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Halibut
@halibut.bsky.social
Aloof Wife
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You should post something cool, like this picture of my dog.
January 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
This is really just a humblebrag. Remember when I used to be good at stuff? Those were the days.
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Can I live in the meat?
January 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
People complaining have never heard of the show and will never see the show and are entirely unfamiliar with the history anyways.
January 19, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Fuckin’ stupid uni transcripts. Can’t find my student number anywhere. 3-5 business days to get it. Got my high school stuff instantly. Remember kids - always take physics or chemistry 11 so that you don’t need university transcripts to prove you took them later.

😐😐😐😐😐
January 19, 2026 at 8:13 PM
It’s like, super expensive, but I’ve been sitting on a little personal savings nest egg for 12 years and now I think I found a good use for it.
January 19, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Felix does not deserve this association. Team Felix.
January 19, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Question from my dog, Tuna: you gonna eat that?
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I have been contemplating a tuna casserole even though it would not be eaten by the majority of the household.

I think you’ve convinced me.
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 AM
What happened to the youths. I was registered NDP when I was in university. I was out there at a little table, signing up other students.

Where are your ideals, youths?
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Oh, she’s got one for that too.
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Ever since I noped out of grad school, I knew I wanted to feel like I was really helping people, but it took having that last dang kid to figure out how I should do it.

FEELS GOOD.

I get hearts, you get birbs.
January 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I think that’s actually “abuse” of a narcissist in that case.
January 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Somebody need to get JCO to switch platforms. I would like Lilith content.
January 18, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Reposted by Halibut
Nobody at the WaPo find it weird that trump says global warming is a hoax, but is willing to invade Greenland because of it? Nobody at the WaPo ever stop for a second and ask why he wants to invade an ally based on a hoax?
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Talking with our oldest kid about where she’d like to go to university and reminding her that Calgary is out because we don’t want to pay international student rates. Lol lol lol. What a silly time.
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Oh, I can’t see it because he’s on my favourite block list.
January 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM