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halloween kepburn 🎃

@hattie.meangirls.online

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lapsed music critic and current hobby photographer. pretyy girl. left of liberal. pronouns: don't overthink it

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halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · Jul 22

Sluggo: I wish you'd post normal posts
Eric: Sorry - but I find it impossible to subdue my penchant for BANGERS

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halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 1h

"it smells like updike in here"

"the author?"

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i’m abby now @onyxandsalt.bsky.social · 3h

there just seems to be something about the music industry that every few years a critical mass of people who you’d think would know better lose their minds over a dude with mid sounds and a slightly weird voice

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halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 3h

i exist along this line

a line drawn from the crusty butch corner to the ethereal femme corner

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 3h

no really that's my thing with them too like if pitchfork gives out a 9.0+ i expect it has to be somewhat groundbreaking and fresh but then it's just "oh wow its a guy who sings songs about morally grey characters and stuff"

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 3h

also the singers mom is polyamory author Molly Winter

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 3h

i couldn't even make it through "Taxes" like it's obvious from the jump that this is just Boring and Overhyped

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halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · Jun 17

what a great day to be madly in love with my girlfriend 🥰🥰🥰

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halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 15h

oh. huh.

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 15h

it;s a good podcast i enjoy it

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 18h

AWOOGA

👻🦇Sarah🧛🏻🎃 @13thgravegypt.bsky.social · 20h

He deserves this

The fan with the dump 61/62 here shirt got to meet Cal after the game and get a bat and ball autographed by Cal.

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 18h

@regretagarbo.rip THIS is why he, of all players, is called "big dumper"

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halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 16d

life imitates art

hattie standing next to a statue and imitating its pose

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halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 21h

daughter of rot

a diseased tree with a deformity on its trunk that resembles a ghostly face

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halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 22h

fingers crossed for you!

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 22h

Somehow it all comes down to Landlords being Landlords

Amano Jack @amano-jack.bsky.social · 1d

Just in case someone missed this detail:
Wells Fargo used the ICE orks to clear out a building of lawful residents to make a buck

Again, a military terror purge was carried out with naked children in handcuffs for the benefit of Wells Fargo execs

A corrupt corp that will bleat at any reciprocity

flipinidaho @flipinidaho.bsky.social · 1d

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 22h

have you emailed your prof to see if you can re-submit the right file?

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halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 23h

why can;t my boobs appear as big as they feel

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 23h

>i take a picture of my boobs

>it;s basically identical to every other picture i;ve taken of my boobs

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halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 1d

❌️

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 1d

why are u throwing hands with strangers instead of throwing yr ARMS around yr WIFE

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 1d

the EITTÅH is just a cotton dish towel with a blue & yellow stripe on it

✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 1d

the LÅTSŸRK does not look like a comfortable chair, but it is, i promise, i promise its a chair and not the 2020s version of a medieval torture device

Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 1d

Your IKEA product is your name, spelled backwards, with an umlaut.

I am Arön, a $6 fairly dim smart light bulb that only fits chandelier style fixtures, but is IFTTT compatible.

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halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · Jun 18

the album Hypnic Jerks by Spirit of the Beehive 2018

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halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 1d

the next mort3mer follow up had BETTER be "i do my wife's makeup"

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 1d

hey can someone make this make sense please? You all dragged my friend for not being Online or Tech-savvy enough to understand why AI scraping companies never lie about anything so I'm curious about why harassing them was OK to do thanks

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 1d

like CHRIST we just caught bsky leadership lying through their teeth about how their service works but all of a sudden when the AI content scraping company says "we don't use your images for training" it's "well obviously they would never lie about something like that"

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 1d

you;re gonna be singing a different tune when we inevitably discover that actually, yeah, the AI scraping company lied about not using our data and images

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Ari :))) @trailmommy.meangirls.online · 1d

I get all my dopamine from this dope of mine

halloween kepburn 🎃 @hattie.meangirls.online · 1d

anyway;

Ari in a red jacket and red fox ears and hattie in a black gothy long sleeve dress and wide black hat. hattie's eyeliner has little adornments that resemble the cover of 'elseq' by autechre

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