Crab Rave (Avery's Version)
@headlessmami.bsky.social
trans guy, he/him✨shitposts about queer/trans shit, wrestling and life as a crab person🦀 hopin’ the high life is more than me just gettin’ high🍃 proudly T4T🏳️⚧️ wanted for girldickriding without a license 🚨😎 contents may change to livejournal without warning⚠️
🚨POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC🚨
This is Willow, she is literally twenty years old this year and you would never know
@jamiesessions.bsky.social and I adopted her as a kitten, she traveled back to NC with me and after a few moves she was rehomed with a friend where she stays thriving
This is Willow, she is literally twenty years old this year and you would never know
@jamiesessions.bsky.social and I adopted her as a kitten, she traveled back to NC with me and after a few moves she was rehomed with a friend where she stays thriving
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 AM
🚨POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC🚨
This is Willow, she is literally twenty years old this year and you would never know
@jamiesessions.bsky.social and I adopted her as a kitten, she traveled back to NC with me and after a few moves she was rehomed with a friend where she stays thriving
This is Willow, she is literally twenty years old this year and you would never know
@jamiesessions.bsky.social and I adopted her as a kitten, she traveled back to NC with me and after a few moves she was rehomed with a friend where she stays thriving
GIRL DINNERRRRR 🌯🥤
January 21, 2026 at 3:19 AM
GIRL DINNERRRRR 🌯🥤
mine are hidden behind my second monitor and a bunch of figs but they're these bad boys which someone is apparently trying to sell on ebay for $70. model VS2620 if anyone gives a shit.
I think I paid $6.
if anyone in the DMV knows a thrift shop like the Scrap Exchange back in the Triangle lmk ayyy
I think I paid $6.
if anyone in the DMV knows a thrift shop like the Scrap Exchange back in the Triangle lmk ayyy
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM
mine are hidden behind my second monitor and a bunch of figs but they're these bad boys which someone is apparently trying to sell on ebay for $70. model VS2620 if anyone gives a shit.
I think I paid $6.
if anyone in the DMV knows a thrift shop like the Scrap Exchange back in the Triangle lmk ayyy
I think I paid $6.
if anyone in the DMV knows a thrift shop like the Scrap Exchange back in the Triangle lmk ayyy
manifesting summer vibes since it’s currently snowing outside again and I hate it
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
manifesting summer vibes since it’s currently snowing outside again and I hate it
Also not a Conglomerate, but a goofy fufu about to get a sassy southern belle makeover 👀
Matron Momma Marmalade runs catering for the Conglomeration! She whips up sweet treats on the daily and keeps the crew in good spirits 🥰 pictured next to Cassidy just to show how different they are lmao!
Matron Momma Marmalade runs catering for the Conglomeration! She whips up sweet treats on the daily and keeps the crew in good spirits 🥰 pictured next to Cassidy just to show how different they are lmao!
January 17, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Also not a Conglomerate, but a goofy fufu about to get a sassy southern belle makeover 👀
Matron Momma Marmalade runs catering for the Conglomeration! She whips up sweet treats on the daily and keeps the crew in good spirits 🥰 pictured next to Cassidy just to show how different they are lmao!
Matron Momma Marmalade runs catering for the Conglomeration! She whips up sweet treats on the daily and keeps the crew in good spirits 🥰 pictured next to Cassidy just to show how different they are lmao!
now has Stokely carjacked a poor old granny here to rob the cocoa stand, or are the two of them in cahoots 🤔🤔
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
now has Stokely carjacked a poor old granny here to rob the cocoa stand, or are the two of them in cahoots 🤔🤔
the horrors persist so imma do my part to provide some distraction ig
Stokely went and found himself a gf somehow 🤯 the newest Conglomerate is a PFL N (lmao, ofc) newly christened Natalya!
this means that bubu Stokely officially has more hoes than his namesake 🙌🙌
Stokely went and found himself a gf somehow 🤯 the newest Conglomerate is a PFL N (lmao, ofc) newly christened Natalya!
this means that bubu Stokely officially has more hoes than his namesake 🙌🙌
January 17, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the horrors persist so imma do my part to provide some distraction ig
Stokely went and found himself a gf somehow 🤯 the newest Conglomerate is a PFL N (lmao, ofc) newly christened Natalya!
this means that bubu Stokely officially has more hoes than his namesake 🙌🙌
Stokely went and found himself a gf somehow 🤯 the newest Conglomerate is a PFL N (lmao, ofc) newly christened Natalya!
this means that bubu Stokely officially has more hoes than his namesake 🙌🙌
also it turns out I broke the brown cat body while extracting the faceplate whoops 😅 so these are the customs currently! I think the pink cat looks much better with that face and Grompy Bean looks nice in white so it works out 🤷
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
also it turns out I broke the brown cat body while extracting the faceplate whoops 😅 so these are the customs currently! I think the pink cat looks much better with that face and Grompy Bean looks nice in white so it works out 🤷
have decided any special eyed bb3s get to be Conglomerates while boba eyes get to be painting practice.
definitely not great at this yet but I’m getting somewhere!
definitely not great at this yet but I’m getting somewhere!
January 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
have decided any special eyed bb3s get to be Conglomerates while boba eyes get to be painting practice.
definitely not great at this yet but I’m getting somewhere!
definitely not great at this yet but I’m getting somewhere!
the newest Conglomerate has arrived, technically a week or so ago but she just got her Conglomeration name 😊 pls welcome Lady Frost, she’s a yet-tay 🧊😈
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
the newest Conglomerate has arrived, technically a week or so ago but she just got her Conglomeration name 😊 pls welcome Lady Frost, she’s a yet-tay 🧊😈
the second half of the playlist was the “aw shit they gon’ fuck” part
multi fuckin purpose
multi fuckin purpose
January 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
the second half of the playlist was the “aw shit they gon’ fuck” part
multi fuckin purpose
multi fuckin purpose
v amused by this shirt @jboykitten.bsky.social’s partner alerted me to which I had to instabuy.
he ofc is now slightly annoyed with her for enabling my bad habits 😹
he ofc is now slightly annoyed with her for enabling my bad habits 😹
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
v amused by this shirt @jboykitten.bsky.social’s partner alerted me to which I had to instabuy.
he ofc is now slightly annoyed with her for enabling my bad habits 😹
he ofc is now slightly annoyed with her for enabling my bad habits 😹
gotta say, the slogan here does not inspire confidence in this eatery whatsoever lmao
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
gotta say, the slogan here does not inspire confidence in this eatery whatsoever lmao
Tips to Impress with Stokely Rathaway, vol. 1:
instead of wasting cash at the cafe, make your fancy drinks at home and write all on the cup like your fave barista made it specially for you. everyone will be impressed with your ratty rizz 😎🐀
instead of wasting cash at the cafe, make your fancy drinks at home and write all on the cup like your fave barista made it specially for you. everyone will be impressed with your ratty rizz 😎🐀
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Tips to Impress with Stokely Rathaway, vol. 1:
instead of wasting cash at the cafe, make your fancy drinks at home and write all on the cup like your fave barista made it specially for you. everyone will be impressed with your ratty rizz 😎🐀
instead of wasting cash at the cafe, make your fancy drinks at home and write all on the cup like your fave barista made it specially for you. everyone will be impressed with your ratty rizz 😎🐀
ayyy caught a second shiny hathoot which means time to evolve and add to the goofy nickname fam yay
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
ayyy caught a second shiny hathoot which means time to evolve and add to the goofy nickname fam yay
the in-laws sent the annual Box O’ Meat for Christmas again so since neither of us have the spoons for the party we planned to go to it’s time to play amateur steakhouse tonight yay
should have included a cross section but I inhaled this too quickly to get a good one sorry not sorry
should have included a cross section but I inhaled this too quickly to get a good one sorry not sorry
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
the in-laws sent the annual Box O’ Meat for Christmas again so since neither of us have the spoons for the party we planned to go to it’s time to play amateur steakhouse tonight yay
should have included a cross section but I inhaled this too quickly to get a good one sorry not sorry
should have included a cross section but I inhaled this too quickly to get a good one sorry not sorry
one of my favorite stories is how @jamiesessions.bsky.social and I met Rob Van Dam at a Huddle House in N. Augusta after December to Dismember
we weren’t going to bother him but our waitress fangirled out harder than we did and got him to take pics with all of us on my flip phone 😂
we weren’t going to bother him but our waitress fangirled out harder than we did and got him to take pics with all of us on my flip phone 😂
December 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
one of my favorite stories is how @jamiesessions.bsky.social and I met Rob Van Dam at a Huddle House in N. Augusta after December to Dismember
we weren’t going to bother him but our waitress fangirled out harder than we did and got him to take pics with all of us on my flip phone 😂
we weren’t going to bother him but our waitress fangirled out harder than we did and got him to take pics with all of us on my flip phone 😂
Found this absolutely amazing piece of artwork at Goodwill for the princely sum of $8 🤯 immediately had to take it home with me for the bedroom
I swear once again the framing alone probably cost at least quadruple that. also definitely going to look up more of this artist’s work now
I swear once again the framing alone probably cost at least quadruple that. also definitely going to look up more of this artist’s work now
December 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Found this absolutely amazing piece of artwork at Goodwill for the princely sum of $8 🤯 immediately had to take it home with me for the bedroom
I swear once again the framing alone probably cost at least quadruple that. also definitely going to look up more of this artist’s work now
I swear once again the framing alone probably cost at least quadruple that. also definitely going to look up more of this artist’s work now
found some boxless fufus (the best kind) at Burlington for $10 apiece and they are the perfect canvas for me to fuck around with customization on! Just alcohol markers and gloved fingers to blend in, went great!
I plan on messing around with UV gel nail polish for some facial features as well 😊
I plan on messing around with UV gel nail polish for some facial features as well 😊
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
found some boxless fufus (the best kind) at Burlington for $10 apiece and they are the perfect canvas for me to fuck around with customization on! Just alcohol markers and gloved fingers to blend in, went great!
I plan on messing around with UV gel nail polish for some facial features as well 😊
I plan on messing around with UV gel nail polish for some facial features as well 😊
this is my goddamn brother lmao. the queerness, it is clearly blood shared
December 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
this is my goddamn brother lmao. the queerness, it is clearly blood shared
also I spent way too long captioning this for Reddit so you are going to learn their names whether you want to or not lmao
![the same photo from the above post but with the bubus’ names superimposed on top. their names are:
Max (Maxwell Jacob Fufu), Blake (Vanilla Bubu), Sam/Sammy, Harley, Skye, Kidd Bubu, Cassidy, [ex-Princess] Nana, Buff (the Stuffed), Stormy (the grey cat, labeled Honorary Bubu), Owen and Stokely 🐀](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q6t3z2o32n7o34oa5y6ef5ec/bafkreifk6lxjtmtfh356mhgwt2gnyoyyvsnnefs4eqtkz3p6ncgoqjmnwe@jpeg)
December 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
also I spent way too long captioning this for Reddit so you are going to learn their names whether you want to or not lmao
Gathered the kids around for a holiday group portrait, they only stayed still bc I promised them all plenty of soup afterward
idk why soup became a thing in bubu lore but it tickles me
idk why soup became a thing in bubu lore but it tickles me
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Gathered the kids around for a holiday group portrait, they only stayed still bc I promised them all plenty of soup afterward
idk why soup became a thing in bubu lore but it tickles me
idk why soup became a thing in bubu lore but it tickles me
Skye cannot WAIT to get out of this stuffy ass dress and back to something more comfortable for committing minor arson in 🎄🔥🧯
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Skye cannot WAIT to get out of this stuffy ass dress and back to something more comfortable for committing minor arson in 🎄🔥🧯
times getting so tough I gotta make the kids get jobs too to supplement the income jfc
December 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
times getting so tough I gotta make the kids get jobs too to supplement the income jfc
I love costume shinies so much lmao
December 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I love costume shinies so much lmao