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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · Aug 25

NNNNnnnnAAAtionwiiiiiide is eeooOoonnn yo sIIIIiiIiIIIIiIiiiide

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 18h

I want to run and hug her 🥹

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 19h

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 19h

Wait what??

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 21h

If you live anywhere on earth and you hear screaming right now, it’s me 😭

SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 22h

So she got him out of his......shell

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 21h

All of this.

thickamus prime @0hbetave.bsky.social · 21h

A memoir? She's unknown and we don't like him enough to care.

✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 21h

We should know so much less about people — and while we’re at it we should also bring back either taking some things to your grave or journals/diaries altogether.

No one needs you to monetize your romance with a man who has the looks of a Ghoulie with the personality of the monsters from Tremors.

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 22h

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

I pray for the day I don’t need a code word because they carry no relevance in my/our lives. Until then, the creative names will always crack me up.

SWIIRL @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 1d

😭 milk bugs is sending me...

What's your favorite way to refer to them? I usually go with white walkers or sun dodgers
#blacksky

💫 11•02 💫 your favorite Scorpio | they/them @lenadreamsingld.blacksky.app · 1d

Milk bugs be so mad when they don’t have access to us. Cause they know deep down integration benefitted them more than us.

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

Don’t let it stress you. Baking is the reason why trust the process exists. Just lean in and have fun. It’s a beautiful medium!

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

Luke, I’m going to buy that one for sure but what else is going on??

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

Oh tell me MORE

kash @thisiskashmir.com · 1d

Also: LMK!

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

But tbh I’m on the patoot/baddie cusp and it’s mainly a height thing.

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

Real ones know 🙂

Saint Badman 🥀🤞🏿❤️‍🔥 @infamousbrave.blacksky.app · 1d

Cutie pies are more dangerous than baddies

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

Tomorrow I’m going to figure out how to secure a big salad, 1 Korean chicken wing, and a hammock of truffle fries. Mark my words.

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

Heavy on this.

StrangeKeith @keithxthomas.blacksky.app · 1d

They need to have some self-reflection and realize why everyone wanna get away from them

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 1d

I already deal with white people in my daily life, I’m not tryna deal with them ONLINE too.

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

Even likes scare me. Men are out here using free AI apps to animate women’s photos in disgusting ways.

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

1. Baking is chemistry and it’s the most challenging culinary art. Sincerely, a whole pastry chef
2. I promise you this lady uses jarred Alfredo sauce on cereal.

Jay @jayatnite.bsky.social · 1d

Like "Damn my fault for being moderately self sufficient."

I've had some version of this said to me a few times.

I feel like out of all the sassy shit I do, cooking ain't one of em.

When I get in my baking bag? Maybe?

owavee.bsky.social @owavee.bsky.social · 1d

we can’t do shit lol

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

Partnership is way more fun that way

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

Hello

Rasberrytee33 @rasberrytee33.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a life skill.

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

In general I just feel like being a gender cop is literally the dumbest thing you can do in 2025. Everyone needs to focus on being a whole person and stop carrying deficits expecting someone else to complete you.

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d

It’s not sassy at all and literally you need to know how to cook at least basic things. If you decide you don’t care to cook for yourself, cool I guess but you def know how to. You’re an adult.

owavee.bsky.social @owavee.bsky.social · 1d

we can’t do shit lol