Hazmatmonkey
@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social
Constant seeker and wanderer. Tired from the journey.
This about says it all.
January 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
This about says it all.
@cleveland19.com if you're dumb enough to self immolate because of something on Tlk Tok, you deserve it. Thank you for thinning the herd.
December 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@cleveland19.com if you're dumb enough to self immolate because of something on Tlk Tok, you deserve it. Thank you for thinning the herd.
As seen in my back yard. I'm getting ready to give them a Darwin Award if they cut our power lines. After I cook smores on their smoky carcass.
December 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
As seen in my back yard. I'm getting ready to give them a Darwin Award if they cut our power lines. After I cook smores on their smoky carcass.
It's head in the clouds kind of day.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's head in the clouds kind of day.
Who else made playlists? I found these in an old box; now I need to find rca cables for my tape deck!
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Who else made playlists? I found these in an old box; now I need to find rca cables for my tape deck!
They're saying the Kennedy CDC is trying to save children. I agree; he wants them to get to 10 years old so his masters have fresh meat to maul.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
They're saying the Kennedy CDC is trying to save children. I agree; he wants them to get to 10 years old so his masters have fresh meat to maul.
Losing my cat made me hope for a kitty heaven for her. She stuck around through my hell and never wavered.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Losing my cat made me hope for a kitty heaven for her. She stuck around through my hell and never wavered.
I put a bullet through my neck a couple years back. I’ve come to believe I didn't make it, and that every day I live is another repeat of Hell. Prove me wrong.
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I put a bullet through my neck a couple years back. I’ve come to believe I didn't make it, and that every day I live is another repeat of Hell. Prove me wrong.
To all those in Venzuela, duck and cover. These fools are after your oil and will spare no expense to get richer. I mourn for us all.
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
To all those in Venzuela, duck and cover. These fools are after your oil and will spare no expense to get richer. I mourn for us all.
Apparently they're running a sale. Almost a year ago.
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Apparently they're running a sale. Almost a year ago.
Cassiopeia is above me at 8:44. Where am I?
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Cassiopeia is above me at 8:44. Where am I?
Let's skip to the ending. Cheeto Jesus invades Venezuela and captures their oil fields. Then is crowned king, ad infinitum. Look plausible?
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Let's skip to the ending. Cheeto Jesus invades Venezuela and captures their oil fields. Then is crowned king, ad infinitum. Look plausible?
They can't plow all our streets, but I'll be damned if they aren't used for crowd control.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
They can't plow all our streets, but I'll be damned if they aren't used for crowd control.
The UFCW has better hiring practices than Republicans.
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The UFCW has better hiring practices than Republicans.
For all the creatures of the night, that they may bask in sheer delight. Release your heartache, release your fear, and release that which is not your true self.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
For all the creatures of the night, that they may bask in sheer delight. Release your heartache, release your fear, and release that which is not your true self.
This year marks Lucky 13 for us. I woke up to Life 2.0 today; such a magnificent anniversary present. It is a new way, this enjoying simplicity. We're truly blessed by it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:58 AM
This year marks Lucky 13 for us. I woke up to Life 2.0 today; such a magnificent anniversary present. It is a new way, this enjoying simplicity. We're truly blessed by it.
Thank you, my love. The only thing I ever need is a bit of magick in my heart. On this blessed day 13 years ago, I was given it so plentifully that it comes back every night...
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Thank you, my love. The only thing I ever need is a bit of magick in my heart. On this blessed day 13 years ago, I was given it so plentifully that it comes back every night...
As the darkness draws near, See the cycle of the year, As the light now goes within, Let the hallows dance begin! A Joyous Samhain to all; at the end of the year, so begins the new. Blessed be. Release that which no longer serves you.
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
As the darkness draws near, See the cycle of the year, As the light now goes within, Let the hallows dance begin! A Joyous Samhain to all; at the end of the year, so begins the new. Blessed be. Release that which no longer serves you.
It starts with me. It starts with you. Where one is oppressed, all are. Be safe.
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October 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It starts with me. It starts with you. Where one is oppressed, all are. Be safe.
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If you want to help us with legal expenses as we stand up to Trump, you can chip in at katforillinois.com/legal!
If you weren't before, you certainly on the national political stage now, Kat.
Is there a GoFundMe account started for you yet? A lot of us will contribute as much as we can.
Is there a GoFundMe account started for you yet? A lot of us will contribute as much as we can.
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you want to help us with legal expenses as we stand up to Trump, you can chip in at katforillinois.com/legal!
The Bronze! We need Rockatansky to find and brand this troll.
October 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The Bronze! We need Rockatansky to find and brand this troll.
A view I'd like to keep. But when you dread getting up, and your boss is more aggravated than you, it makes life tough. Strength beyond strength is needed today.
October 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
A view I'd like to keep. But when you dread getting up, and your boss is more aggravated than you, it makes life tough. Strength beyond strength is needed today.
My boss "do you know your career here is finished?" Me,"no, but if you sing a few lines, I can hum along." Blow me.
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October 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My boss "do you know your career here is finished?" Me,"no, but if you sing a few lines, I can hum along." Blow me.
Maybe they can fill it with water and have galley races. Or lions and convicts. Does "Fall of the Roman Empire" sound familiar?
October 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Maybe they can fill it with water and have galley races. Or lions and convicts. Does "Fall of the Roman Empire" sound familiar?
Has anyone else asked for HUD to remove this utterly disgusting blurb? It's a Hatch Act/Ethics violation? Utter shite.
October 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Has anyone else asked for HUD to remove this utterly disgusting blurb? It's a Hatch Act/Ethics violation? Utter shite.