Crab Rave (Avery's Version)
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headlessmami.bsky.social
Crab Rave (Avery's Version)
@headlessmami.bsky.social
trans guy, he/him✨shitposts about queer/trans shit, wrestling and life as a crab person🦀 hopin’ the high life is more than me just gettin’ high🍃 proudly T4T🏳️‍⚧️ wanted for girldickriding without a license 🚨😎 contents may change to livejournal without warning⚠️
anyway I finally called and talked to someone who was like “the depot is open till 8:30 if you want to just pick it up”. YES. YES, I WOULD LIKE TO DO THAT. so i drove 20 mins there and back after work just to not have to take my chances on a third attempt.

posting from shiny new gadget now yay
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I taped a sign to the door that said “FEDEX PLEASE RING DOORBELL” since wifey could probably sleep through a knock. Got an attempt email with a pic of the door with no sign.

The sign was still on my door when wifey went to check so clearly they reused the pic they took Friday jfc 😑😑
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
why can’t I just have this gif labeled “pakige” the way god intended 😤
a cartoon of a woman looking out of a window .
ALT: a cartoon of a woman looking out of a window .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
also it turns out I broke the brown cat body while extracting the faceplate whoops 😅 so these are the customs currently! I think the pink cat looks much better with that face and Grompy Bean looks nice in white so it works out 🤷
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
have decided any special eyed bb3s get to be Conglomerates while boba eyes get to be painting practice.

definitely not great at this yet but I’m getting somewhere!
January 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
with that logo on it I daresay it counts as "vintage" now 😅
January 12, 2026 at 12:28 PM
awww yiss another good reason
January 12, 2026 at 12:26 PM
yeee first thing I said looking at the graphic on FNIA was “awww the Jags are out 😩” they would have been my first choice lol
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
since the Panthers and Eagles are both out I’m throwing in on the Bears, love a good underdog
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I can't believe the toaster is toasted bruh this is the end of an era
January 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
more like the Grey Sweatpant Mafia am I right 😏🍆
January 9, 2026 at 4:57 AM
yeah
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
you can tell this is my playlist because there are only two people in the world who would put Nightmare of You on one in this current decade and @jamiesessions.bsky.social is the other one
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
the second half of the playlist was the “aw shit they gon’ fuck” part

multi fuckin purpose
January 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM