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Hannah
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Life is bleak at the moment. But there’s still dill pickles.
March 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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This illegal national security group chat has everything, Houthi bombing plans, JD Vance xenophobia, improper emoji use, the editor of the Atlantic Magazine thinking he got punked, Pete Hegseth day drinking, and MTV’s Dan Cortese.
a man is sitting at a desk with his hands folded
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk with his hands folded
media.tenor.com
March 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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So many people need a hug, a forehead kiss, and a haunted mansion with a magical library left to them by a mysterious relative right now
February 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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ANXIETY [rolling dice]: ooooh critical hit!

ME [on the couch not even playing]: what
December 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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Gonzo’s “And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die” is one of the great line readings.
December 24, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Every time I go out for dinner and someone sees me get a Diet Pepsi/Coke AND an alcoholic drink AND a water…
ADHD culture is always having 3 drinks going at once because you’re never sure what you’re gonna be in the mood for at any given sip
November 24, 2024 at 10:15 PM