Daddy Danger Wolf
@headspacetex.bsky.social
Texan living in Chicago who’s trying not to be fully assimilated. Jew. Leatherman. Coffee and bourbon are the keys to my heart. Chicago Leather Ambassador 2024.
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January 30, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I left my laptop at home so it was a double-commute day for dad today, but i got the pangram as my first word in Spelling Bee today so I guess karmic balance is a thing?
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I left my laptop at home so it was a double-commute day for dad today, but i got the pangram as my first word in Spelling Bee today so I guess karmic balance is a thing?
This is the face of a dad who desperately doesn’t want to work this week to begin with, and whose company just removed the ability for him to track his sales…with his sales-tracking report.
January 28, 2026 at 2:44 PM
This is the face of a dad who desperately doesn’t want to work this week to begin with, and whose company just removed the ability for him to track his sales…with his sales-tracking report.
The world continues to be terrible. People I know are struggling beyond what a human should endure. And here I sit, doing the menial tasks that provide structure to my day. Because the other option for me is to fall apart.
Hold the people you love close right now. Reach for joy and love. It’s there.
Hold the people you love close right now. Reach for joy and love. It’s there.
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The world continues to be terrible. People I know are struggling beyond what a human should endure. And here I sit, doing the menial tasks that provide structure to my day. Because the other option for me is to fall apart.
Hold the people you love close right now. Reach for joy and love. It’s there.
Hold the people you love close right now. Reach for joy and love. It’s there.
It’s cooooold and I need to put this somewhere warm.
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 PM
It’s cooooold and I need to put this somewhere warm.
If I’m gonna carry the weight of the world on these shoulders, I might as well keep working on them.
January 23, 2026 at 11:09 PM
If I’m gonna carry the weight of the world on these shoulders, I might as well keep working on them.
Confirmed 1) I can get a decent chest day in at the office gym even though the dumbbells top out at 75, 2) cute finance boys nervous about their first big city jobs are still dadbait, and 3) I cannot pose for shit.
January 20, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Confirmed 1) I can get a decent chest day in at the office gym even though the dumbbells top out at 75, 2) cute finance boys nervous about their first big city jobs are still dadbait, and 3) I cannot pose for shit.
MAL was a blast. More to come.
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 PM
MAL was a blast. More to come.
…I have a couple. 🤣
If it was me with an eyebrow ring, it was Rene.
If it was me with an eyebrow ring, it was Rene.
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
…I have a couple. 🤣
If it was me with an eyebrow ring, it was Rene.
If it was me with an eyebrow ring, it was Rene.
Happy Friday from MAL-travel day, kiddos. Make it a great one, wherever you are. And keep those #fcf posts coming so I have to hide in the corner to scroll my feed while I wait to board.
January 16, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Happy Friday from MAL-travel day, kiddos. Make it a great one, wherever you are. And keep those #fcf posts coming so I have to hide in the corner to scroll my feed while I wait to board.
It was bad day today, but the shoulders decided they wanted to come to the party too.
January 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
It was bad day today, but the shoulders decided they wanted to come to the party too.
Open concept office means my whole staff gets to watch me bop to Zee Machine as I work on spreadsheets
January 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Open concept office means my whole staff gets to watch me bop to Zee Machine as I work on spreadsheets
New office bathroom lighting is doing some good.
(Actual office has auto-adjusting lighting and it’s a winter day in Chicago which means it’s basically been doing a random slow pulse all day and driving me crazy)
(Actual office has auto-adjusting lighting and it’s a winter day in Chicago which means it’s basically been doing a random slow pulse all day and driving me crazy)
January 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
New office bathroom lighting is doing some good.
(Actual office has auto-adjusting lighting and it’s a winter day in Chicago which means it’s basically been doing a random slow pulse all day and driving me crazy)
(Actual office has auto-adjusting lighting and it’s a winter day in Chicago which means it’s basically been doing a random slow pulse all day and driving me crazy)
Leg day yesterday almost killed me. But it did make some points
January 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Leg day yesterday almost killed me. But it did make some points
That moment at the end of your giant leg day when you remember you have to bike home….
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
That moment at the end of your giant leg day when you remember you have to bike home….
Felt big in the good ways after the gym today.
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Felt big in the good ways after the gym today.
Stretched my ears from a 6 to a 2 in one go yesterday and they were fine until the gym right now - preworkout + elevated heart rate = OW.
January 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Stretched my ears from a 6 to a 2 in one go yesterday and they were fine until the gym right now - preworkout + elevated heart rate = OW.
Took way too long but I’m back in the two plate club.
January 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Took way too long but I’m back in the two plate club.
Deadlift back up to somewhat decent weight after the Christmas sciatica flareup. Still not back in the 300s like I want but we’re getting there.
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Deadlift back up to somewhat decent weight after the Christmas sciatica flareup. Still not back in the 300s like I want but we’re getting there.
Demolishing my shoulders before I demolish @brockfortis.bsky.social ‘s plans for his players later.
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Demolishing my shoulders before I demolish @brockfortis.bsky.social ‘s plans for his players later.
Happy new year, kiddos. Who’s coming to help dad start it off right?
January 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Happy new year, kiddos. Who’s coming to help dad start it off right?
Last day in my current office building. This is the first thing I put up when I started here and the last thing I took down.
It’s weird to think of where I was when I first entered this building four years ago and where I am now. But still firing arrows at darkness and trying to leave flowers.
It’s weird to think of where I was when I first entered this building four years ago and where I am now. But still firing arrows at darkness and trying to leave flowers.
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Last day in my current office building. This is the first thing I put up when I started here and the last thing I took down.
It’s weird to think of where I was when I first entered this building four years ago and where I am now. But still firing arrows at darkness and trying to leave flowers.
It’s weird to think of where I was when I first entered this building four years ago and where I am now. But still firing arrows at darkness and trying to leave flowers.
Merry Christmas from my leg day at a gym very much not built for big boys…I may be using every single 45 they have. 🤣
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Merry Christmas from my leg day at a gym very much not built for big boys…I may be using every single 45 they have. 🤣