Hannah Murray
@hannahmwrites.bsky.social
Author, pervert, former sex worker, data nerd. I write sexy books, can ignore bad news until it’s irrelevant, and I know how to tie you up. Bi/pan, cis, she/her
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This is making me so happy right now.
Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts
Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is making me so happy right now.
I'm the only one awake at 11:00 am and I really should be taking advantage of the quiet by working but I'm catching up on my reality TV and doom scrolling instead, so that's how things are going over here. In a minute I'm going to have pie for lunch.
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm the only one awake at 11:00 am and I really should be taking advantage of the quiet by working but I'm catching up on my reality TV and doom scrolling instead, so that's how things are going over here. In a minute I'm going to have pie for lunch.
Did I miss Bag of Dicks Lady? Aw…
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Did I miss Bag of Dicks Lady? Aw…
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Can you help? Please share if you would. Thx!
Many years ago, I was feeling stressed by the state of the world and I started a Holiday Fairies thing where people sent me their wishlists and I publicized them to try to get everyone gifts for the holidays.
@shelflove.bsky.social skillfully took it over and made it An Actual Thing!
Like SRSLY!
@shelflove.bsky.social skillfully took it over and made it An Actual Thing!
Like SRSLY!
Holiday Fairies
Romancelandia holiday fairies is a mutual aid effort for the romance novel reader community.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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We had no one over for thanksgiving, and honestly, that’s how I like it. And not just because I didn’t have to put on a bra.
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We had no one over for thanksgiving, and honestly, that’s how I like it. And not just because I didn’t have to put on a bra.
For the first time we injected the turkey with butter and herbs and I have to tell you it was pretty exciting watching that thing swell up.
This is how kinks get started. I mean, I already have mine, but you know, other people.
This is how kinks get started. I mean, I already have mine, but you know, other people.
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
For the first time we injected the turkey with butter and herbs and I have to tell you it was pretty exciting watching that thing swell up.
This is how kinks get started. I mean, I already have mine, but you know, other people.
This is how kinks get started. I mean, I already have mine, but you know, other people.
We’re watching A Muppet Christmas Carol and I maintain that Scrooge showing up at the Cratchit’s with a whole ass uncooked turkey for Mrs. C to prepare and half of London for dinner is an act of violence.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We’re watching A Muppet Christmas Carol and I maintain that Scrooge showing up at the Cratchit’s with a whole ass uncooked turkey for Mrs. C to prepare and half of London for dinner is an act of violence.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If you're looking for Thanksgiving romance to distract from Thanksgiving reality, all the original FILTH books are still on sale for 99 cents! And for the same low price, you can get the FILTH Ever Afters & find out how all those HEAs have turned out (also in KU!)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJSC1DH...
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For a limited time, you can grab my award-winning novella, TIKKA CHANCE ON ME, for just $0.99! Trucker and Pinky are a cheap date! But, sorry, you'll have to procure your own samosas.
Buy links: books2read.com/u/mKKrNv
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November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
For a limited time, you can grab my award-winning novella, TIKKA CHANCE ON ME, for just $0.99! Trucker and Pinky are a cheap date! But, sorry, you'll have to procure your own samosas.
Buy links: books2read.com/u/mKKrNv
Buy links: books2read.com/u/mKKrNv
I added bourbon to the apple pie because A) I have bourbon and B) see A
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I added bourbon to the apple pie because A) I have bourbon and B) see A
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If writing is so easy why do people argue that they can’t do it without the pablumatic verbiage extruder
And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If writing is so easy why do people argue that they can’t do it without the pablumatic verbiage extruder
And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
I just saw a fashion video with the caption “I learned this in Paris!” and it’s literally someone pegging her jeans like it’s 1987.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I just saw a fashion video with the caption “I learned this in Paris!” and it’s literally someone pegging her jeans like it’s 1987.
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fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
Okay I didn’t read this so I can’t comment on it, but I can say if you don’t want to spend an entire day stirring a pot of onions put them in a Dutch oven with a bunch of butter and stick them in your oven at 275 F and stir them every 45 min. It’ll take all day but it was gonna anyway.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Okay I didn’t read this so I can’t comment on it, but I can say if you don’t want to spend an entire day stirring a pot of onions put them in a Dutch oven with a bunch of butter and stick them in your oven at 275 F and stir them every 45 min. It’ll take all day but it was gonna anyway.
I’m so fucking tired.
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m so fucking tired.
I love this big dork.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I love this big dork.
Oh my god.
Fleetwood Mac 's "Silver Springs" is a trending sound right now at least on Insta, and people are using it for ... their wedding videos and getting brunch with friends.
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oh my god.
Motherfuckers who are coming to my house for thanksgiving asking if it’s ok for THEM to invite other randos TO MY HOUSE for a meal that I’M MAKING less than 48 hours out and I just think none of these people have ever paid attention to me at all because are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Motherfuckers who are coming to my house for thanksgiving asking if it’s ok for THEM to invite other randos TO MY HOUSE for a meal that I’M MAKING less than 48 hours out and I just think none of these people have ever paid attention to me at all because are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
I am both wet and dry brining the turkey. Overkill? Perhaps. But I gotta be me.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I am both wet and dry brining the turkey. Overkill? Perhaps. But I gotta be me.
Today my sister who lives in Texas tried to tell me there was no such thing as soup dumplings and I was like excuse me I just had some for lunch I think I know what I ate and she was like what kind of soup did you have them in and this is the kind of thing I have to put up with.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Today my sister who lives in Texas tried to tell me there was no such thing as soup dumplings and I was like excuse me I just had some for lunch I think I know what I ate and she was like what kind of soup did you have them in and this is the kind of thing I have to put up with.
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
I finished the sex scene and hired someone to rip out the blackberries, I’m calling that a solid Tuesday.
I'm trying to finish this sex scene before the landscaper I contacted shows up to give me an estimate on ripping out blackberries, I'm probably not going to make it but I'm getting shit done.
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I finished the sex scene and hired someone to rip out the blackberries, I’m calling that a solid Tuesday.
Why?
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November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Why?
I'm trying to finish this sex scene before the landscaper I contacted shows up to give me an estimate on ripping out blackberries, I'm probably not going to make it but I'm getting shit done.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm trying to finish this sex scene before the landscaper I contacted shows up to give me an estimate on ripping out blackberries, I'm probably not going to make it but I'm getting shit done.
When my baby was born prematurely they didn't have an RSV vaccine but they offered her RSV antibodies and I was like yes, give them to her, why are you even asking me this question GIVE HER ALL THE THINGS and I don't understand at all why the answer would be otherwise.
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
When my baby was born prematurely they didn't have an RSV vaccine but they offered her RSV antibodies and I was like yes, give them to her, why are you even asking me this question GIVE HER ALL THE THINGS and I don't understand at all why the answer would be otherwise.