Hannah C. Wylie
@hannahcaler.bsky.social
I write fiction and creative nonfiction, but lately I can’t ignore all the corruption in front of me.
Follow for language that means something again ✍🏻 (and also laughs, I swear)
Follow for language that means something again ✍🏻 (and also laughs, I swear)
Pinned
Is there anything cringier than being a billionaire? Imagine being that insecure
Not DonTrump collecting titles like he’s playing every faction quest on easy in Skyrim
Listener of the Dark Brotherhood AND acting President of Venezuela?
Listener of the Dark Brotherhood AND acting President of Venezuela?
January 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Not DonTrump collecting titles like he’s playing every faction quest on easy in Skyrim
Listener of the Dark Brotherhood AND acting President of Venezuela?
Listener of the Dark Brotherhood AND acting President of Venezuela?
Just picturing a white board in the west wing headed “evil ideas for doing evil”
and it’s like the staff morale booster, like when some places do staff kudos/thanks, but instead people write their best ideas for being a prick
Like “EPA should stop caring about lives saved”
and it’s like the staff morale booster, like when some places do staff kudos/thanks, but instead people write their best ideas for being a prick
Like “EPA should stop caring about lives saved”
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved by Limiting Air Pollution
In a reversal, the agency plans to calculate only the cost to industry when setting pollution limits, and not the monetary value of saving human lives, documents show.
nyti.ms
January 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Just picturing a white board in the west wing headed “evil ideas for doing evil”
and it’s like the staff morale booster, like when some places do staff kudos/thanks, but instead people write their best ideas for being a prick
Like “EPA should stop caring about lives saved”
and it’s like the staff morale booster, like when some places do staff kudos/thanks, but instead people write their best ideas for being a prick
Like “EPA should stop caring about lives saved”
So funny how this is the result of the GOP getting everything it wants over the course of a year
Let’s see what a year is like when the leftists get everything they want, I wonder how that would shake out
Let’s see what a year is like when the leftists get everything they want, I wonder how that would shake out
January 13, 2026 at 2:55 AM
So funny how this is the result of the GOP getting everything it wants over the course of a year
Let’s see what a year is like when the leftists get everything they want, I wonder how that would shake out
Let’s see what a year is like when the leftists get everything they want, I wonder how that would shake out
For the goddamn record, I SUPPORT GREENLAND AND ITS SOVEREIGNTY (words I never thought I’d be compelled to put together)
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
For the goddamn record, I SUPPORT GREENLAND AND ITS SOVEREIGNTY (words I never thought I’d be compelled to put together)
Glad there’s a name to half a coward’s face
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Glad there’s a name to half a coward’s face
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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Remember the Epstein files, lol? Yeah, we’re never seeing those.
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Remember the Epstein files, lol? Yeah, we’re never seeing those.
Everyone who is sane: Erika Kirk sure is doing an uncouth amount of press for someone whose husband was shot and killed less than three months ago
Erika Kirk: I should probably do a simpering, melodramatic Q&A with the Devil’s chamber maid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbna...
Erika Kirk: I should probably do a simpering, melodramatic Q&A with the Devil’s chamber maid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbna...
Bari Weiss Sits Down With Erika Kirk | Full Interview
YouTube video by The Free Press
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Everyone who is sane: Erika Kirk sure is doing an uncouth amount of press for someone whose husband was shot and killed less than three months ago
Erika Kirk: I should probably do a simpering, melodramatic Q&A with the Devil’s chamber maid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbna...
Erika Kirk: I should probably do a simpering, melodramatic Q&A with the Devil’s chamber maid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbna...
Permission to impeach an entire newspaper, please.
Hope you appreciate this exciting, rare level of access as ICE continues to mow people down for no reason other than catastrophically pathetic cowardice.
With every headline, you degrade the value of your publication.
Hope you appreciate this exciting, rare level of access as ICE continues to mow people down for no reason other than catastrophically pathetic cowardice.
With every headline, you degrade the value of your publication.
New York Times reporters got a rare level of access to President Trump in a two-hour interview. He discussed Venezuela, the fatal shooting of a U.S. citizen in Minneapolis by an ICE officer, his health and more. Follow our highlights and analysis from the conversation here.
The New York Times's Interview With Trump: Live Updates
Mr. Trump sat down with our reporters for an interview in which he talked about his health, watched a video of an ICE shooting and mused about his power on the world stage.
nyti.ms
January 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Permission to impeach an entire newspaper, please.
Hope you appreciate this exciting, rare level of access as ICE continues to mow people down for no reason other than catastrophically pathetic cowardice.
With every headline, you degrade the value of your publication.
Hope you appreciate this exciting, rare level of access as ICE continues to mow people down for no reason other than catastrophically pathetic cowardice.
With every headline, you degrade the value of your publication.
It kinda sucks to live in a world with no Carl Weathers just sayin
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
It kinda sucks to live in a world with no Carl Weathers just sayin
Now is the time to use all that “mature for your age” cleverness leftover from middle school!!!!!
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Now is the time to use all that “mature for your age” cleverness leftover from middle school!!!!!
I thought I was done being sad about how toy companies barely ever make woman action figures and then I looked into a set of them modeled after “Fantastic Four: First Steps”
The dull-wits only made THREE of them. Only THREE (the men) of the FOUR. It’s fantastic FOUR!
Sue Storm deserves better!
The dull-wits only made THREE of them. Only THREE (the men) of the FOUR. It’s fantastic FOUR!
Sue Storm deserves better!
January 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I thought I was done being sad about how toy companies barely ever make woman action figures and then I looked into a set of them modeled after “Fantastic Four: First Steps”
The dull-wits only made THREE of them. Only THREE (the men) of the FOUR. It’s fantastic FOUR!
Sue Storm deserves better!
The dull-wits only made THREE of them. Only THREE (the men) of the FOUR. It’s fantastic FOUR!
Sue Storm deserves better!
Ngl I think Erika Kirk is up to some spooky stuff because I keep calling her Erika Vance in my head. Like when you spend months before your birthday getting used to your new age
January 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Ngl I think Erika Kirk is up to some spooky stuff because I keep calling her Erika Vance in my head. Like when you spend months before your birthday getting used to your new age
But yeah no sure, three more years sounds great.
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
But yeah no sure, three more years sounds great.
How much you wanna bet Jake Paul has never had a coherent thought in his life
We need a new category of person, like a clown but a clown that takes themselves seriously and believes they’re a boxer
We need a new category of person, like a clown but a clown that takes themselves seriously and believes they’re a boxer
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
How much you wanna bet Jake Paul has never had a coherent thought in his life
We need a new category of person, like a clown but a clown that takes themselves seriously and believes they’re a boxer
We need a new category of person, like a clown but a clown that takes themselves seriously and believes they’re a boxer
Exorbitant wealth is so embarrassing
You’d rather have 4 billion imaginary placeholders you’ll never use than end homelessness in America? Are you not EMBARRASSed??
You’d rather have 4 billion imaginary placeholders you’ll never use than end homelessness in America? Are you not EMBARRASSed??
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Exorbitant wealth is so embarrassing
You’d rather have 4 billion imaginary placeholders you’ll never use than end homelessness in America? Are you not EMBARRASSed??
You’d rather have 4 billion imaginary placeholders you’ll never use than end homelessness in America? Are you not EMBARRASSed??
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Ailing wannabe dictator yelling at his people and insisting that they're getting richer and safer when all the evidence demonstrates the opposite.
This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ailing wannabe dictator yelling at his people and insisting that they're getting richer and safer when all the evidence demonstrates the opposite.
This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
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Warner Bros. Discovery told shareholders Netflix’s deal was better than Paramount’s offer, urging them to reject the latter.
Warner Bros. Urges Shareholders To Reject Paramount’s Hostile Takeover Bid—Netflix Shares Up In Premarket
Warner Bros. Discovery told shareholders Netflix’s deal was better than Paramount’s offer, urging them to reject the latter.
www.forbes.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Warner Bros. Discovery told shareholders Netflix’s deal was better than Paramount’s offer, urging them to reject the latter.
Can Erika Kirk please grieve in private
Ever? Please? You have kids? The books probably won’t sell any better than if you hadn’t immediately launched yourself into the spotlight like two weeks after your husband was assassinated?
Ever? Please? You have kids? The books probably won’t sell any better than if you hadn’t immediately launched yourself into the spotlight like two weeks after your husband was assassinated?
December 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Can Erika Kirk please grieve in private
Ever? Please? You have kids? The books probably won’t sell any better than if you hadn’t immediately launched yourself into the spotlight like two weeks after your husband was assassinated?
Ever? Please? You have kids? The books probably won’t sell any better than if you hadn’t immediately launched yourself into the spotlight like two weeks after your husband was assassinated?
No but think about it,
Richest person alive? Elon Musk
Cringiest person alive? Also Elon Musk
Richest person alive? Elon Musk
Cringiest person alive? Also Elon Musk
Is there anything cringier than being a billionaire? Imagine being that insecure
December 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
No but think about it,
Richest person alive? Elon Musk
Cringiest person alive? Also Elon Musk
Richest person alive? Elon Musk
Cringiest person alive? Also Elon Musk
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The sooner we realize that our elected representatives have never acted on the public's behalf.
The sooner we can vote in those that will.
The sooner we can vote in those that will.
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The sooner we realize that our elected representatives have never acted on the public's behalf.
The sooner we can vote in those that will.
The sooner we can vote in those that will.
Is there anything cringier than being a billionaire? Imagine being that insecure
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Is there anything cringier than being a billionaire? Imagine being that insecure
I think the problem lies largely in the politicization of governing. Any competent civil servant shouldn’t disagree with a colleague just because they’re aligned with different parties.
What’s more, I am confident that the actions of this administration do NOT align with the will of the majority.
What’s more, I am confident that the actions of this administration do NOT align with the will of the majority.
While I'm ranting about politics, here's another point.
Majority governments are a pitiful excuse for democracy.
If you truly care about democracy, about the will of the people, then you should be adamantly opposed to any political party having a majority government.
Majority governments are a pitiful excuse for democracy.
If you truly care about democracy, about the will of the people, then you should be adamantly opposed to any political party having a majority government.
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I think the problem lies largely in the politicization of governing. Any competent civil servant shouldn’t disagree with a colleague just because they’re aligned with different parties.
What’s more, I am confident that the actions of this administration do NOT align with the will of the majority.
What’s more, I am confident that the actions of this administration do NOT align with the will of the majority.
If, by AI, you mean, “the magic mirror from Snow White butt less honest and with a search engine”
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If, by AI, you mean, “the magic mirror from Snow White butt less honest and with a search engine”
George Harrison is my favorite Beatle because he funded Monty Python’s projects just so he could see their finished films.
He understood the value of laughter better than a lot of people, likely.
He understood the value of laughter better than a lot of people, likely.
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
George Harrison is my favorite Beatle because he funded Monty Python’s projects just so he could see their finished films.
He understood the value of laughter better than a lot of people, likely.
He understood the value of laughter better than a lot of people, likely.