Hayls
@hayls.bsky.social
It’s not about the cheese. It’s about the fun.
You may know me as Rotties.
You may know me as Rotties.
This is exactly what someone covering up a murder would say.
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 PM
This is exactly what someone covering up a murder would say.
Oh yes. And the hot shower feels brilliant
January 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Oh yes. And the hot shower feels brilliant
It was bracing, but oddly it’s a bit easier to get in the cold sea when you’re already cold.
January 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
It was bracing, but oddly it’s a bit easier to get in the cold sea when you’re already cold.
I am now desperate for sausage, chips, and curry sauce.
January 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I am now desperate for sausage, chips, and curry sauce.
That’s an excellent choice. I’m more of a curry sauce woman, but I understand that not everyone is.
January 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
That’s an excellent choice. I’m more of a curry sauce woman, but I understand that not everyone is.
Nice. What are you having?
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Nice. What are you having?
And now I’m sobbing at White Wine in the Sun. Because my baby is 50 miles away in Cheltenham. Might turn YouTube off now.
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
And now I’m sobbing at White Wine in the Sun. Because my baby is 50 miles away in Cheltenham. Might turn YouTube off now.
YES. The fanciest toilet, with the longest walk to get there
December 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
YES. The fanciest toilet, with the longest walk to get there
I loved it. It felt like a proper old-fashioned Christmas special, and I laughed out loud more than once.
December 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I loved it. It felt like a proper old-fashioned Christmas special, and I laughed out loud more than once.
He is about 18 months, according to the vet, but he was a stray so we don’t know any of his background. He’s lush, so gentle and happy, and getting a little bit naughtier as he gets more confident
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
He is about 18 months, according to the vet, but he was a stray so we don’t know any of his background. He’s lush, so gentle and happy, and getting a little bit naughtier as he gets more confident
Penny is living her best life. Bram arrived after everyone had absolutely said there would be no more dogs.
J was so cross when I told him
J was so cross when I told him
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Penny is living her best life. Bram arrived after everyone had absolutely said there would be no more dogs.
J was so cross when I told him
J was so cross when I told him
I HAVE A CHRISTMAS DOG. But we will probably keep him past 12th night
December 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I HAVE A CHRISTMAS DOG. But we will probably keep him past 12th night
We’re all besotted. He’s so lovely, and even with massive boots to fill he has slotted in beautifully. And he is just naughty enough
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We’re all besotted. He’s so lovely, and even with massive boots to fill he has slotted in beautifully. And he is just naughty enough
That sounds fantastic. What lucky youths they are to have you and each other. He’s had an absolute ball. Running off lead with his new mate, pub trip, Christmas Eve party, and my friend bought him a squeaky dumbbell. Best life for this pup
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
That sounds fantastic. What lucky youths they are to have you and each other. He’s had an absolute ball. Running off lead with his new mate, pub trip, Christmas Eve party, and my friend bought him a squeaky dumbbell. Best life for this pup