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love is stronger than death
I would absolutely prefer defleshed skulls with the face remodeled on it like in Neolithic Jordan than the obscenity of AI
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I would absolutely prefer defleshed skulls with the face remodeled on it like in Neolithic Jordan than the obscenity of AI
They make plug-in electric ones for the house:
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
They make plug-in electric ones for the house:
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Gummischoen go over your fancy work shoes so the rain doesn’t leak it and ruin them
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Gummischoen go over your fancy work shoes so the rain doesn’t leak it and ruin them
My top post lmao
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My top post lmao
I’ll drink coffee from it while wearing my OTHER papal quote swag (about how trans people are the center of evil)
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’ll drink coffee from it while wearing my OTHER papal quote swag (about how trans people are the center of evil)
Also her partner is insanely hot all hail Kali Reis
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Also her partner is insanely hot all hail Kali Reis
Hilarious burn
"’We will come and eat your shawarma in Somalia, okay?’ Lang said, apparently not knowing the Levantine origins of the dish.”
"’We will come and eat your shawarma in Somalia, okay?’ Lang said, apparently not knowing the Levantine origins of the dish.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Hilarious burn
"’We will come and eat your shawarma in Somalia, okay?’ Lang said, apparently not knowing the Levantine origins of the dish.”
"’We will come and eat your shawarma in Somalia, okay?’ Lang said, apparently not knowing the Levantine origins of the dish.”
Big this energy, but bad
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Big this energy, but bad
This is the SAME PLAN (despite the name) and I’m on Social Security for Disability
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is the SAME PLAN (despite the name) and I’m on Social Security for Disability
Spanish and Portuguese shitposts are excellent. German jokes are … largely impervious. Legit don’t understand the humor there. Chinese jokes I see much more rarely and the ones I understand are funny as fuck.
This is a skit but Jesus Christ it is perfect
This is a skit but Jesus Christ it is perfect
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Spanish and Portuguese shitposts are excellent. German jokes are … largely impervious. Legit don’t understand the humor there. Chinese jokes I see much more rarely and the ones I understand are funny as fuck.
This is a skit but Jesus Christ it is perfect
This is a skit but Jesus Christ it is perfect
meanwhile, in mid-70s Britain
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
meanwhile, in mid-70s Britain
BRO I'M GENUINELY UNWELL
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
BRO I'M GENUINELY UNWELL
This is uh what we call “language nesting”
I do this in my kitchen with Ladino
I do this in my kitchen with Ladino
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This is uh what we call “language nesting”
I do this in my kitchen with Ladino
I do this in my kitchen with Ladino
That isn’t the one I saw it looked more like this thing. But it wasn’t this. He had his creepy smile and the water was really spraying. Also this is just bad AI
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That isn’t the one I saw it looked more like this thing. But it wasn’t this. He had his creepy smile and the water was really spraying. Also this is just bad AI