I know we all have disaster fatigue, but the reason why historic LA fires get so much coverage is because there are more people in greater LA county than in *most US states*

It’s feeling reeeeeal Ministry for the Future around these parts lately

I have this condition where I cannot watch videos of myself on stage within 3-6 months of filming due to intense cringe but I DELIGHT in them after that time period. Why

the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic

I am SO MAD about the 2004 Tony’s

I started tweeting not long after the first Trump election so I’m just gonna start reposting my back catalogue here but remastered in crystal clear 4K with more than 45 minutes of never before seen bonus features.

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

Move over manic pixie dream girls, it’s blissful wild cherry girlfriend season.

experienced fall in Maine this year after 27 years in Texas and instantly unlocked a level of childish wonder and joy previously unknown

Sorry but all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid led me to believe people would be learning WAY more lessons than they actually do

goin hannert mode