Halibut
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You guys you guys you guys.
Talked to the nice lady on the phone today. I have all the qualifications for my program. The spot for my city is currently open and if I get my application in asap, I can train to be a cardiology tech.
Okay time to gather my transcripts.
Talked to the nice lady on the phone today. I have all the qualifications for my program. The spot for my city is currently open and if I get my application in asap, I can train to be a cardiology tech.
Okay time to gather my transcripts.
January 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
You guys you guys you guys.
Talked to the nice lady on the phone today. I have all the qualifications for my program. The spot for my city is currently open and if I get my application in asap, I can train to be a cardiology tech.
Okay time to gather my transcripts.
Talked to the nice lady on the phone today. I have all the qualifications for my program. The spot for my city is currently open and if I get my application in asap, I can train to be a cardiology tech.
Okay time to gather my transcripts.
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ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
Oh, we are now at 8 wars PLUS. Exciting.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Oh, we are now at 8 wars PLUS. Exciting.
You guys I have a call booked tomorrow with a program advisor for the cardiac technologist program I want to do!
This is the year where I actually decide what I want to be when I grow up. Turning 44 in May, so it was probably about time.
This is the year where I actually decide what I want to be when I grow up. Turning 44 in May, so it was probably about time.
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
You guys I have a call booked tomorrow with a program advisor for the cardiac technologist program I want to do!
This is the year where I actually decide what I want to be when I grow up. Turning 44 in May, so it was probably about time.
This is the year where I actually decide what I want to be when I grow up. Turning 44 in May, so it was probably about time.
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Nobody at the WaPo find it weird that trump says global warming is a hoax, but is willing to invade Greenland because of it? Nobody at the WaPo ever stop for a second and ask why he wants to invade an ally based on a hoax?
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Nobody at the WaPo find it weird that trump says global warming is a hoax, but is willing to invade Greenland because of it? Nobody at the WaPo ever stop for a second and ask why he wants to invade an ally based on a hoax?
Made a big lasagna and had some friends over and then we sat around the dinner table pondering what order we’d get drafted into the war with America. Such a fun party game.
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Made a big lasagna and had some friends over and then we sat around the dinner table pondering what order we’d get drafted into the war with America. Such a fun party game.
Some things I’ve learned this weekend:
1. People would definitely buy my baking because it keeps selling out at the basketball tournament. Complete strangers from other places are buying my cookies?
2. All bags of M&Ms lean heavily toward ORANGE. With green. Need to know why.
1. People would definitely buy my baking because it keeps selling out at the basketball tournament. Complete strangers from other places are buying my cookies?
2. All bags of M&Ms lean heavily toward ORANGE. With green. Need to know why.
January 17, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Some things I’ve learned this weekend:
1. People would definitely buy my baking because it keeps selling out at the basketball tournament. Complete strangers from other places are buying my cookies?
2. All bags of M&Ms lean heavily toward ORANGE. With green. Need to know why.
1. People would definitely buy my baking because it keeps selling out at the basketball tournament. Complete strangers from other places are buying my cookies?
2. All bags of M&Ms lean heavily toward ORANGE. With green. Need to know why.
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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friend says his wife told him that she likes the sexual hockey boys show so much because the writing in it is so good. i think that's beautiful. finally a stash of playboys, for wives
January 17, 2026 at 3:50 PM
friend says his wife told him that she likes the sexual hockey boys show so much because the writing in it is so good. i think that's beautiful. finally a stash of playboys, for wives
Oh. Wonderful.
Any Look On My Face Other Than This 😐 Challenge 2026
Any Look On My Face Other Than This 😐 Challenge 2026
FAA warns airlines on Central, South American flights of potential military actions reut.rs/4qsbZqj
FAA warns airlines on Central, South American flights of potential military actions
The U.S. Federal Aviation Administration warned airlines on Friday to exercise caution when flying over Mexico, Central America and parts of South America, citing the risks of potential military activities and GPS interference.
reut.rs
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Oh. Wonderful.
Any Look On My Face Other Than This 😐 Challenge 2026
Any Look On My Face Other Than This 😐 Challenge 2026
Okay but my ultrasounds were mostly done by ultrasound techs and a doctor still has to interpret them? And then if there’s a problem, (and there was), then an obstetrician is necessary?
This man was a surgeon? Of hearts?
This man was a surgeon? Of hearts?
January 17, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Okay but my ultrasounds were mostly done by ultrasound techs and a doctor still has to interpret them? And then if there’s a problem, (and there was), then an obstetrician is necessary?
This man was a surgeon? Of hearts?
This man was a surgeon? Of hearts?
It’s bake sale time for the band nerds. These things are huge.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
It’s bake sale time for the band nerds. These things are huge.
Bring on the fucking tariffs, dipshit. Fuck you.
Trump: "I may put a tariff on countries if they don't go along with Greenland because we need Greenland for national security"
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Bring on the fucking tariffs, dipshit. Fuck you.
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Holy shit.
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Newly Released Records Detail Chaos During Fatal ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Holy shit.
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Wait, this is very unfair. We make it but we can’t buy it?
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Wait, this is very unfair. We make it but we can’t buy it?
Cons are so fucking pathetic. All these dudes with their guns and their trucks and they’re just giant babies.
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Cons are so fucking pathetic. All these dudes with their guns and their trucks and they’re just giant babies.
Obsessed with this skeet.
hearing from sources that Amelia Bedelia has been arrested in connection with the water-pouring assault. "but it was ICE headquarters," she said
January 16, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Obsessed with this skeet.
Oh look another murder.
🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
January 15, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Oh look another murder.
When all this is done, I’m gonna go to Minneapolis and high five everyone I see.
Minnesota Nice in 2026 is calling a fed a Fat Little Bitch in a public setting
"ICE AGENTS VERBALLY ASSAULTED AT MN RESTAURANT"
January 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
When all this is done, I’m gonna go to Minneapolis and high five everyone I see.
I don’t watch award shows, but I just saw a clip of Hudson Williams on the red carpet at the Golden Globes shouting out to my kid’s hospital and earning them a thousand dollar donation and you know, I think I like that particular gay hockey show guy.
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I don’t watch award shows, but I just saw a clip of Hudson Williams on the red carpet at the Golden Globes shouting out to my kid’s hospital and earning them a thousand dollar donation and you know, I think I like that particular gay hockey show guy.
Jfc
A buddy in MN shared a drawing a classmate of his kid made. They've been making thank you notes for parents who have volunteered to carpool them to school so their own parents don't have to risk waiting out by the bus stop.
January 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Jfc
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I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
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the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
Aww, it’s nice of them to call everyone young. Happy for my middle aged friends.
“Toxic empathy”. Huh.
“Toxic empathy”. Huh.
January 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Aww, it’s nice of them to call everyone young. Happy for my middle aged friends.
“Toxic empathy”. Huh.
“Toxic empathy”. Huh.