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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 1d

*THE* single most wholesome NFL video you'll watch all week.

Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 1d

The Silliest Things We Saw in the NFL in Week 5:

SkyCam Doink, Crazy Skattebo & The Wildest TD Ever - The Silliest Thing I Saw This Week NFL Week 5

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 12h

Wednesday's *YACHT CLUB* show is ready!
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@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through Week 6 ranks including Joe Flacco's impact on the Bengals, which Chargers RB to start, what to do w/A.J. Brown & more...

...plus: players to consider selling high and buying low!

(subscribe link is 👇)

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Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 12h

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 12h

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 12h

Wednesday's *YACHT CLUB* show is ready!
👂🔔
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk through Week 6 ranks including Joe Flacco's impact on the Bengals, which Chargers RB to start, what to do w/A.J. Brown & more...

...plus: players to consider selling high and buying low!

(subscribe link is 👇)

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 1d

The Harris Index makes its debut for the 2025 season:

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HarrisFootball.com's matchup tool from Christopher Harris: the Harris Index

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 1d

*THE* single most wholesome NFL video you'll watch all week.

Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 1d

The Silliest Things We Saw in the NFL in Week 5:

SkyCam Doink, Crazy Skattebo & The Wildest TD Ever - The Silliest Thing I Saw This Week NFL Week 5

YouTube video by Harris Football

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 1d

The Silliest Things We Saw in the NFL in Week 5:

SkyCam Doink, Crazy Skattebo & The Wildest TD Ever - The Silliest Thing I Saw This Week NFL Week 5

YouTube video by Harris Football

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 1d

Here's our li'l $5 W6 DFS contest if you'd like to play:

www.draftkings.com/draft/contes...

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 1d

Tuesday's Podcast Has...

🏈 A review of Jags over Chiefs on MNF
🏈 Film study of TEN/ARI, MIA/CAR, NYG/NO, LV/IND
🏈 A *sick* mixtape
🏈 Brandon Funston on W6 waivers

Go get it!
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 1d

Podcast

Harris Football is your fantasy football weapon. We ignore the box score and watch game film. Draft strategies, stats and 2021 guide form Harris Football. Draft better. Manage smarter. Win.

www.HarrisFootball.com

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 1d

Tuesday's Podcast Has...

🏈 A review of Jags over Chiefs on MNF
🏈 Film study of TEN/ARI, MIA/CAR, NYG/NO, LV/IND
🏈 A *sick* mixtape
🏈 Brandon Funston on W6 waivers

Go get it!
(link is 👇)

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 2d

Trevor Lawrence Legacy Drive

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 2d

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 2d

throw it away!

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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 2d

I listened to the Geese record yesterday on a drive, and this review nails it.

I explained to a group chat that all of it—from the cover art to the instrumentation to the lyrics to the alternately nerve-wracked/dissociated vocals—captures the derangement of life in the U.S. right now.

Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 7d

Plus @harrisfootball.com on the wild and singular new Geese album Getting Killed www.welcometohellworld.com/im-getting-k...

In “Taxes,” he admits, “I should burn in hell,” but immediately contrasts his sinfulness with his current circumstances, which belong to all of us: “But I don’t deserve this. Nobody deserves this.” And the title track diagnoses: “I’m getting killed by a pretty good life.” None of this comes across as doomerism. It’s more like gallows humor. Somehow the combination of wild loose motley song structures and un-bitter irony captures Our Current Moment of helpless stupidity better than any music I’ve heard during Trump 2. Getting Killed is a manic mess, and so is the world.

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 2d

MONDAY POD 💥💥💥
LET'S GO

Sam Gold joins to help break down the first half of the Week 5 NFL games, and give you some takeaways *you* can use!

It's a really good one!
(link is 👇)

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 2d

Podcast

Harris Football is your fantasy football weapon. We ignore the box score and watch game film. Draft strategies, stats and 2021 guide form Harris Football. Draft better. Manage smarter. Win.

www.HarrisFootball.com

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 2d

MONDAY POD 💥💥💥
LET'S GO

Sam Gold joins to help break down the first half of the Week 5 NFL games, and give you some takeaways *you* can use!

It's a really good one!
(link is 👇)

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 3d

* holes

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 3d

My baseball cap? Oh, yeah. It has breathable quick-drying technology.

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 3d

I don't know why they keep interrupting these A.I. commercials with a football game.

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austin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 5d

"There probably is no zeitgeist anymore, but if there is, new rock songs aren’t in it. Getting Killed sounds big and weird and to the extent I 'get' it now, it took a bunch of listens. It wasn’t easy. It didn’t sound like a thing that would break through."

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I’m getting killed by a pretty good life

On Geese and Getting Killed

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 5d

FRIDAY PODCAST ... is a go! ✨

Cousin Josh joins to talk about FIVE PLAYERS we would TRADE AWAY before this weekend...

...plus I'll review the Thursday #SFvLAR game, talk W5 injuries, and play an insane mixtape.

Go get it!
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 5d

It's not anymore. That's a Libsyn (where I host) problem that's plagued me all week, but you're good now.

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