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Hannah Murray
@hannahmwrites.bsky.social
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Author, pervert, former sex worker, data nerd. I write sexy books, can ignore bad news until it’s irrelevant, and I know how to tie you up. Bi/pan, cis, she/her
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I love this big dork.
Agatha, a brindle coated English mastiff, sprawled out on the grass on her back so her belly is exposed
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Find out how all those filthy HEAs turned out - The FILTH Ever Afters is available to borrow in KU, and only 99 cents to buy! a.co/d/iueSA6L
Promo image for The FILTH Ever Afters that has an e-reader and phone with images of the book cover on them, sitting on pink rose petals with a gold ribbon twined around them with the words "when happily ever after isn't just happy, it's filthy" and "The FILTH Ever Afters, Hannah Murray" and "In Kindle Unlimited and 99 cents"
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I genuinely can’t tell if this is a step too far.
A red Tshirt with a white image of the barn with Mary, Joseph and the baby Jesus in the manger, the Christmas star above them with the words “spoiler alert: he dies”
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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tomorrow's the day - find out how all those HEA's come together in The FILTH Ever Afters
a.co/d/2cNADFj
a promo image for The FILTH Ever Afters featuring a tablet and phone with the cover of the book displayed among pink rose petals and a gold ribbon twined among them, with the phrase "when happily ever after isn't just happy, it's filthy" and The FIILTH Ever Afters by Hannah Murray, with a banner proclaiming "99 cents and in KU tomorrow!"
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I just noticed something: the Promotions, Updates and Socials are still there, not in tabs but listed in the menu on the left. It doesn't pull those emails out of the Inbox, but if I click on it, I can at least mass delete. Interestingly, I have 2 accounts, and I only see this in one of them.
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November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Shit, I've got a book coming out next week!

The F.I.L.T.H. Ever Afters is a series epilogue—10 years after Stuffed (the 1st F.I.L.T.H. book) join the gang for thanksgiving once again to see how their HEAs have played out. It's short, sweet, sexy, and out Nov 25!
a.co/d/jedGiVL
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Back when I was carameling I froze some apple cider reduction to make these Tini Younger apple cider cookies with apple cider caramel drizzle for my birthday weekend (www.instagram.com/reel/DPAKWRo...) and y’all. Y’ALL. They are AMAZING. I added a sprinkle of sea salt because why not and YUM.
The afore mentioned cookies.
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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What the fucking fuck is wrong with straight people?
An ad for a pair of boxer shorts that you can print pictures on, it has a photo of a woman’s (white with brown hair, big smile, winking) face with “properly of Mrs Lindell” written under the photo and drawings of hand pulling back the y front to expose a large version of the same image where the penis would be.
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Since The F.I.L.T.H. Ever Afters comes out on 11/25, I thought I'd put the rest of the series up for sale. 99 cents each through Nov 30!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJSC1DH...
promo image with fallen fall leaves and a cartoon turkey wearing sunglasses with flowers on the rims and a bow on its head along with the ebook covers of Stuffed, Starved, Feast and Treat with text the reads: A Filthy Thanksgiving Sale: all four FILTH books 99 cents each through Nov 30
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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a.co/d/gaQTT1x
A promo image for The FILTH Ever Afters by Hannah Murray with the text "When happily ever after isn't just happy, it's filthy" and the cover displayed on an e-reader and a phone, with pink rose petals strewn on the floor and a gold ribbon draped around and over the devices, and a stamp with "in in Kindle Unlimited Nov 25" displayed
October 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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This is grounds for divorce.
Captions reads: wife says the steak I made for her isn’t cooked enough. Photo is of a slice of beef that is so thoroughly cooked it’s almost white.
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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There is joy in the world still.

TL;DR from post: I'm overweight and had basically written myself off as sexually unattractive or undeserving of attention/affection. Dude appears out of nowhere and spends 24 hours proving me completely wrong. Yay!

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I'm an overweight woman with body issues. I just had the most amazing night. I have zero people to talk about this with so hello internet. 👋🏻 I've (30f) been overweight on and off since adulthood, and it's been an "on" phase since the pandemic. Struggled with my weight for years after I was put on Prozac at 20. That drug messed with my metabolism permanently. I've never been the same since, even though I've been on a different med for years now. I gained like 50 lbs in a year when previously I could eat whatever I wanted and stay thin. But around 2 years before COVID I'd managed to lose 80 lbs, best shape of my life, and then BAM. Lockdown. Low income, lack of healthy/affordable foods, and a couple serious lifelong medical diagnoses and I gained it all back and then some. I'm at the heaviest weight I've ever been (250 lbs give or take). So anyway. Now that you have the context. I hung out one on one with a guy who's a mutual friend that I've only hung out with in a group setting before. He was nice, and cute, but I have such a low opinion of my current body and weight it never even occurred to me he might find me attractive. I've been getting out of an abusive and isolating partnership though, and I needed more friends so I invited him for a hangout. I was thinking games, smoke sesh, tv kinda thing. I did not have a wild day/night of sex, cuddling and closeness anywhere on my radar. But y'all. IT HAPPENED. It was the best sex I've had in my life. I've never had someone so turned on by my body and appearance even when I was skinny. I spent the whole time being a stunned and confused puddle of bliss. Just like completely bewildered not only that this person found me attractive but that they seemed to ENJOY making me feel good. Have you ever had someone go down on you and then when your body dysmorphic ass anxiously tells them they don't have to (because you're so scared about what you might look/taste like to them), just to have them look at you right in the eyes and say "I'm not doing this for you, this is all for me" before diving back between your thighs and making your eyes roll back in your head?? Yeah, me either until the night before last. SWOON. I just thought that guys who didn't care about a person's weight, or were attracted to them in spite of it, didn't really exist. I have so much self-loathing and disappointment in myself for being heavier and I didn't realize what it felt like to be *really* loved on at my size. I'm not on dating apps or anything, I honestly didn't even feel like I could put myself on the market with my weight and health issues and then this guy just fucking falls into my lap and rocks my world. 2025 is just a wild year guys. TL;DR: I'm overweight and had basically written myself off as sexually unattractive or undeserving of attention/affection. Dude appears out of nowhere and spends 24 hours proving me completely wrong. Yay!
October 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Watching baseball with the dog.
October 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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ARCs for The F.I.L.T.H. Ever Afters are available via BookFunnel! Get yours now: bookhip.com/VHSWXAN
Square graphic with imagines of the ebook of The FILTH Ever Afters with the tag line "when happily ever after isn't just happy, it's filthy" with a QR code that leads to the ARC site and a banner that reads "ARCs available NOW!"
October 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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DYING. I love Papi.
October 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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36ish hours later, we have soup.
My oval Le Creuset filled with cheesy ham & potato soup with a black ladle submerged in the center.
October 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Keds. They’re fucking Keds. And I’m fucking old.
A screenshot of a post from the find findfashon subreddit with a still from Dirty Dancing of Jennifer Grey in shorts, a tank top, and white Keds asking “Does anyone know what type of shoe this is called? And where can I find them?”
October 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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“I will poop on your hamster” is my new favorite threat.
A note written by a child in pencil on lined notebook paper that reads “Mom, Charlie poot my Barbie in his but hole and got poop in her hair if he dose not get in trouble I will poop on his hamster”
October 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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It’s soup season.
My oval Le Creuset stock pot with two ham bones, celery, carrots, onions and bay leaves floating in water on the stove.
October 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I don’t pay a lot of attention to the National League, but this is Dylan Cease of the San Diego Padres, and WHAT in the 70s Mustache Man is going on?
Dylan Cease, pitcher for the San Diego Padres, a white man with longish brown hair swept back from a high forehead with a very slight widow’s peak, brown eyes and a thick mustache
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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She fell asleep on my knee. I fucking love this dopey dog.
My brindle mastiff sprawled out at the foot of the bed with her head on my knee, fast asleep.
September 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Today I learned that a whole bunch of people a) didn’t know the man in this photo is Robert Redford, and b) thought it was Zach Galifianakis
A still of Robert Redford from the movie Jeremiah Johnson, he has a thick beard and is smiling slyly at the camera
September 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I’m so mad. This could’ve been so cute, and I’m so mad.
A wagon with small children dressed in chicken costumes for Halloween and the wagon is made up to look like a chicken coop and someone has written “chicken coup” across the top
September 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Sure, sure.
Woody Allen, 89, Opens up About Dinner Parties at Jeffrey Epstein's House: 'He Couldn't Have Been Nicer'
September 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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If I wasn’t solidly in perimenopause this video would’ve gotten me pregnant.
September 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM