happycpu.bsky.social
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This July 4th, Americans will celebrate the freedoms they used to have.
July 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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gonna start a video series called SECRETS THE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING UP and its just taped economics 101 lectures
May 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Three years ago, three other reporters and I ID'd and called any school accused of having litter boxes for furries.

We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district.

Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting.

www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...
March 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
MAHA thought they were getting a commercial and bam. Just a medium pharma commercial.
February 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The breast cancer commercial was great because bros were like "yay boobs" and then it became woke.
February 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
HAN!!!!!!
February 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you're in line for higher price groceries, stay in line for higher price groceries.
When you’re in line at the supermarket next week and prices have gone up, you’ll know who to blame:

Donald Trump and his tariffs.
February 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Live your life so that when you’re taken out in a hit on a public street thousands of people online don’t post the Alonzo Mourning head nod gif.
December 4, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Never a doubt. GO STATE!
November 23, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Think these cabinet appointments are bad? Just wait until he appoints Marjorie Taylor Greene as Education Secretary.
November 14, 2024 at 1:01 PM