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I'm just shitposting before my family finds me
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Ok let me
Try to do a little shitpost on here:

Andrew Tate? More like Andrew taint
September 22, 2023 at 2:35 AM
we should be more concerned about crabs taking over the fucking world
September 21, 2023 at 5:02 AM
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Spark joy or die.
September 13, 2023 at 8:40 PM
is anyone else weirdly horny for John Oliver's impression of Shrek
September 12, 2023 at 4:13 PM
can someone mail me some 505 green chile salsa pls
September 12, 2023 at 5:23 AM
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Me, flirting: *waiting for you to flirt with me*
August 16, 2023 at 12:18 AM
does anyone here know what fossils taste like? Asking for a friend
September 12, 2023 at 4:51 AM
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WHO ELSE - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 11, 2023 at 8:35 PM
shitposting before They Find Me
September 12, 2023 at 4:39 AM
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Introducing Boilet, the FIRST toilet that keeps the bowl water at a perfect 100 degrees Celsius
September 11, 2023 at 10:45 PM
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are we still calling them skeets i hope so
September 12, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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Young people are always like “he’s got rizz!” and “tiktok!!” and “I’ve never known life without Patriot Act surveillance!!”
September 12, 2023 at 2:04 AM