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A man hands you a box telling you it's full of your worst fears. The reality is the box is empty but oh how you fill it still.
hatthebutcher.bsky.social
However the missile having an existential crisis as a side mission is kind of compelling it's pretty endearing, very sweet even.
hatthebutcher.bsky.social
So movement feels incredible in BL4 like being good at doom eternal with the dashes and airborne stuff. Easily the best BL game in terms of game play which is honestly all I care about in BL. If I want a compelling narrative I'll go play almost any other video game or read a book.
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I think I heard this issue was worse on PS5 and ol Randy said "well just rest the game after 30 minutes to an hour.... And I'm like Randy just shut up, go in the corner eat your go gurt and let the adult devs do their job xD
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Consoles are getting frame rate drops after 30 minutes that gets worse the longer you go because of a memory leak. They're doing an emergency patch for it. It's all just crazy. I love the game but Pitchford is making things worse every time he opens his dumb mouth
hatthebutcher.bsky.social
I'm playing Rafa.... Why aren't we steam friends xD
hatthebutcher.bsky.social
I have an embarrassingly good computer.... You shouldn't need that to play a fucking boarderlands game, and Randy should shut the fuck up and be fired forever. Gearbox made a great game. Boarderlands is my favourite FPS. Game play wise this is the best one I just wish people could actually play it
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Speaking of 4, boarderlands 4! I wish studios didn't have CEOs so maybe they could shut the fuck up long enough to listen to issues. BL4 is so fun.... Like legitimately it's great... That is stymied by the fact that it's unoptimized for a lot of people. I personally am not feeling that--
hatthebutcher.bsky.social
The only augmented reality glasses I want are those ones that one pervert dude in thirteen ghost wore before two slabs of glass cut him in half
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internethippo.bsky.social
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts
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izzyzaw.bsky.social
I believe that we should be afforded the same grace and dignity in death that we gave our perceived enemies in life. So when I die, you can talk SO much shit. Just roast the hell out of me
hatthebutcher.bsky.social
Dan is a quality follow for sure. On the flip side Probgoblin is someone people can also follow..... They shouldn't....I'm stuck here with him but others should save them selves.
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Loops shouldn't hog all the fun we should disintegrate other things too.
hatthebutcher.bsky.social
I've played 3r and 5r. I was going to wait for the 4 remake later but I couldn't wait xD
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Geddy Lee hates the Keebler elves and allegedly set fire to their stupid forest home
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Floating some ideas to John Nabisco on how we should kill the keebler elves with an axe
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Catch me melding with the divine machinery. Endless miles of wire bundle together in a now living heaving mass of fiberoptics. On the upper floors a middle management guy sets his password to "PasswordCompanyname"
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Our whining god made of spare brush motors and a bucket full of TEMU fire sale raspberry PIs. It wants us to kill it.
hatthebutcher.bsky.social
Some of the bosses are "Flow state the video game" after they've killed you a few times. You snap back to reality and the boss is dead. It's a good time!
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You don't HAVE to. It's not like one is any easier than the other. I do like silksong better but that has more to do with the fact I like Hornet better than Knight
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The bug game is good.
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I'm not sure a body is supposed to contort like that when shoved into a transmission pylon, but like who am I to judge. I already was sucked into a TV so like not even the strangest thing I've experienced this week. Doesn't even crack top 3

Persona 4 golden musings
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batkaren.bsky.social
"Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?" she asks.

"What's a matter baby?" I ask.

I'm shown a newborn so dense the fabric of space-time sags in a deep gravity well, drawing nearby celestial objects inextricably towards it.

"Uhhhhhh… The bricks, I guess?"
hatthebutcher.bsky.social
You mean the needles? You know what Hornet has to say about that, Zappa!
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Also persona 4 golden is fucking silent! Where is the music in the talk segments...Do I have a setting wrong or do some of the talking segments just have no music....