Hazmatmonkey
@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social
Constant seeker and wanderer. Tired from the journey.
So taking a firearm to a protest is a bad thing? Lopsided rules, my friends.
January 31, 2026 at 4:24 PM
So taking a firearm to a protest is a bad thing? Lopsided rules, my friends.
Nope. Nothing to be worried about here. 40 Cal suit? Apparently they are on a diet.
January 20, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Nope. Nothing to be worried about here. 40 Cal suit? Apparently they are on a diet.
Nothing to see here!
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Nothing to see here!
Daily Hunter. His memory needs to be taught and his words spoken again. He was our political Nostradamus.
January 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Daily Hunter. His memory needs to be taught and his words spoken again. He was our political Nostradamus.
This about says it all.
January 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
This about says it all.
As seen in my back yard. I'm getting ready to give them a Darwin Award if they cut our power lines. After I cook smores on their smoky carcass.
December 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
As seen in my back yard. I'm getting ready to give them a Darwin Award if they cut our power lines. After I cook smores on their smoky carcass.
It's head in the clouds kind of day.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's head in the clouds kind of day.
Who else made playlists? I found these in an old box; now I need to find rca cables for my tape deck!
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Who else made playlists? I found these in an old box; now I need to find rca cables for my tape deck!
They're saying the Kennedy CDC is trying to save children. I agree; he wants them to get to 10 years old so his masters have fresh meat to maul.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
They're saying the Kennedy CDC is trying to save children. I agree; he wants them to get to 10 years old so his masters have fresh meat to maul.
Losing my cat made me hope for a kitty heaven for her. She stuck around through my hell and never wavered.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Losing my cat made me hope for a kitty heaven for her. She stuck around through my hell and never wavered.
Apparently they're running a sale. Almost a year ago.
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Apparently they're running a sale. Almost a year ago.
They can't plow all our streets, but I'll be damned if they aren't used for crowd control.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
They can't plow all our streets, but I'll be damned if they aren't used for crowd control.
The UFCW has better hiring practices than Republicans.
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The UFCW has better hiring practices than Republicans.
For all the creatures of the night, that they may bask in sheer delight. Release your heartache, release your fear, and release that which is not your true self.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
For all the creatures of the night, that they may bask in sheer delight. Release your heartache, release your fear, and release that which is not your true self.
This year marks Lucky 13 for us. I woke up to Life 2.0 today; such a magnificent anniversary present. It is a new way, this enjoying simplicity. We're truly blessed by it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:58 AM
This year marks Lucky 13 for us. I woke up to Life 2.0 today; such a magnificent anniversary present. It is a new way, this enjoying simplicity. We're truly blessed by it.
The Bronze! We need Rockatansky to find and brand this troll.
October 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The Bronze! We need Rockatansky to find and brand this troll.
We're taking bets on who garlges the Orange one's love sauce. Bondi? Noem? Jungle Gym Jordan?
October 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
We're taking bets on who garlges the Orange one's love sauce. Bondi? Noem? Jungle Gym Jordan?
A view I'd like to keep. But when you dread getting up, and your boss is more aggravated than you, it makes life tough. Strength beyond strength is needed today.
October 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
A view I'd like to keep. But when you dread getting up, and your boss is more aggravated than you, it makes life tough. Strength beyond strength is needed today.
Maybe they can fill it with water and have galley races. Or lions and convicts. Does "Fall of the Roman Empire" sound familiar?
October 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Maybe they can fill it with water and have galley races. Or lions and convicts. Does "Fall of the Roman Empire" sound familiar?
Has anyone else asked for HUD to remove this utterly disgusting blurb? It's a Hatch Act/Ethics violation? Utter shite.
October 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Has anyone else asked for HUD to remove this utterly disgusting blurb? It's a Hatch Act/Ethics violation? Utter shite.
Re-read The Grapes of Wrath as an adult. Understand that there are always disenfranchised people, and they're being isolated. Knowing they are there will help you see today's society. And the ruling class will lie to you and say, "It's okay, nothing to see here."
August 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Re-read The Grapes of Wrath as an adult. Understand that there are always disenfranchised people, and they're being isolated. Knowing they are there will help you see today's society. And the ruling class will lie to you and say, "It's okay, nothing to see here."
20 years ago. Almonaster Blvd. Nothing like water moccasins and tank cars of chemicals baking in the sun, post landfall. Way too many orange Xs on homes. Some with 0/A on the bottom.
August 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
20 years ago. Almonaster Blvd. Nothing like water moccasins and tank cars of chemicals baking in the sun, post landfall. Way too many orange Xs on homes. Some with 0/A on the bottom.
To this day, I still love German. Ask your buddies this question. And try not to giggle.
June 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
To this day, I still love German. Ask your buddies this question. And try not to giggle.
Not a bad view from the office today.
June 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Not a bad view from the office today.