The Happy Friar
@happyfriar.bsky.social
Father, liberal, ally, Christian who knows that there's nothing Christian about MAGA
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BREAKING: ICE announces it has detained Santa Clause because he entered the country illegally and without documentation.
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
BREAKING: ICE announces it has detained Santa Clause because he entered the country illegally and without documentation.
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
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I acknowledge that this is a minor issue, but as the world is on fire and we're all going broke, can we do away with the whole "tipped wage" nonsense letting restaurants pay below poverty and make us pick up the slack on top of our soaring restaurant bills? Normalize paying your workers.
December 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I acknowledge that this is a minor issue, but as the world is on fire and we're all going broke, can we do away with the whole "tipped wage" nonsense letting restaurants pay below poverty and make us pick up the slack on top of our soaring restaurant bills? Normalize paying your workers.
There are now bipartisan articles of impeachment being drawn up against Pam Bondi. I think we've found the first moron who has to decide if they're going to jail for this asshole.
Now the question is if Massie and the rest will be as pissed at Trump if he pardons her.
Now the question is if Massie and the rest will be as pissed at Trump if he pardons her.
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There are now bipartisan articles of impeachment being drawn up against Pam Bondi. I think we've found the first moron who has to decide if they're going to jail for this asshole.
Now the question is if Massie and the rest will be as pissed at Trump if he pardons her.
Now the question is if Massie and the rest will be as pissed at Trump if he pardons her.
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Tonight, as people continue to recklessly cover up for His Orangeness, Supreme Commander Donald the First, I'm encouraged by one thought that apparently no one else has considered:
That octogenarian kumquat is declining so fast that he's going to die before he leaves office anyway. He's wearing
That octogenarian kumquat is declining so fast that he's going to die before he leaves office anyway. He's wearing
December 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Tonight, as people continue to recklessly cover up for His Orangeness, Supreme Commander Donald the First, I'm encouraged by one thought that apparently no one else has considered:
That octogenarian kumquat is declining so fast that he's going to die before he leaves office anyway. He's wearing
That octogenarian kumquat is declining so fast that he's going to die before he leaves office anyway. He's wearing
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Why is Trump staring at Marco's crotch like that?
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Why is Trump staring at Marco's crotch like that?
Every needless sneak-signup-riddled windows update startup leaves me wondering for a few minutes how hard it could REALLY be to replace an OS.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Every needless sneak-signup-riddled windows update startup leaves me wondering for a few minutes how hard it could REALLY be to replace an OS.
While we're all focused on how Trump is the worst president possible, let's also acknowledge, spread, and remember that Mike Johnson is an abhorrent person and the worst speaker the House has ever had.
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
While we're all focused on how Trump is the worst president possible, let's also acknowledge, spread, and remember that Mike Johnson is an abhorrent person and the worst speaker the House has ever had.
Remember when we were in history class as kids, and you would get to part where people just seemed cartoonishly stupid and you couldn't understand how they could decide to do something like that? That is us right now. Our grandkids are going to look at the Trump years and wonder why we're so dumb.
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Remember when we were in history class as kids, and you would get to part where people just seemed cartoonishly stupid and you couldn't understand how they could decide to do something like that? That is us right now. Our grandkids are going to look at the Trump years and wonder why we're so dumb.
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Oh yeah? Well my country’s current leader is bringing back coal. Bam.
We’re going to build a high-speed rail network that will connect millions of Canadians, build our economy, and create thousands of high-paying careers.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh yeah? Well my country’s current leader is bringing back coal. Bam.
There are, as far as I've heard, two impeachment motions drafted: one for Hegseth and one for RFK. Allegedly, Jeffries doesn't support them because the GOP won't vote to impeach.
I don't care what the feckless leadership says. Tell your reps that you expect them to support them.
I don't care what the feckless leadership says. Tell your reps that you expect them to support them.
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
There are, as far as I've heard, two impeachment motions drafted: one for Hegseth and one for RFK. Allegedly, Jeffries doesn't support them because the GOP won't vote to impeach.
I don't care what the feckless leadership says. Tell your reps that you expect them to support them.
I don't care what the feckless leadership says. Tell your reps that you expect them to support them.
I got asked a while ago who should be allowed to buy WB if I don't want Paramount or Netflix to buy them. Um, how about NO ONE? We've let these bloated companies get big enough. If they want out of the business, they can liquidate the companies and spin divisions off.
December 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I got asked a while ago who should be allowed to buy WB if I don't want Paramount or Netflix to buy them. Um, how about NO ONE? We've let these bloated companies get big enough. If they want out of the business, they can liquidate the companies and spin divisions off.
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Have a good night 🌙
✌️ I’m out ✊
✌️ I’m out ✊
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Have a good night 🌙
✌️ I’m out ✊
✌️ I’m out ✊
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Bombing boats, when you don't know who or what is on board without stopping to check, and then order the survivors, holding on to the wreckage, killed is murder. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. #wtpBLUE #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #VoteBlue2026
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Bombing boats, when you don't know who or what is on board without stopping to check, and then order the survivors, holding on to the wreckage, killed is murder. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. #wtpBLUE #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #VoteBlue2026
Let's not give Marjorie Taylor Greene any credit for seeing the light. If you think that it's a coincidence that she's grabbed onto a reason to resign as soon as her pension is fully vested, you're delusional. This was always a money and attention grab, nothing more.
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Let's not give Marjorie Taylor Greene any credit for seeing the light. If you think that it's a coincidence that she's grabbed onto a reason to resign as soon as her pension is fully vested, you're delusional. This was always a money and attention grab, nothing more.
Ok, this is not how I expected Bill Clinton to re-enter the political dialogue, but I'm here for it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Ok, this is not how I expected Bill Clinton to re-enter the political dialogue, but I'm here for it.
Amplifying, because why the hell does pedophile-friend Megyn Kelly still have a career?
Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Amplifying, because why the hell does pedophile-friend Megyn Kelly still have a career?
I've tried to be cute and coy about it, but now that he's shutting down the House AGAIN, I'm going to be blunt. Mike Johnson is either in the Epstein files or else Trump has evidence of his own sex crimes, which I can only assume include pedophilia or similar if he's willing to cover for it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I've tried to be cute and coy about it, but now that he's shutting down the House AGAIN, I'm going to be blunt. Mike Johnson is either in the Epstein files or else Trump has evidence of his own sex crimes, which I can only assume include pedophilia or similar if he's willing to cover for it.
Will people calm the hell down?
It's easy to say "oh, play hardball" when you aren't the ones getting hosed by the shutdown. The GOP ostensibly gave what they wanted. If the Dems kept pushing for more, they'd prove the whole "Democrat shutdown" thing right.
#shutdown
It's easy to say "oh, play hardball" when you aren't the ones getting hosed by the shutdown. The GOP ostensibly gave what they wanted. If the Dems kept pushing for more, they'd prove the whole "Democrat shutdown" thing right.
#shutdown
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Will people calm the hell down?
It's easy to say "oh, play hardball" when you aren't the ones getting hosed by the shutdown. The GOP ostensibly gave what they wanted. If the Dems kept pushing for more, they'd prove the whole "Democrat shutdown" thing right.
#shutdown
It's easy to say "oh, play hardball" when you aren't the ones getting hosed by the shutdown. The GOP ostensibly gave what they wanted. If the Dems kept pushing for more, they'd prove the whole "Democrat shutdown" thing right.
#shutdown
Today, as Christians in America go to church, we reflect on the Christian principles that tell us it's better to starve families and deny them health care than prosecute pedophiles for their abuse.
Oh, wait, there are no such principles. So why the ABSOLUTE FUCK do we say Mike Johnson is Christian.
Oh, wait, there are no such principles. So why the ABSOLUTE FUCK do we say Mike Johnson is Christian.
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Today, as Christians in America go to church, we reflect on the Christian principles that tell us it's better to starve families and deny them health care than prosecute pedophiles for their abuse.
Oh, wait, there are no such principles. So why the ABSOLUTE FUCK do we say Mike Johnson is Christian.
Oh, wait, there are no such principles. So why the ABSOLUTE FUCK do we say Mike Johnson is Christian.
Oh look, Bannon is admitting that they've committed crimes.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh look, Bannon is admitting that they've committed crimes.
Why would Mike Johnson, alleged Christian (evidence required) be working so hard and hurting so many people to keep the Epstein files from being released? I'm not saying that he's in them too, but it would sure explain a lot, wouldn't it?
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Why would Mike Johnson, alleged Christian (evidence required) be working so hard and hurting so many people to keep the Epstein files from being released? I'm not saying that he's in them too, but it would sure explain a lot, wouldn't it?