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Daddy Danger Wolf

@headspacetex.bsky.social

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Texan living in Chicago who’s trying not to be fully assimilated. Jew. Leatherman. Coffee and bourbon are the keys to my heart. PupDad to Baldur. Chicago Leather Ambassador 2024. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2QLLY0VP62PZ7?ref_=wl_share

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 11h

If you are in the 5% of this audience that understands the sheer stupid brilliance of Sasha Colby transitioning from Maria Callas singing Casta Diva to Stevie Nicks singing Silver Springs…well you’d already be my puppy.

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 14h

My form of resistance: sitting at a taqueria in Pilsen as ICE helicopters patrol ahead, before seeing Sasha Colby, regaling my friends with the Lebanese fusion origins of Al pastor.

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 17h

And yet we keep doing it!

Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 19h

I love that, while I no longer get bedhead, I definitely get sexstache.

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 1d

Come get it.

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 1d

You should’ve said goodbye.😘

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 1d

It’s 9 pm and I’ve had more beer than food. Which good boy is ordering me pizza?

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 1d

…now I’m just imagining handlebar pubes.

Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 1d

Namoustaché

Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 2d

Truth.

Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 2d

Got a little treat to face the horrors with from the donut truck outside my office.

The guy, without even asking, said “Old Fashioned?”

Me: “What told you that?”

Him: points at his own handlebar mustache, then as mine. “You give a vibe.”

Sometimes being a cliche is a shortcut to being seen.

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 2d

Soon, kiddo. So soon.

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 2d

I do miss being in it.

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 2d

Was a lovely surprise seeing you, too! I’m glad I accidentally got on a train that went express ;)

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 2d

Like, my city is being attacked by the government and the Supreme Court is going to rule that conversion therapy is actually just fine and nobody can “prove” that it’s harmful, so why am I not just saying fuck it all and taking loads before I ruthlessly plow some pig?

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 2d

The joy of existential stress: yesterday the world made me want to pinch everyone in the throat. Today the solution feels like spending all day slinging and taking D.

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 3d

Can someone tell me why I’m torturing myself listening to what are supposed to be brilliant legal minds pretending that conversion therapy is “just talkin’?”

Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 3d

Nothing, currently! I got rid of this surfsuit almost a decade ago. And miss it so much.

(Photo by @reddywhp.bsky.social )

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 4d

Huh. Weird. I don’t remember putting that up for debate.

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 4d

Good mutt.

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 4d

TFW you can buy rubber for the first time in a decade, but the change that made that now possible also means your new gear budget is at exactly zero dollars. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 4d

Pretty sure that was an ideal day for me, too. 😘

Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 4d

I am enjoying the content and also would deeply enjoy that dick.

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Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 5d

Sounds like a plan, champ.

Daddy Danger Wolf @headspacetex.bsky.social · 5d

These old things? Not sure why you’d fixate on them - they’re old enough to drive, and they’ve seen a lot. Should probably just retire them at this point..

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