Chuck Grassley's goat
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Won the Nobel price of love 1922.
Chuck Grassley should resign. He should build a time machine and resign 30 years ago.
Chuck Grassley should resign. He should build a time machine and resign 30 years ago.
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I hate to say it folks, but history book, shall the people of the future have any, will likely pinpoint the end of American democracy as March 16th-17th (with it becoming inevitable in November when trump won his 2nd term).
Today, March 18th, we're vey likely living in the "after" time.
Today, March 18th, we're vey likely living in the "after" time.
We want an American Manuela Borges.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We want an American Manuela Borges.
How is ICE kidnapping decent, good people but not this monster?
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
How is ICE kidnapping decent, good people but not this monster?
This one sounds like Karoline's brother called ICE on his ex to get sole custody of his son, getting the ex to be thrown in a dark cell and eventually deported.
It's a special kind of evil and hopefully when the kid grows he learns about what his father did.
It's a special kind of evil and hopefully when the kid grows he learns about what his father did.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This one sounds like Karoline's brother called ICE on his ex to get sole custody of his son, getting the ex to be thrown in a dark cell and eventually deported.
It's a special kind of evil and hopefully when the kid grows he learns about what his father did.
It's a special kind of evil and hopefully when the kid grows he learns about what his father did.
All of you after eating too much turkey on TG.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
All of you after eating too much turkey on TG.
Let's all be honest about thanksgiving food.
Turkey: Inferior, dry version of chicken.
Stuffing: Stuff it.
Mashed potatoes: The only acceptable TG food, but it's a side, not a meal.
Gravy: Again, not food by itself.
Pumpkin pie: Crap. It's bad. Stop lying to yourselves. Every other pie is better.
Turkey: Inferior, dry version of chicken.
Stuffing: Stuff it.
Mashed potatoes: The only acceptable TG food, but it's a side, not a meal.
Gravy: Again, not food by itself.
Pumpkin pie: Crap. It's bad. Stop lying to yourselves. Every other pie is better.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Let's all be honest about thanksgiving food.
Turkey: Inferior, dry version of chicken.
Stuffing: Stuff it.
Mashed potatoes: The only acceptable TG food, but it's a side, not a meal.
Gravy: Again, not food by itself.
Pumpkin pie: Crap. It's bad. Stop lying to yourselves. Every other pie is better.
Turkey: Inferior, dry version of chicken.
Stuffing: Stuff it.
Mashed potatoes: The only acceptable TG food, but it's a side, not a meal.
Gravy: Again, not food by itself.
Pumpkin pie: Crap. It's bad. Stop lying to yourselves. Every other pie is better.
Pumpkin pie is too high on that list.
That list is decent, but last year I went to a restaurant and they had maple syrup pie, and it was a whole new human experience. A slice of that pie was the price of a decent meal and contained about 5 millions calories, but it was so good it was life changing.
That list is decent, but last year I went to a restaurant and they had maple syrup pie, and it was a whole new human experience. A slice of that pie was the price of a decent meal and contained about 5 millions calories, but it was so good it was life changing.
Just FYI:
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
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Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
…
9. Key lime.
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99. Pecan.
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999. Pumpkin.
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
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Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
…
9. Key lime.
…
99. Pecan.
…
999. Pumpkin.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Pumpkin pie is too high on that list.
That list is decent, but last year I went to a restaurant and they had maple syrup pie, and it was a whole new human experience. A slice of that pie was the price of a decent meal and contained about 5 millions calories, but it was so good it was life changing.
That list is decent, but last year I went to a restaurant and they had maple syrup pie, and it was a whole new human experience. A slice of that pie was the price of a decent meal and contained about 5 millions calories, but it was so good it was life changing.
We can, indeed, do that forever. Not that it would be great, but we can literally produce and provide weapons until the end of time at the current rate.
Karoline Leavitt on Ukraine:
The United States is still sending or selling a big amount of weapons to NATO.
We cannot do that forever.
The United States is still sending or selling a big amount of weapons to NATO.
We cannot do that forever.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
We can, indeed, do that forever. Not that it would be great, but we can literally produce and provide weapons until the end of time at the current rate.
I don't know who keeps saying the reason Canadians don't visit the US is the exchange rate, but it's 100% false
This is the exchange rate for 2025. The Canadian dollar has gained strength against the US dollar since the beginning of the year, or since trump's inauguration. Little movement, but gain
This is the exchange rate for 2025. The Canadian dollar has gained strength against the US dollar since the beginning of the year, or since trump's inauguration. Little movement, but gain
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don't know who keeps saying the reason Canadians don't visit the US is the exchange rate, but it's 100% false
This is the exchange rate for 2025. The Canadian dollar has gained strength against the US dollar since the beginning of the year, or since trump's inauguration. Little movement, but gain
This is the exchange rate for 2025. The Canadian dollar has gained strength against the US dollar since the beginning of the year, or since trump's inauguration. Little movement, but gain
Only one of these things is actually a problem for the US Government. The other 4 are problems for the US military, for the world, for South Americans, for Venezuela, for people of reason, for American people in general, but not for the US government.
The remedy is impeachment, conviction, removal.
The remedy is impeachment, conviction, removal.
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Only one of these things is actually a problem for the US Government. The other 4 are problems for the US military, for the world, for South Americans, for Venezuela, for people of reason, for American people in general, but not for the US government.
The remedy is impeachment, conviction, removal.
The remedy is impeachment, conviction, removal.
Box? Surely you mean furniture.
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Box? Surely you mean furniture.
It's fine, red M&Ms are the real problem anyway.
Unreal: "The EPA is moving forward with approvals for pesticides containing 'forever chemicals' as an active ingredient... The agency also announced plans to relax a rule requiring companies to report products containing PFAS and has proposed weakening drinking water standards for the chemicals."
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's fine, red M&Ms are the real problem anyway.
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Tomorrow schedule so far to meet, chat (and sign my petition) - any NJ-11 Dems
Glen Ridge Starbucks 930-noon
Bloomfield Shop Rite - 1230-2
Glen Ridge Starbucks 930-noon
Bloomfield Shop Rite - 1230-2
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Tomorrow schedule so far to meet, chat (and sign my petition) - any NJ-11 Dems
Glen Ridge Starbucks 930-noon
Bloomfield Shop Rite - 1230-2
Glen Ridge Starbucks 930-noon
Bloomfield Shop Rite - 1230-2
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I found the one exception to my belief that journalists should be paid for their work
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I found the one exception to my belief that journalists should be paid for their work
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Trump: anything else pal?
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Trump: anything else pal?
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
OMG. Like. Ok, Zohran is charming, but OMG.
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
OMG. Like. Ok, Zohran is charming, but OMG.
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Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
I guess in this new age of politic, a comedian who called the president a "shit-for-brain" is not off-limit.
I would NOT want to be on the other side of a debate with him. In a debate, JL would shred any shit-for-brain politician to pieces.
But most importantly: policies
I would NOT want to be on the other side of a debate with him. In a debate, JL would shred any shit-for-brain politician to pieces.
But most importantly: policies
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I guess in this new age of politic, a comedian who called the president a "shit-for-brain" is not off-limit.
I would NOT want to be on the other side of a debate with him. In a debate, JL would shred any shit-for-brain politician to pieces.
But most importantly: policies
I would NOT want to be on the other side of a debate with him. In a debate, JL would shred any shit-for-brain politician to pieces.
But most importantly: policies
Peak Windows was Windows10. The removal of toolbars from the Windows 11 taskbar is treason and everyone involved should be prosecuted.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Peak Windows was Windows10. The removal of toolbars from the Windows 11 taskbar is treason and everyone involved should be prosecuted.
How could you say Dick Cheney wasn't antifa? He literally shot a republican in the face with a 12G shotgun.
Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
How could you say Dick Cheney wasn't antifa? He literally shot a republican in the face with a 12G shotgun.
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Please remember, while flying a swastika is no longer hate speech, implying that somebody flying a swastika is a Nazi, still is.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Please remember, while flying a swastika is no longer hate speech, implying that somebody flying a swastika is a Nazi, still is.
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If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
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November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Even the damn cops won't leave for Florida.
New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced Wednesday that the city’s current police commissioner, Jessica Tisch, has agreed to remain in the post, a major coup for the incoming mayor as he moves to assuage concerns over his past criticism of the police department. https://to.pbs.org/43EtM48
Mamdani says New York City's current police commissioner will stay on the job
Mamdani praised Tisch for “cracking down on corruption in the upper echelons" of the NYPD while also driving down crime in the city.
www.pbs.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Even the damn cops won't leave for Florida.
For those who might not know: The audience is paid to be there. Not that much, but they're paid and they're supposed to laugh and applaud at the right times.
There's an "applaud" signal, but no "laugh" signal though. In this case it means the audience didn't even know it was a joke.
It's majestic.
There's an "applaud" signal, but no "laugh" signal though. In this case it means the audience didn't even know it was a joke.
It's majestic.
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
For those who might not know: The audience is paid to be there. Not that much, but they're paid and they're supposed to laugh and applaud at the right times.
There's an "applaud" signal, but no "laugh" signal though. In this case it means the audience didn't even know it was a joke.
It's majestic.
There's an "applaud" signal, but no "laugh" signal though. In this case it means the audience didn't even know it was a joke.
It's majestic.
Mixed feelings. Typically, the "leopard ate my face" trump voters don't really make me sad. I'm happy about the racist farmers losing their farms to tariffs/loss of employees, the small business owners whining about tariffs and such.
I guess empathy wins over Schadenfreude in this case?
I guess empathy wins over Schadenfreude in this case?
Epstein survivor Jena-Lisa Jones: "Trump really ran his campaign on this. This is why I voted for him. The release of these files has been so important for me for so long that when he run on that, I really had some hope that someone would do something about it."
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Mixed feelings. Typically, the "leopard ate my face" trump voters don't really make me sad. I'm happy about the racist farmers losing their farms to tariffs/loss of employees, the small business owners whining about tariffs and such.
I guess empathy wins over Schadenfreude in this case?
I guess empathy wins over Schadenfreude in this case?