Cleansing the algorithm of reborn babies by grossing myself out with “what I eat in a day on the carnivore diet”.
This purports to be baked chicken breast with a side of uncured hot dog. No seasoning. There’s some butter lying on the chicken. Not even the slightest hint of colour to the meat. It looks like it was boiled. She calls this filet mignon but it looks like if a really massive poo was squashed flat.
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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You should post something cool, like this picture of my dog.
Small black floof dog in a red sweater, lies kind of dead-like (but she’s not!) with her tongue hanging out.
January 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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While I was looking for education-related forms and crap, I found these. Should I send them to Trump?
Three plaques that I won at the Surrey Jazz Festival in 2000 - best senior combo, best senior vocalist, best pianist
January 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Oh, she’s got one for that too.
A completed fake finger nail with a beautiful picture of Jake Lang hiding behind his pink-nailed hand.
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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While you’re there, can you nope out of this over the phone or something? I wasn’t cool with it in the first place, but a billion dollar payment has only made it worse.
Trump Wants Nations to Pay $1 Billion to Stay on His Peace Board The Trump administration is asking countries that want a permanent spot on his new Board of Peace…
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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This guy can be one of the characters.
Some bearded muscled dude with the handle Viking.health: In 2016, my TESTOSTERONE was 146. I was prone to CRYING and LIBERALISM. I was not a PATRIOT yet and I ATE COOKED CHICKEN. Now, in 2026, my TESTOSTERONE is 1207. 1 am STRONG and CONSERVATIVE. I am a PATRIOT and I EAT RAW CHICKEN. #MAGA #MAHA #VIKINGHEALTH
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Lmao
FBI Most Wanted facebook post: The #FBl is offering a reward of up to $100,000 for information leading to the recovery of stolen government property and/or the arrest of individuals responsible for the destruction and theft of government property in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on January 14, 2026: https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/seeking-info/ And the 12.8k reactions include 11.6k laugh reacts.
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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😍
Giant triple chocolate cookies on a cooling rack.
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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It’s bake sale time for the band nerds. These things are huge.
Four giant cookies with M&Ms, chocolate chips, and toffee bits.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Some evening Kit Kat. She’s at Costco and she’s so much better than you.
A floofy tuxedo cat sits in a cardboard Costco warehouse for cats. Her nose is in the air. You are meaningless to her. I bet you don’t even have your own cardboard Costco warehouse.
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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Husband just texted me this pic from downstairs.
Floofy wee black dog in a red sweater, lying with her tongue out. Super derpy.
January 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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Deciduous fave is the big maple (that is now massive) in front of the first house I ever owned. Flaming red every fall. I saved some leaves and framed them when we moved.

Coniferous is this 800 year old monster Douglas fir in Cathedral Grove on Vancouver Island, my absolute fave place on earth.
A wee toddler sits in a pile of red leaves at the base of a maple tree. A small child looks up at a massive Douglas fir tree in a Vancouver island rainforest. Another large tree has fallen in front of it.
January 12, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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Somewhat related. Why is bro in the dark?
An ominous picture of RFK jr. It’s just really dark. He’s staring at us from the darkness of his lair. And it says “WE ARE ENDING THE WAR ON PROTEIN”.
January 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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😭
A close up of salted fudge man cereal and the copy on top is “add some balls to your breakfast”
January 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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NO SEED OILS
A little chart showing all the supposed benefits of Man Cereal. Creatine High Protein No Added Sugar or Sugar Alcohols No Seed Oils Low Carb No Artificial Flavors or Colors Gluten Free
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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But there’s a graph.
Some graph about stuff creatine does vs a placebo. Lol.
January 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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I went to the Man Cereal website. They have charts and graphs and stuff. It’s funny. Gotta say though fellas, I am not on board with maple bacon “cereal”.
A muscle bound dude in a tank top leans over and ponders his bowl of Man Cereal.
January 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Then again, it’s not like we are adverse to a little naughty town naming up here.

(Any excuse to post.)
It’s me, a blonde lady, pregnant and posing in front of the Dildo, Newfoundland Post Office.
January 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Exhibit A of why it should be unconscionable to even discuss US ownership of Greenland. Fucking yikes.
An indigenous resident of Nuuk is asked if there’s a price that could paid to convince her to be American (the answer is no). Another indigenous resident of Nuuk answers that “she would say no thanks”. So polite.
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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I have a great idea, actually: FUCK YOU FOREVER

🙂
In a strategy of the retrenchment, the dismemberment of Canada becomes a wise decision. Rather than allowing it to continue down a path of anti-American antagonism, the United States could support the Alberta and Quebec separatist movements. A successful secession by Alberta alone would cripple the federal fisc, and drive separatism in other regions due to the resultant decline in their equalization payments which comprises such a substantial part of their provincial budgets. In the end, British Columbia and a unified Maritime province would be admitted to the Union as Democratic states while Alberta and Saskatchewan would be admitted as Republican states; ensuring continued balance in the US Senate.
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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I got one in Canada (Prince George), but I think they sold out pretty quick.
A tricolour kitty sits in her Costco warehouse.
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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She’s so splendid.
A floofy tuxedo kitty with fabulous whiskers is judging you.
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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Pictured here, the horribly injured shooter shortly after sustaining those horrible injuries:
A clear picture of a murderer in an ICE uniform. He looks fine, for a murderer.
January 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Sock selection for today’s psychiatrist appointment.
BlueQ socks - they are light blue and covered with white and darker blue flowers and they say “bitch, I AM relaxed”.
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Found the coolest cybertruck owner.
Guy and gal with a cybertruck. She’s in a black bodysuit/boot thing. He’s in this shiny tracksuit. They have sunglasses on. His hair is spiked up. He looks very silly. Very very silly. “Two years ago today, the Cybertruck landed and turned the entire truck world on its head. And guess what? Two years later, not a single Detroit dinosaur from the Big Three even comes close. If you're still driving a "regular" truck in 2026, it's like choosing a flip phone over a smartphone. The Cybertruck is the future on wheels, and the fact that it still triggers so many people just proves it won. While the Big Three are busy trying to catch up, we're busy driving the future.”
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 AM